North County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 2 Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9937 times:
North County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 2 Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9926 times:
North County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 2 Reply 5, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9922 times:
Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman" (Monica)
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9918 times:
OMG:
I really am slipping. How COULD I be so careless as to forget Gore and Clinton????
North County From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 712 posts, RR: 2 Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9916 times:
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 8, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9911 times:
"I've had sex with an actual woman." Jcs17 and AA61hvy
"I do not like beer." LHMark
I just donated $5,000 to George Bush's reelection campaign fun. Indianguy
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 9, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9902 times:
"I enjoy the company of women more than men." KROC
TWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 53 Reply 10, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9902 times:
Gee, you're so right North County... those 3 "lies" are SO much bigger and have MUCH bigger consequences than...
"Saddam Hussein HAS WMD's that can be deployed at any time, thus we must IMMEDIATELY send 200,000 soldiers over there, get entrenched in there forever, and have several hundred of our soldiers killed"
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 11, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 9899 times:
That Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet. The actual quote is "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." which, when taken in context means that he campaigned to fund a government project that helped in the creation of the internet.
The collected works of Michael Moore. Oops! I'm over ten already.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 13, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 9839 times:
My bike rocks!
signed, KROC
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 15, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 9810 times:
I didn't join a fraternity so I could buy my friends, rather I liked the camaraderie the guys provided. Startvalve
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Homer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2209 posts, RR: 16 Reply 16, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 9790 times:
"I love the state of Texas!"
-Alpha1
"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
Csavel From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1335 posts, RR: 4 Reply 17, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 9772 times:
How about
I won't come in your mouth. Just had to say that.
The Valentine's/birthday/anniversary gift must have got delayed in the mail. - I've used that one often
Dubya can speak Spanish
Dubya's "ranch" in Crawford (Which he got in 1999, and will sell as soon as he leaves office)
And to prove that I don't just pick on the right
Hillary - "I was always a Yankee fan!"
I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.
N312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2678 posts, RR: 18 Reply 18, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 9764 times:
"I did not......have........sexual..........relations........with that woman.... Ms. Lewinsky..."
KBOS From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 415 posts, RR: 0 Reply 19, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 9755 times:
Sure I'll respect you in the morning
No, I'm not just after sex...
That outfit does not make you look fat.....
I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 23, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 9694 times:
LMAO@ USairwys Jcs crack.
We are a military power and always fight to the death.
-France
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Startvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 9693 times:
"I'll just put the head in".. said to KROCs mom
Signed,
AA61hvy
25 ConcordeBoy: I wont jizz in your mouth, I promise Signed, every man
26 KROC: Everybody thinks I'm funny and my jokes are fresh. Startvalve
27 IHadAPheo: "No no, it's only a heat rash" "I've never had the chance to (meet) a woman with dentures before" I'm the CEO of a major airline, I work as an FA just
29 KROC: ConcordeBoy only 'tastes' bitter. Signed, Usairwys757
30 Bruno: Oh sweetie, I am just going out with my buddies tonight.
31 AWspicious: Ooops... There's a boogey man in the guest room. - Michael Jackson Sure, I can get you season tickets. - Kobe Bryant Nah, I don't mind if you party wi
33 Dan2002: Windows XP is as secure as Windows 98/ME was! Signed, Bill Gates
34 USAFHummer: "Dewey Defeats Truman" - what morons... Greg
35 Boeing4ever: Girls lie too ScarletHarlot...they can be damn evil and manipulative. "My parents won't let me date until I'm 18." - A certain lying skank B4e-Forever