American757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 475 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (11 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1626 times:
Ok well I guess I will never be evil. Its ok though cuz I hit my brother with a stick. As for my parents I would never hit them. This whole thread is a joke. Obviously. I hope you guys figured that out.
Fritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2763 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (11 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1467 times:
Ive done this a few times. Get a sardine can, then just open it and hide it somewhere really well in their room or car. Its going to stink pretty bad after a while and when they find it and throw it out, its still going to smell for a pretty long time.
XFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4273 posts, RR: 36
Reply 16, posted (11 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1397 times:
Here's one.... I took a pile of solo cups... filled them all the way up to the rim with water, and placed them just far enough apart to where you couldnt step in between them. Covered the floor just outside of my roommates bedroom with them all the way out to where it was too far to jump. Took him a while to get out of there, haha.
Covered the toilet with saran wrap....
Replaced the creme in oreo cookies with mayonnaise....
Too many other pranks between me and my roommates in college.
Lehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 20
Reply 19, posted (11 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1371 times:
If you wanna be evil, be ignorant. 95% of this planet are already ignorant, so I guess you can't be the first in line...the sad fact is that it is really easy to be ignorant, all you have to do is make ASSUMPTIONS. If anyone truly wants any kind of peace, that percentage needs to be reduced, either with education or lots of executions.
I'm not joking, I hate the ignorant.
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 42
Reply 21, posted (11 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1337 times:
Okay, I'll be evil for a moment. We've got a new security lieutenant here who wants to go "by the book." I've tried to get along with him, but he's a misogynist and feels I'm being demanding by asking for him for a little help, and that because I tried to give him some tips on how things run around here, I'm trying to tell him how to do his job.
So, last night I decided -- he thinks I'm being demanding and telling him how to do his job? Well, really, when I think about it, I haven't really been letting security do what they're supposed to do...
So, from now on, it's by the book for me!
--Every time a student comes in without his/her ID card, I will call him and tell him that there's an unidentified person in the library. He has to come up and investigate. You never know, it could be so-and-so's evil twin...
--Since our back door isn't alarmed right now, I think I need to write up a "door unsecured" report every time I test the alarm... once when I open and once when I close at night. He'll get two reports every day, reminding him that it's his job to know that the place is or isn't secure.
--Oh, and since that back door isn't alarmed, I think for my safety that he should definitely come up to the library and do a security sweep before I open. Really, it could be unsafe for me as a poor little overweight female librarian who has no security training...
--And, now that I think about it, our parking lot isn't always the safest place, especially when it's covered with snow and slippery. I think the lieutenant needs to walk me to my car, and wait with me until I get in and lock the door. That means he needs to walk me out and wait while I scrape off all of the snow and ice.
--How foolish of me to think that I know enough to train students in our emergency procedures! I think it's time for the lieutenant to step up to his responsibility, and I'll call him in to give our students the emergency rundown.
I wonder how long I'll have to toilet train him before he realizes that I actually know a few things about this place.