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Bored? Depressed? Take The Death Test!  
User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 3331 times:

If you are bored or depressed, then this may make you feel either better or worse.

The Death Test!

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

Here are my results:

December 7, 2049
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)


43 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineKay From France, joined Mar 2002, 1884 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3303 times:

Here are my results  Smile

January 24, 2050
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19246 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3303 times:

December 12, 2065
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (15%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

---

LOL!



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSushka From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 4784 posts, RR: 15
Reply 3, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3303 times:

70 years old on Nov 9 2055.

I hope they have supersonic airliners by then again!



Pershoyu Spravoyu Litaki!
User currently offlineTeahan From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 5310 posts, RR: 61
Reply 4, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3287 times:

March 12, 2064
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)



Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
User currently offlineGeneralA From Germany, joined May 2001, 201 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3286 times:

83 years on September 8, 2063. Already marked in MS Outlook !!!

GeneralA


User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 6, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3285 times:

January 30, 2059
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Heck, I told them I don't drink a lot !

707


User currently offlineAC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 3267 times:

November 14, 2059
at the age of 75 years old


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


User currently offlineJBirdAV8r From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 4491 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 3253 times:

My results:

September 21, 2074
at the age of 90 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Horrible Accident (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



I got my head checked--by a jumbo jet
User currently offlineSabena 690 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 3251 times:

Fritzi:

Alcoholism (14%)

I don't believe this is coming from you...  Big grin

Frederic Big grin


User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 3229 times:

Sabena 690,

If they would have asked for the specific amount of alcohol in the test, it probably would have been "a bit" higher!  Nuts


User currently offlineSabena 690 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 3221 times:

February 2, 2063
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (11%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

LOL! Big grin


User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 3195 times:

My results are:


May 6, 2050
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)


not soon enuf tho lol


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 3186 times:

Pre-Test: I'm going to be pissed if it says I'm dead by tommorow.
---
Predicted:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

I expire:
January 12, 2073
at the age of 88 years old.

I'll take that.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineAviationMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 3184 times:

October 1, 2064
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)

LOL!  Big thumbs up Kina suspicious that most of us will die of cancer Big grin


User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3638 posts, RR: 15
Reply 15, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 3179 times:

May 9, 2046
at the age of 61 years old.

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (23%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


User currently offline777-200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 1021 posts, RR: 7
Reply 16, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 3178 times:

February 4, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (17%)
Suicide (10%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)

772  Big thumbs up



Another Day, Another Dollar.... Young Jeezy
User currently offlineCVG777 From United States of America, joined May 2000, 1251 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 3174 times:

December 6, 2051
at the age of 66 years old.

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

CVG777


User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8341 posts, RR: 23
Reply 18, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 3164 times:

I already took the death test, and it was linked off this forum. It was a different website, though, and it had a countdown clock thing.

Anyway, I'm gunna die Sept 16th, 2061.



This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 3159 times:

July 15, 2179
at the age of 208 years old.

Hypersonic jet crash (23%)
Cryogenic sleep-tank failure (21%)
Allergic reaction to cure-all anti-cancer tablet (17%)
Complications during cloning procedures (10%)
Holographic sexual misadventure (4%)


User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 4027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 3150 times:

December 24, 2070
At the age of 84 tears old.

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)

HAHA, I like the Alien Abduction and loneliness Smile/happy/getting dizzy But I doubt the Alcoholism, because I don't drink at all.


User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11766 posts, RR: 15
Reply 21, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 21 hours ago) and read 3150 times:

June 10th 2007. The Canucks better stay on top of things! I gotta see them with the Cup before then! But the odd thing is, a psychic told me I would live to be 70. (The 2007 thing is well before my 70th birthday). The only reason I believe the psychic is she was dead on about some other specific things that happened.

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 3142 times:

But I doubt the Alcoholism, because I don't drink at all


Who says you have to do the drinking? You might get beaten up by a wino Big grin


User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 3139 times:

July 27, 2053
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Loneliness?!

Josh


User currently offlineFrontierA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 136 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 3124 times:

LOL @ Have you had team sex

Ok here's mine...

October 26, 2056
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (17%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



Chris.




A Whole different Animal!
25 Post contains images Leviticus : Gees this was interesting June 2, 2051 at the age of 67 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (22%) Cancer (22%) Drowni
26 L.1011 : July 17, 2077 at the age of 86.
27 Redngold : September 17, 2037 at the age of 63 years old. Cancer (36%) Alien Abduction (12%) Homicide (8%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Suicide (6%) Horrible Accident
28 Dash8King : I am gone at the age of 63, so I don't have to worry about my balls getting to saggy.
29 EGFFbmi : February 8, 2069 at the age of 80 years old. Heart Attack (42%) Cancer (19%) Suicide (7%) Horrible Accident (7%) Drowning (5%) 80 Years old.. ye right
30 FunFlyer : January 20, 2055 at the age of 66 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (16%) Homicide (13%) Alcoholism (9%
31 Post contains images Vafi88 : Guys, I'll be gone in 4 days... It says I'm going to die on Jan 30th, 2004.... Bye -------------- Actually, I made everything the worst (every disease
32 Trekster : april 8th, 2050 at the age of 68 28% heart attack 15% cancer 11% homicide 10% alien abduction 6% Third Degree Burns 6% Horrid Accident strange
33 Jcs17 : March 15, 2056 at the age of 73 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (19%) Cancer (12%) Third Degree Burns (9%) Drownin
34 USAIRWAYS321 : May 15, 2059 at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alie
35 IMisspiedmont : Wow! I have another 23 years, according this test. That's 39 more than I had when I was 30 years old.
36 A330Fan1 : Here are my results February 25, 2072 at the age of 86 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (30%) Heart Attack (11%) Alien Ab
37 CB777 : Here are my results: I am gonna die January 17, 2055 AGE-77 Cancer-19% Electrolysis-12% Heart Attack-11% Drowning-7% Third Degree Burns-5% CB777
38 MidnightMike : That was kind of a fun test, HAIRY NIPPLES!!!! Ahhhhhh! August 20, 2053 at the age of 85 years old. Heart Attack (34%) Cancer (22%) Alien Abduction (
39 MYT332 : Im a gonna at 71 cos of cancer, my arse i am!
40 Post contains images Leviticus : Vafi88, Are you still alive ?
41 Post contains images BR715-A1-30 : January 8, 2050 at the age of 64 years old. . I wanted to at least live until 70. Heart Attack (21%) Cancer (19%) Electrolysis (14%) Alien Abduction (
42 Post contains images MartinairYYZ : Here are mine: April 4, 2065 at the age of 75 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (24%) Drowning (16%) Cancer (11%) Th
43 DeltaRules : I can expect to die on April 13, 2060 at the age of 73 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (30%) Heart Attack (27%) Suicide
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