Jhooper From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 6195 posts, RR: 13 Posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 11061 times:
I know this topic skirts the grey area between civil aviation/non-aviation, so I'm leaning to the side of caution and posting it over here.....
So, who has had sex on a plane? I'm more interested in stories about sex on an airline (where you could have easily been caught), but sex on a private plane can be included here too. This can include things besides intercourse. Were you caught? And if so, what happened?
I'd love to see where this goes!
Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29349 posts, RR: 62 Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 11033 times:
Does the solo rating for the mile high club count?
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L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29349 posts, RR: 62 Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 11030 times:
Oh for your own health, don't ever date women that have a commercial certificate in the mile high club.
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 10968 times:
L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29349 posts, RR: 62 Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 10942 times:
I understand that Doctor Rule has an FE certificate in this field.
I think Hugh Heffner has an IA
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Yanksn4 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1392 posts, RR: 13 Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 10853 times:
Can someone please tell me what a "Dirty Sanchez" is?
IHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 10793 times:
I tried but my jet had repeated flameouts and went into a severe stall.
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Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 12, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 10795 times:
Jhooper- look where you are asking this question.. Wrong website man..
Positive rate From Australia, joined Sep 2001, 2143 posts, RR: 1 Reply 13, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 10783 times:
Seriously i think it's disgusting whther it's on a private plane or commercial airliner. Would you want to rent out a 172 knowing that the guy before you had just blown his load in your seat? And then touched the controls... eeeww. On a commercial plane same thing- it's damn unsanitary. Same thing in an airliner bathroom- it's goddamn unsanitary! Keep your sexual antics to your bedroom please!
Cancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 13 Reply 15, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 10736 times:
with my ex, we tried in the lav on a BA747 but got caught. so we went back to our first class seats, covered the important part with a blanket and got busy. (helps when she can be quiet about it ) also, on a F9 733 in the lav. the first was my entrance to the mile high club. the second was me just extending the favour.
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Delta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2559 posts, RR: 14 Reply 16, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 10672 times:
Cancidas, How did you get caught?
Personally, I would never do it on an airplane unless it was my own private jet.
Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18813 posts, RR: 54 Reply 19, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 10633 times:
Hmm... not really, besides a quick feel.
On a different topic, my fiance gave me a blowjob on a bus when people were sitting in the seats in front.
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18813 posts, RR: 54 Reply 21, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 10627 times:
FianceE.
What does PMSL mean, you dirty old bugger?
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18813 posts, RR: 54 Reply 23, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 10621 times:
Oh yeah, she gave me one on a quite-full train as well. When you're very discreet, anything's - and everything's - possible. Anyway, all this sex talk is getting me horny, so I'll shut up now.
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
Jkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 10614 times:
Oh yeah, she gave me one on a quite-full train as well. When you're very discreet, anything's - and everything's - possible. Anyway, all this sex talk is getting me horny, so I'll shut up now.
Good lord Ahem yeah
Justin
(How am I ever going to face you @ the LHR meet after this )
25 Tanyaluvs2fly: hehe... as a girl i can admit to doing bad things... never on plane tho!
26 Ual747: I have had sex with my right whore on UA 744 ORD-HKG. Get's pretty boring on that longass flight. UAL747
27 Tanyaluvs2fly: hehehehehehe thats the bad thing about traveling alone! LOL
28 An-225: I non-rev a lot, but haven't done it yet. If I get caught, I lose my benefits. And besides, I don't have anyone to do it with. Maybe one day... Alex.
29 Lfutia: does jerking off in the lav count?? i myself have never done it... but plan to one day... maybe when i fly to AMS or BOM in the summer... or on the wa
30 High_flyr69: I never hit home on an Aircraft but rounded 2nd base once. My claim to fame however is my 16th birthday present on a Melbourne train which had cameras
31 BR715-A1-30: Well, I have a hard time fitting in the lav myself (I am 5' 7" and 170 pounds) and my girlfriend is 5' 6" and 180 pounds, so I haven't tried it. (Not
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