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User currently offlineYanksn4 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1392 posts, RR: 13
Posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 787 times:

You know you are poor when...


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User currently offlineSrbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 780 times:		 Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

You have to roll up pennies to put gas in your car.
Even the Dollar Store is out of your price range.
You had to take out a second mortage on your cardboard box.


User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2120 posts, RR: 10
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 770 times:

You do drive-by shootings on the city bus.


You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
User currently offlineYanksn4 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1392 posts, RR: 13
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 756 times:

EmiratesA345, try and keep a little clean?


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User currently offlineHigh_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 741 times:

When you go to the corner shop and ask to put 50 cents worth of mixed lollies on lay-by.

When you cant afford to pay attention.


cheers
high_flyr69


Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7673 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 731 times:

When your food stamps bounce.


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 723 times:

...when you cant afford to spend a lovely evening.

...when your reality check bounces.

...when you eat cereal with a fork, to save milk.

...when you light a cigarette and call it central heating.

...when you cant afford the second "o" and the "r" in "poor".

...when your roaches resort resort to shaking you down  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 680 times:

...When you get so pissed off at people making jokes about your poverty that you resort to drive-by's on the city bus.

DLKAPA

User currently offlineSrbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 678 times:		 Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Panhandlers give you money.


User currently offlineCsavel From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1330 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 659 times:

When you refer to your roaches as free-range land shrimp.


I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.
User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2120 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 584 times:

DLKAPA

Ummmm, I think that's what I said.

EmiratesA345 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
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