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Ever Had Sex On The Plane?  
User currently offlineJhooper From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 6204 posts, RR: 12
Posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 16788 times:

I know this topic skirts the grey area between civil aviation/non-aviation, so I'm leaning to the side of caution and posting it over here.....

So, who has had sex on a plane? I'm more interested in stories about sex on an airline (where you could have easily been caught), but sex on a private plane can be included here too. This can include things besides intercourse. Were you caught? And if so, what happened?

I'd love to see where this goes!  Nuts


Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29813 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 16760 times:

Does the solo rating for the mile high club count?


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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29813 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 16757 times:

Oh for your own health, don't ever date women that have a commercial certificate in the mile high club.




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User currently offlineDeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 16737 times:

So a multi engine certificate in the MHC means shes qualified to have two males in the same lav?

...might be tough on a 737  Big grin

DeltaGuy


User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4355 posts, RR: 19
Reply 4, posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 16720 times:

The closest ive got was a blowjob on a trip from my girlfriend a year ago flying a Cessna 172.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Kevin



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User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 5, posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 16708 times:

Cancidas has... On a B747 operated by British Airways. So he claims, anyway...



EmiratesA345 Insane



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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 6, posted (10 years 10 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 16695 times:

Check this out  Smile

http://www.milehighclub.com/

I came across this about 1.5 years ago.. Makes for an interesting and thought provoking time  Smile

Chris



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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29813 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 16669 times:

I understand that Doctor Rule has an FE certificate in this field.

I think Hugh Heffner has an IA



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User currently offlineSebolino From France, joined May 2001, 3682 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 16589 times:

Only with my hand, in the lavatories.


Signed, KROC.







Sorry I couldn't resist.  Big grin


User currently offlineYanksn4 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1404 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 16580 times:

Can someone please tell me what a "Dirty Sanchez" is?


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User currently offlineScottysAir From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 16570 times:

What is that mean for the sex on their plane? Can someone please tell me what is plans for the future?

User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 16520 times:

I tried but my jet had repeated flameouts and went into a severe stall.


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User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 12, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 16522 times:

Jhooper- look where you are asking this question.. Wrong website man..


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User currently offlinePositive rate From Australia, joined Sep 2001, 2143 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 16510 times:

Seriously i think it's disgusting whther it's on a private plane or commercial airliner. Would you want to rent out a 172 knowing that the guy before you had just blown his load in your seat? And then touched the controls... eeeww. On a commercial plane same thing- it's damn unsanitary. Same thing in an airliner bathroom- it's goddamn unsanitary! Keep your sexual antics to your bedroom please!

User currently offlineAirplay From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 16506 times:

I've been screwed over by various airlines....does that count?

User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (10 years 10 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 16463 times:

with my ex, we tried in the lav on a BA747 but got caught. so we went back to our first class seats, covered the important part with a blanket and got busy. (helps when she can be quiet about it Big grin) also, on a F9 733 in the lav. the first was my entrance to the mile high club. the second was me just extending the favour.  Big thumbs up


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User currently offlineDelta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2562 posts, RR: 11
Reply 16, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 16399 times:

Cancidas, How did you get caught?

Personally, I would never do it on an airplane unless it was my own private jet.

-Delta767300ER


User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 16374 times:

I think the real question is,Have you ever TRIED to have sex on a plane? Big grin

Keep your sexual antics to your bedroom please

That is quite hard for alot of people to do Big grin



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User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16365 times:

Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

On the list of things to do  Wink/being sarcastic

Justin  Big thumbs up


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19246 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16360 times:

Hmm... not really, besides a quick feel.

On a different topic, my fiance gave me a blowjob on a bus when people were sitting in the seats in front.  Wink/being sarcastic



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16357 times:

Hmm... not really, besides a quick feel.

On a different topic, my fiance gave me a blowjob on a bus when people were sitting in the seats in front.


PMSL!!!!!  Wow!  Big thumbs up


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19246 posts, RR: 52
Reply 21, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16354 times:

FianceE.

What does PMSL mean, you dirty old bugger?  Wink/being sarcastic



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16356 times:

PSML= P*ssing Myself Laughing  Big grin

On a bus though..... Funny as you like Big grin

Justin  Big thumbs up


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19246 posts, RR: 52
Reply 23, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16348 times:

Oh yeah, she gave me one on a quite-full train as well. When you're very discreet, anything's - and everything's - possible.  Wink/being sarcastic Anyway, all this sex talk is getting me horny, so I'll shut up now.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 10 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 16341 times:

Oh yeah, she gave me one on a quite-full train as well. When you're very discreet, anything's - and everything's - possible. Anyway, all this sex talk is getting me horny, so I'll shut up now.

Good lord  Wow! Ahem yeah  Innocent

Justin  Big thumbs up

(How am I ever going to face you @ the LHR meet after this Big grin)


25 Tanyaluvs2fly : hehe... as a girl i can admit to doing bad things... never on plane tho!
26 Ual747 : I have had sex with my right whore on UA 744 ORD-HKG. Get's pretty boring on that longass flight. UAL747
27 Post contains images Tanyaluvs2fly : hehehehehehe thats the bad thing about traveling alone! LOL
28 Post contains images An-225 : I non-rev a lot, but haven't done it yet. If I get caught, I lose my benefits. And besides, I don't have anyone to do it with. Maybe one day... Alex.
29 Lfutia : does jerking off in the lav count?? i myself have never done it... but plan to one day... maybe when i fly to AMS or BOM in the summer... or on the wa
30 High_flyr69 : I never hit home on an Aircraft but rounded 2nd base once. My claim to fame however is my 16th birthday present on a Melbourne train which had cameras
31 BR715-A1-30 : Well, I have a hard time fitting in the lav myself (I am 5' 7" and 170 pounds) and my girlfriend is 5' 6" and 180 pounds, so I haven't tried it. (Not
32 Post contains images Tanyaluvs2fly : haha i wouldnt mind trying!
33 Post contains images Continental : Most of you just sicken me!!
34 Delta767300ER : Ya, me to! -Delta767300ER
35 Filterboy : You guys that jerk off in the lav on a plane are you really that desperate or do you just need to see a shrink????
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