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Why Does Canned Chicken Taste Like Canned Tuna?  
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 5488 times:

Lets face it...to me the two are almost identical...given a blind taste test I dont think I could distinguish between the two...anyone else have that feeling?

Greg


Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
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User currently offlineTheGov From United States of America, joined Apr 2003, 420 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 5482 times:

I've kinda wondered the same thing.

Oh well, another mystery of the universe to confound the masses.



Always a pallbearer, never a corpse.
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 5481 times:


There's always Spam



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User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 5478 times:

Read this!!!



DynaCorp

Announcer.....Chris Parnell
.....Jessica Simpson
Porky.....Will Forte




[ open on footage of Jessica Simpson concert ending ]

[ dissolve to Jessica running backstage ]

Announcer: Hey, Jessica - great concert!

Jessica Simpson: [ toweling off ] Thanks!

Announcer: Looks like you worked up quite an appeite out there!

Jessica Simpson: Did.. I.. ever! That's why, after every show, I reach for a can of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna! [ holds up can ] Everyone knows that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, but what you might not know is that tuna is fish, not chicken. So, look for the can with the mermaid on the label! Chicken of the Sea brand tuna - America's #1 non-chicken brand fish!

Announcer: But.. what if you wanted tuna that is chicken?

Jessica Simpson: [ confused ] Huh..?

Announcer: If you like Chicken of the Sea brand tuna, then you'll love new Tuna of the Dirt brand chicken!

[ the can is handed to Jessica ]

Jessica Simpson: [ examining the can ] Tuna of the.. Dirt..?

Announcer: Yep! Tuna of the Dirt is 100% top-grade tuna-free canned chicken!

Jessica Simpson: Hmm.. so, wait.. is it tuna or not?

Announcer: Oh, it's tuna alright - Tuna of the Dirt brand chicken! So, when you're sure you don't want fish, grab the only chicken good enough to be called tuna - Tuna of the Dirt brand chicken. Look for the chicken with the cowboy on the label!

Jessica Simpson: Wait! I'm confused! Why is a.. a cowboy on this chicken can holding a fish pole?

Announcer: Well, because he's fishing around for quality chicken! Tuna of the Dirt - the chicken with the fishing cowboy on the label. In the tuna section of your supermarket!

Jessica Simpson: This is so confusing! I think I'm just going to eat a piece of fruit.

Announcer: Then, you're in luck! Becuase if you're looking for fruit that's every bit as good as our chicken and tuna, then you'll want Turkey of the Jungle brand bananas!

[ the can is handed to Jessica ]

Jessica Simpson: Wait.. stop. Turkey of the Jungle?

Announcer: That's right. Turkey of the Jungle brand bananas. From the makers of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna, and Tuna of the Dirt brand chicken. If fish grew on treees, they'd be Turkey of the Jungle brand bananas!

Jessica Simpson: Thid is ha-ard!

Announcer: Nothing hard about it. Turkey of the Jungle brand bananas can be found in the chicken aisle, right next to Pork of the Orchard brand apples.

[ the can is handed to Jessica ]

Announcer: Pork of the Orchard brand apples. Look for the apples with the picture of a turkey on the can!

Jessica Simpson: [ greatly confused ] Uh.. uh.. so, if the apples.. have a turkey on the can.. then.. what does.. what does the can have with the bananas?

Announcer: Why, that would be the Turkey of the Jungle mascot - Porky, the Scubadiving Chicken! And Porky says:

[ Porky, a scubadiving chicken mascot, waddles up to Jessica ] Porky: [ singing ]
"If you want fruit, not fish nor fowl
Turkey of the Jungle makes this chicken howl!"
Owwwwwww! This turkey is good bananas!

[ Porky waddles off ]

Jessica Simpson: Please stop.. my head hurts..

Announcer: Ohhhh.. then, you need Chicken of the Medicine Cabinet - the turkey-flavored aspirin that comes in a tuna can.

[ the can is handed to Jessica ]

Jessica Simpson: No!

Announcer: Chicken of the Medicine Cabinet brand turkey-flavored aspirin. Look for the tuna can with the chicken can on the label!

[ Jessica appears exasperated, as the camera pans over to a table full of DynaCorp products ]

[ dissolve to phony product labels ]

Announcer: DynaCorp. Bringing you everything from Chicken of Sea brand tuna, to Shoepolish of the Outhouse brand typing paper. DynaCorp. The Kangaroo Rat of the Billiard Room.


User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3645 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 5466 times:

That would have been the funniest commercial ever if it were half as long. Seriously.

User currently offlineUSAIRWAYS321 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1848 posts, RR: 9
Reply 5, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5452 times:

Greg, if this is the kind of thing you sit and think about for hours, I worry about you... Big grin

[Edited 2004-02-15 12:08:49]

User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12887 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5445 times:
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Canned chicken - only in America!  Nuts

[he says, hurrying off to see if his local supermarket stocks canned chicken!]



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana! #44cHAMpion
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29836 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5443 times:

What is so weird about canned Chicken?

Makes great chicken Salad sandwiches.



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User currently offlineTsv From Australia, joined Nov 1999, 1641 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5443 times:

Everything tastes the same when it's gone off!


"I told you I was ill ..." Spike Milligan
User currently offlineSN-A330 From Belgium, joined Aug 2001, 1129 posts, RR: 9
Reply 9, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 5420 times:

USAFHummer, what have you been smoking?  Confused

Regards, SN-A330



I would rather be flying...
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 10, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 5413 times:

Come on, all of you doubters...get someone to give you a blind taste test and then you'll see what I mean!!!

Greg



Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
User currently offlineSN-A330 From Belgium, joined Aug 2001, 1129 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 5409 times:

Greg,

Just send a few cans to Belgium with DHL please.

Thanks, SN-A330



I would rather be flying...
User currently offlineEssjay From South Africa, joined Dec 2000, 75 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 5400 times:

CANNED CHICKEN!!??

You're having a laugh right?

(God bless America...)

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineSN-A330 From Belgium, joined Aug 2001, 1129 posts, RR: 9
Reply 13, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 5394 times:

do US chickens swim in the sea or do the fish have feathers ?

Regards, SN-A330



I would rather be flying...
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 5384 times:

http://www.valleyfreshkitchen.com/ValleyFresh.php?PageReq=OurProducts&screenWidth=1920

All you non-Americans who have never heard of it must be so deprived without the novelty of canned chicken...but just have some canned tuna and you can simulate the experience!

Greg

[Edited 2004-02-16 00:25:42]


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