Maiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 47 Posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1133 times:
This is funny. Be sure to read all the way to the end for the punchline!!!
New England Temperature Conversion Chart
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25 below zero:
People in New England get out their winter coats.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460 below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New
England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series!