Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 41 Posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1148 times:
Well, its that time again. It's time to mark another post milestone from a.net's favorite user, Jcs17. 4,000 posts with quality that can never be duplicated, 4,000 posts with arguments so strong it makes others cowar in fear, and 4,000 posts smacking people so bad it makes them want to run for their mother (in KROC's case, his two fathers). Who will ever forget the epic thread mocking the anti-war protesters, who will ever forget the thread where I shot down people like Alpha1, Jaysit, Zak, We're Nuts, and all of the liberals (nevermind, thats like every thread). Through a 36-day ban and numerous attempts to oust me from my position of prestige on a.net, I still stand taller on a.net than I ever have.
And here's some more self-gloss threads to look forward to:
-Jan. 25: My 21st birthday
-Jan. 30: I'm going to the Super Bowl and you're not
KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1132 times:
This just SCREAMS, I'm a loser, my paid for frat friends are just not making me feel cool enough, so I have to resort to disgusting self-glossing on a website. Enjoy Yankee wannabe, because you know this is what you crave...
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 50 Reply 5, posted (9 years 10 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1112 times:
I'm with KROC on this one. I mean you might as well affix an old "kick me" sign to your back because you are so starved for attention that you're willing to subject yourself to random beatings to satisfy that cocaine-like urge. And proudly proclaiming that you will be attending the Super Bowl-along with 50,000 other people, freezing your ass off and paying $8.75 for a 12 ounce cup of flat, watered down beer while watching two mediocre teams nobody cares about is like holding a housewarming party because you moved out of the local YMCA and into an abandoned refrigerator carton.
As a result of such disgusting, stinky, and wonderfully deluded self congratulatory post, it is my honor to announce that