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User currently offlineAmerican757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 475 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1421 times:

I am a Evil person, ok not really. How can I be, I dont mean evil evil I just mean evil, like evil to your brother, to his friends to your mom and dad. What should I do?

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User currently offlineAmerican757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 475 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1384 times:

Ok well I guess I will never be evil. Its ok though cuz I hit my brother with a stick. As for my parents I would never hit them. This whole thread is a joke. Obviously. I hope you guys figured that out.

User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 19
Reply 2, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1353 times:

become a lawyer specialising in product or medical liability cases and sue them (or their companies) over some perceived error for a few million.

Or become a politician and increase their taxes.



I wish I were flying
User currently offlineAmerican757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 475 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1357 times:

I should try that LOL

User currently offlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4218 posts, RR: 37
Reply 4, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

Or my personal favorite: Fart and lock the windows and doors in the car. I do that at least once a week (day).  Smile




Chicks dig winglets.
User currently offlineFunFlyer From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 866 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1309 times:

People that do that in a car (XFSUgimpLB41X) piss me off so much. I'm goin CRAZY. 9-p


Who cares about status?
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1300 times:

I do this to my girlfriend.. Lock the windows and turn the heat on full blast.. Especially in the summer. Makes it smell and hot!


Go big or go home
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 7, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

Why would you want to be evil? Salvation is a free gift!

redngold



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineFoxBravo From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 3002 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1281 times:

This is without a doubt one of the weirdest threads I have read here. Now where is that cat in the grocery bag???


Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire
User currently offlineCaptaingomes From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 6413 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1258 times:

Fabreeze gets rid of the old fart smell in cars!  Big grin


"it's kind of like an Airbus, it's an engineering marvel, but there's no sense of passion" -- J. Clarkson re: Coxster
User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 10, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1258 times:

"I do this to my girlfriend.. Lock the windows and turn the heat on full blast.. Especially in the summer. Makes it smell and hot!"

Well thank you. You've just now confirmed for me how screwed up you really are.  Laugh out loud BTW that is friggen disgusting! LOL

EmiratesA345 Smile/happy/getting dizzy



You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11734 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1234 times:

Walk thru the clock section of a store and set them all to go off in an hour.

Leave immediately.

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1225 times:

Ive done this a few times. Get a sardine can, then just open it and hide it somewhere really well in their room or car. Its going to stink pretty bad after a while and when they find it and throw it out, its still going to smell for a pretty long time.

User currently offlineAkumas From Australia, joined Jan 2004, 434 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1213 times:

Did somebody mention "Cat" "Plastic" "Bag"  Big grin


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 14, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

Move Stevie Wonder's piano....


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineFoxBravo From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 3002 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1193 times:

Thank you, Akumas. That was long overdue!  Smile


Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire
User currently offlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4218 posts, RR: 37
Reply 16, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1155 times:

Here's one.... I took a pile of solo cups... filled them all the way up to the rim with water, and placed them just far enough apart to where you couldnt step in between them. Covered the floor just outside of my roommates bedroom with them all the way out to where it was too far to jump. Took him a while to get out of there, haha.


Covered the toilet with saran wrap....


Replaced the creme in oreo cookies with mayonnaise....


Too many other pranks between me and my roommates in college.  Smile



Chicks dig winglets.
User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7275 posts, RR: 13
Reply 17, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1148 times:

Put your cat in the microwave & turn it on high for 10 minutes.....:-P

User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1146 times:

Aerorobnz,

I think that a minute would be enough...


Another thing that you could do would be to empty out the air from someones car tires. Thats sure to piss them off! Big grin


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 19, posted (10 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

If you wanna be evil, be ignorant. 95% of this planet are already ignorant, so I guess you can't be the first in line...the sad fact is that it is really easy to be ignorant, all you have to do is make ASSUMPTIONS. If anyone truly wants any kind of peace, that percentage needs to be reduced, either with education or lots of executions.

I'm not joking, I hate the ignorant.



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1106 times:

KY jelly on a doorknob

Fill shampoo bottle with Nair

Pee in someones listerine bottle

one for the ladies: Shave your legs with a guys razor and wait for him to use it again

jalepeno juice in eye drops (not a good idea unless you really hate this person)

Spud or bannana in the car tailpipe

superglue on toilet seat

Icy hot on toilet seat

and many many more


User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 21, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1095 times:

Okay, I'll be evil for a moment. We've got a new security lieutenant here who wants to go "by the book." I've tried to get along with him, but he's a misogynist and feels I'm being demanding by asking for him for a little help, and that because I tried to give him some tips on how things run around here, I'm trying to tell him how to do his job.

So, last night I decided -- he thinks I'm being demanding and telling him how to do his job? Well, really, when I think about it, I haven't really been letting security do what they're supposed to do...

So, from now on, it's by the book for me!

--Every time a student comes in without his/her ID card, I will call him and tell him that there's an unidentified person in the library. He has to come up and investigate. You never know, it could be so-and-so's evil twin...
--Since our back door isn't alarmed right now, I think I need to write up a "door unsecured" report every time I test the alarm... once when I open and once when I close at night. He'll get two reports every day, reminding him that it's his job to know that the place is or isn't secure.
--Oh, and since that back door isn't alarmed, I think for my safety that he should definitely come up to the library and do a security sweep before I open. Really, it could be unsafe for me as a poor little overweight female librarian who has no security training...
--And, now that I think about it, our parking lot isn't always the safest place, especially when it's covered with snow and slippery. I think the lieutenant needs to walk me to my car, and wait with me until I get in and lock the door. That means he needs to walk me out and wait while I scrape off all of the snow and ice.
--How foolish of me to think that I know enough to train students in our emergency procedures! I think it's time for the lieutenant to step up to his responsibility, and I'll call him in to give our students the emergency rundown.

I wonder how long I'll have to toilet train him before he realizes that I actually know a few things about this place.  Acting devilish



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineYbacpa From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1108 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1097 times:

Disclaimer: I take NO responsiblity for anyone stupid enough to actually do this or their victim, I'm only posting this for your AMUSEMENT!

http://www.rotteneggs.com/se/1050.html



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