This is funny. Be sure to read all the way to the end for the punchline!!!

New England Temperature Conversion Chart

60 F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
50 F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
40 F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.
20 F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460 below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New
England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series!