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User currently offlinePhotopilot From Canada, joined Jul 2002, 2771 posts, RR: 18
Posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2075 times:

Because we love them in all shapes and sizes.


Perfect Breasts
(o)(o)

Fake Silicone Breasts
( + )( + )

Perky Breasts
(*)(*)

Big Nipple Breasts
(@)(@)


A Cups
o o

D Cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder Bra Breasts
(oYo)

Cold Breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided Breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Nipple Breasts
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
o / o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Mammogram Breasts
___ ___



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User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

Photopilot, LOL, seems like your having one of those moments, God only knows what kind but thanks for the laugh! I didn't realize that guys though of them in so many different shapes and sizes!! I guess because we have them....their just well, there!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineContinental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5519 posts, RR: 18
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

May God have mercy on all of our souls....

User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2033 times:

Continental, well.....you and I both know that he sure does! I guess it's a guy thing! ha! ha!  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2018 times:

Does anyone else think that a mammogram sounds like something that would be delivered to your door?

"Hello?"
"MAMMOGRAM!"

Of course, what would follow next is having your breast slammed in the door!



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2007 times:

LOL........ScarletHarlot, dunno?? But where did that come from? And being female...I hope I never get mine slammed in a door!

Phyllis  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2009 times:

Scarlet

[I've been told that . . .] There are lots of places where one can have a mammogram delivered. Las Vegas and Aruba to name but two.




Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineFSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 12
Reply 7, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1999 times:

Oh man there was a good needed laugh.


Danke!


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1990 times:

Well, this also reminds me of a joke that was emailed to me years ago.

PLEASE READ AND PASS ON. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

WARNING!!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he's only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1982 times:

(?)(?) Pointy Nippled Hairy tits.

User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1980 times:

ScarletHarlot, LOL..........I'm laughing so hard the guys at work think I'm nuts! !!!


Phyllis  Smile



User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 11, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1964 times:

Phyllis, if you don't want your breasts to feel like they have been slammed in a door, never get a mammogram!

One of my friends had a mammogram and was creeped out when the (female) technician told her that her breast skin was very soft..."and I'm an expert in this!" The next time she went, she was really hoping for a different technician!



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineBobrayner From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2003, 2227 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1961 times:

PLEASE READ AND PASS ON. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

WARNING!!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he's only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.


Thinking statistically, many women probably haven't read this warning yet. I should try it.



Cunning linguist
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

ScarletHarlot, your exactly right! What cracked me up in the past is when you get a tech who looks and acts like it is his first day on the job!!!! Ha! Ha! He tries really hard to be professional and act like he's been doing the job for years but walks away looking like he's having a "hard" time walking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phyllis  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12640 posts, RR: 46
Reply 14, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1742 times:
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My favourite boob gag is in "LA Story" where Steve Martin is confiding in a friend (who happens to be a woman) about all his feelings. She says something like "You should have been a woman." to which he replies "Oh no, if I had breasts I'd never get out of the shower!"

My second favourite boob gag also involves Steve Martin in "Dead men don't wear plaid" When co-star Rachael Ward faints he start fondling her boobs. As she starts to come round and look at him somewhat puzzled, he looks back very matter-of-factly and says "Oh, your breasts were a little out of wack!"

 Smile




Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineAirplanepics From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2003, 2739 posts, RR: 40
Reply 15, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

in order of this pointless but fun post, im going to have to post my alien dude!






Cheers,
-'Pics  Big thumbs up



Simon - London-Aviation.com
User currently offlineZak From Greenland, joined Sep 2003, 1993 posts, RR: 8
Reply 16, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

you forgot the supersaggy tits emoticon:

(.)(.)



10=2
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1620 times:




User currently offlineGulfstreamGuy From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 646 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

WOW!!!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

GulfstreamGuy



"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. " -Jimmy Buffett
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29805 posts, RR: 58
Reply 19, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1549 times:

Breasts are like Model Trains.

They are ment for the kids but dad is the one that gets to play with them.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1543 times:

Those pictures above aren't breasts: they're circus items. Those aren't even attractive!

I'll take my wife's 36DD (down from a 40F)  Big grin


User currently offlineGulfstreamGuy From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 646 posts, RR: 1
Reply 21, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1537 times:

AMEN Alpha 1!!,

My wife's 40Ds are perfect! (o)(o)
I don't need beach balls unless I'm at a Jimmy Buffett concert!

.. here's one other ... (slightly different than Zak's)

( . )( . ) = tiny nips

GulfstreamGuy




"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. " -Jimmy Buffett
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 22, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1522 times:

#(o)(o)#

Don't forget French tits. Nair anyone?



"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Those photos are just gross. How could you do anything practical with those things getting in the way? Yuck. My back hurts just looking at them.


But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1505 times:

How could you do anything practical with those things getting in the way?

They might make a nice pillow or a nice bean-bag chair.  Big grin


25 Post contains images BN747 : Who are you kiddin'...all you guys (the 30+ crowd) know that when you were 13-17 and if saw a pic like those ...you were zapped with a certain urge to
26 AWspicious : ScarletHarlot; Two words - floatation device (LoL)
27 J_hallgren : that second pix...she's pregnant with twins as I see it...YUK! But the original post WAS Funny!!!
28 Post contains images Vaporlock : ScarletHarlot, I agree, my back is just killing me looking at those things.....they are not boobs, they look like giant I don't know whats! Maybe the
29 Post contains images Alpha 1 : Alpha 1, all I can say that you'd have to be real careful that you don't smother if you were using them for a pillow! I'll lie face up on them, Phylli
30 Post contains images Vaporlock : Alpha 1, you might go deaf!!!! Phyllis
31 Post contains images Alpha 1 : Why would I go deaf, Phyllis? Although I was born partially deaf anyway, so what would i have to lose?
32 Post contains images Vaporlock : Alpha 1, well......I guess because your head would eventually slide down between the 2 bazookas and you'd be in real trouble!!! Phyllis
33 Post contains images Alpha 1 : Alpha 1, well......I guess because your head would eventually slide down between the 2 bazookas and you'd be in real trouble!!! Depends where I slid t
34 Post contains images GulfstreamGuy : Depends where I slid to. Nice one Alpha 1 !! GulfstreamGuy
35 Post contains images Photopilot : Well sorry guys..... I'm a happy member of the I.B.T.L.C. Thats the Itty Bitty Titty Lovers Club Anything more than a nice mouthfull is a waste anyway
36 Usairwys757 : Thats the Itty Bitty Titty Lovers Club, Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one?
37 Post contains images Tanyaluvs2fly : why would you want a woman with hardly any boobs? whats there to play with and hold on to LOL
38 Post contains images Usairwys757 : And, BTW Srbmod, those pictures a just nasty.
39 Srbmod : And, BTW Srbmod, those pictures a just nasty. I posted them because they are just so absurd and funny.
40 Boeing nut : That is just way out of hand.
41 Post contains images Jkw777 : Those huge mammoth breasts just don't do anything for me! I prefer around 36C I once dated a girl who had 38D's and she was 16..... They were "ok" but
42 An-225 : You know, I like big ones... girls have to have curves after all. Alex.
43 Tanyaluvs2fly : lol Justin wants mine! :P hahaha
44 Post contains images Jkw777 : Oh yeah curves are the best, I have always gone for the curvy type broads But those huge tits don't look good... Justin
45 Tanyaluvs2fly : hahahahhahahaa.... :P
46 Post contains images Jkw777 : lol Justin wants mine! :P hahaha Do I? What is your source Justin
47 Post contains images Tanyaluvs2fly : well... lol i could post msgs that i have! but i wouldnt want to give up the goodies!
48 Post contains images Jkw777 : Damn disgrace Moving on.... Regards, Justin
49 Post contains images Tanyaluvs2fly : haha jk... justin's a good kid!
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