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The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11010 times:

10. It's not me, it's you. Any woman who dumps her boyfriend.

9. The check is in the mail. Anyone who dodges bill collectors.

8. I want to help you. Lawyers and Insurance salesmen.

7. This years model is the best of all time. The auto makers-every year, like clockwork when the next years models come out.

6. It's for your own safety. Anyone who supports any kind of new restrictive law.

5. We are doing this to enhance traffic flow. City Engineers, as they install more and more [mistimed] traffic lights.

4. We are not interested in revenue enhancement, only safety. Police chiefs in response to a surge in traffic citations issued.

3. We are doing this to better serve our customers and employees. Corporate America whenever a multi billion dollar merger is announced.

2. I will bring Osama Bin Laden to justice. President George W. Bush.


and the number one biggest lie of all time is:





1. We are a family themed restaurant. Hooters.

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User currently offlineAlekToronto From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 328 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11000 times:

Good list..this ones a keeper!

however one thing...why isn't Hooters a family themed restaurant???


User currently offlineNorth County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10997 times:



Gore: "I invented the internet"


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10992 times:

Don't forget these:

Michael O'Leary (CEO of Ryanair): We are the cheapest airline in Europe

ILS (former a.net forum user): I drive a BMW with interior by KIA

Patrick


User currently offlineNorth County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10986 times:

Chamberlin: "Peace in our time."

User currently offlineNorth County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10982 times:

Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman" (Monica)

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 6, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10978 times:

OMG:

I really am slipping. How COULD I be so careless as to forget Gore and Clinton????

Well, I've got a lot on my mind right now.


User currently offlineNorth County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10976 times:

Clinton: "I never inhaled"

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10971 times:

"I've had sex with an actual woman." Jcs17 and AA61hvy

"I do not like beer." LHMark

I just donated $5,000 to George Bush's reelection campaign fun. Indianguy


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10962 times:

"I enjoy the company of women more than men." KROC


Go big or go home
User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 10, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10962 times:

Gee, you're so right North County... those 3 "lies" are SO much bigger and have MUCH bigger consequences than...


"Saddam Hussein HAS WMD's that can be deployed at any time, thus we must IMMEDIATELY send 200,000 soldiers over there, get entrenched in there forever, and have several hundred of our soldiers killed"



An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10959 times:

  • That Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet. The actual quote is "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." which, when taken in context means that he campaigned to fund a government project that helped in the creation of the internet.


  • The collected works of Michael Moore. Oops! I'm over ten already.





  • Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
    User currently offlineN6376m From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 12, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 10903 times:

    GWB - I'm a fiscal conservative!

    User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
    Reply 13, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 10899 times:

    My bike rocks!

    signed, KROC



    "Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
    User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 14, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 10875 times:

    I never had sex with Airlinelover or AA61hvy

    Signed,
    KROC


    User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 15, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 10870 times:

    I didn't join a fraternity so I could buy my friends, rather I liked the camaraderie the guys provided. Startvalve

    User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2239 posts, RR: 15
    Reply 16, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 10850 times:

    "I love the state of Texas!"

    -Alpha1




    "On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
    User currently offlineCsavel From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1360 posts, RR: 4
    Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 10832 times:

    How about

    I won't come in your mouth. Just had to say that.

    The Valentine's/birthday/anniversary gift must have got delayed in the mail. - I've used that one often

    Dubya can speak Spanish

    Dubya's "ranch" in Crawford (Which he got in 1999, and will sell as soon as he leaves office)

    And to prove that I don't just pick on the right


    Hillary - "I was always a Yankee fan!"









    I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.
    User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2680 posts, RR: 17
    Reply 18, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 10824 times:

    "I did not......have........sexual..........relations........with that woman.... Ms. Lewinsky..."


    Fly Delta's Big Jets!
    User currently offlineKBOS From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 427 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 19, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 10815 times:

    Sure I'll respect you in the morning


    No, I'm not just after sex...


    That outfit does not make you look fat.....



    I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
    User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 20, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 10799 times:

    psssst KROC, i never joined a frat.


    The doctor says I am no longer contagious

    Signed,
    KROC


    User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 54
    Reply 21, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 10784 times:

    It's one small step for man - One giant leap for mankind !!!.

     Smile



    "She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
    User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 22, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 10764 times:

    "I am straight" ConcordeBoy

    "I've liked the Yankees all my life" Jcs17


    User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 23, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 10754 times:

    LMAO@ USairwys Jcs crack.

    We are a military power and always fight to the death.

    -France



    User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 24, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 10753 times:

    "I'll just put the head in".. said to KROCs mom

    Signed,
    AA61hvy


    25 ConcordeBoy : I wont jizz in your mouth, I promise Signed, every man
    26 KROC : Everybody thinks I'm funny and my jokes are fresh. Startvalve
    27 IHadAPheo : "No no, it's only a heat rash" "I've never had the chance to (meet) a woman with dentures before" I'm the CEO of a major airline, I work as an FA just
    28 Post contains images AWspicious : ConcordeBoy; You seem bitter
    29 KROC : ConcordeBoy only 'tastes' bitter. Signed, Usairwys757
    30 Bruno : Oh sweetie, I am just going out with my buddies tonight.
    31 Post contains images AWspicious : Ooops... There's a boogey man in the guest room. - Michael Jackson Sure, I can get you season tickets. - Kobe Bryant Nah, I don't mind if you party wi
    33 Dan2002 : Windows XP is as secure as Windows 98/ME was! Signed, Bill Gates
    34 USAFHummer : "Dewey Defeats Truman" - what morons... Greg
    35 Boeing4ever : Girls lie too ScarletHarlot...they can be damn evil and manipulative. "My parents won't let me date until I'm 18." - A certain lying skank B4e-Forever
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