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New England Temperature Conversion  
User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 50
Posted (10 years 8 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 895 times:



This is funny. Be sure to read all the way to the end for the punchline!!!

New England Temperature Conversion Chart

60 F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
50 F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
40 F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.
20 F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460 below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New
England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series!



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User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 882 times:

It was all true, especially the part about getting frustrated about our "kahs" not "stahting." But that part about the Red Sox? That was just rude.

Funny thing is, that during our last cold snap here, Mars and Antarctica were warmer. 30 Degrees F felt like a heat wave, and I didn't wear my coat outside. And my "kah stahted."

-Normal

GO PATS!!!


User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 860 times:


Make a change here and there, and the same could be said about Chicago. Right down to hell freezing over when the Cubs make the Series.....



User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 843 times:

Ive also seen that list with "New England" replaced by "Michigan" and Red Sox replaced by Tigers.


Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 825 times:

LOL, Pretty funny joke.

PS. (Dont tell Curt Schilling that the 'Sox wont win the Series until hell freezes over).


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