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Straight Plan For The Gay Man: New Reality Show  
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

Ya knew it was coming....

Comedy Central is striking back at NBC/Bravo by initiating this show in which straight men will 'rehabilitate' p^ssy-fags who wish to behave more like real men.

First show debuts Feb 23.


"COMEDY CENTRAL's "Straight Plan for the Gay Man" has four straight comedians, the "Flab 4" (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms and Rob Riggle) working with a gay man to achieve his small but important dream of pulling the wool over the straight world's eyes for a day. In the three one-hour episodes, viewers will meet three different gay men and learn about that one thing they've always wanted to check off their life's "to do list."

The gay men include: Jonathan, an upscale fashion salesman who's always wanted to better understand the life of a blue collar worker; Roger, a quirky yoga instructor who has always dreamed of competing in a pick up basketball game; and Stephen, a hip singer/dancer with tons of female friends, who's always wondered if he'd be a smooth straight man when it comes to picking up the ladies.


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User currently offlineWindshear From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 2330 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2212 times:

So they want to pretend to be something they are not?

Sounds familiar...

Boaz...



"If you believe breaking is possible, believe in fixing also"-Rebbe Nachman
User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2207 times:

I probably won't watch that one either.

-Normal


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2199 times:

So they want to pretend to be something they are not?

the first show to capitalize on this has enjoyed killer ratings, so why not? ...I mean really, you think any of the hygiene-deficient losers from QE4TSG will still be waxing, 3 years from now?


User currently offlineAlekToronto From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 328 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2196 times:

Whats America coming to????

Everyone wants a MAKEOVER???Whats the deal with that?
whatever happened to being happy with how you are?

but have to admit its a funny concept, but I'll stick to South Park!


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 5, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2185 times:

I have yet to meet someone who ever admitted to watching much less liking these so-called "Reality" shows (which I imagine are about as impromptu as the Hoover Dam), yet for some reason, they remain as popular as ever.

I guess now that gays have come out of the closet, "Reality TV" junkies have taken their place there.


User currently offlineWindshear From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 2330 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2170 times:

I don't know...I don't feel familiar with the old stereo type masculine values, but ok yeah it could be fun to watch...But what values are they to recieve?
To burb or slob on chicks??

What is this...?

Boaz...



"If you believe breaking is possible, believe in fixing also"-Rebbe Nachman
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2164 times:

Windshear,

typical stereotypical stuff:
  • how to drink beer
  • the rules of
  • football/basketball/baseball
  • and most importantly... the concept of "less" (i.e., less decorating, less wardrobe variety, less attention to various facets of hygiene, etc)

  • User currently offlineAlekToronto From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 328 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 8, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2157 times:

    all they have to do is slap him in a trailer, put a wifebeater on him, beer in hand, scratching his balls and screaming at the woman while watching television...did i miss anything?
     Big grin


    User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 9, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2154 times:

    Wish they had queer eye for the queer guy. Even better: "Closeted a.net fagboy for the queer guy."

    To show less than uber-faggy gay guys how to wear lycra'd jeans, use hair product(s), love Cher, and drool over shots of Dubya in padded crotch enhancing jumpsuits.


    User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
    Reply 10, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2150 times:

    Cboy- when do you plan on submitting your application for the show?


    Go big or go home
    User currently offlineWindshear From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 2330 posts, RR: 11
    Reply 11, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2141 times:

    Jaysit...

    Excuse me...What was that?




    "If you believe breaking is possible, believe in fixing also"-Rebbe Nachman
    User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11678 posts, RR: 15
    Reply 12, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2131 times:

    This is the reason I only watch Cartoon Network. But my two cents:

    Why the hell can't people do stuff on their own? Why do we need to watch people degrade themselves on TV? If someone wants to marry a total stranger who claims to be rich, just fly off to Vegas. There are plenty of less than truthful people there. If I really wanted to play a pick-up game of basketball/football/soccer/baseball, I would. I certainly do not want everyone in the world knowing what a terrable shooter I am from 3-point land and can't QB worth s*it. If I wanted to be in a blue-collar job, I would apply for one. This place needs to get a life.

    The only two reality shows I believe should be allowed to air are Survivor and Amazing Race.

    GO CANUCKS!!



    Life in the wall is a drag.
    User currently offlineAlekToronto From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 328 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 13, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2126 times:

    Can't think of wondering whats next????

    straight female eye for the lesbian?

    how about a show where they take accountants/lawyers from new york and make them work in a factory and take factory workers and give them office jobs???

     Big grin


    User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 14, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2100 times:

    how about a show where they take accountants/lawyers from new york and make them work in a factory and take factory workers and give them office jobs???


    ...with, or without Paris Hilton involved?  Nuts


    User currently offlineAsbg From Israel, joined Feb 2000, 538 posts, RR: 6
    Reply 15, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 2095 times:

    Hopefully the show will be in the same level of humor and taste as Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. I can wait to watch it.

    Sam.


    User currently offlineLucky727 From Canada, joined Sep 2003, 602 posts, RR: 1
    Reply 16, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2066 times:

    ConcordeBoy - was the use of "p^ssy-fags" off the Comedy Central site? Or was that your own eloquence? (Lemme know if you need 'eloquence' explained)

    So they actually CAN teach someone how to stink, be a slob, and still be clueless as to why they never get 'ny?

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    User currently offlineLucky727 From Canada, joined Sep 2003, 602 posts, RR: 1
    Reply 17, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2020 times:

    Sh*t ConcordeBoy - forgot something...I give better head than you'll ever receive in this lifetime. But I do have openings (in my schedule, of course) in 2020.

    Truly, best wishes.



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    User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
    Reply 18, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2002 times:

    Lucky727: You do know Concordeboy is gay, yes?


    An unexamined life isn't worth living.
    User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 19, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

    TWfirst,
    *slander*!

    You know I run around with my gay-buster proton packs, hoping to rid the world of the scourge that is your "kind"  Nuts


    But I do have openings (in my schedule, of course) in 2020.

    Not sure whether to congratulate you, or cry for you... knowing that 1) this probably isn't a far leap from the truth, and 2) your chances of contracting a venereal disease is virtual assured Big grin




    [Edited 2004-02-13 20:40:34]

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