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User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1213 times:

It's odd, this Internet and it's web-based derivatives. The open pathways (and sewers) that connect us to our bretheren. It's beautiful in it's anonymity. It's beautiful in it's power. It's beautiful in it's ability to unite and divide, join and seperate, bring together and tear apart like the jaws of a massive shark.

And now another pathway has just opened for me. My Airliners.net First Class Membership began today.  Smile

When the sun comes up on this sleepy little town and all is said and done, I do hope that you can call me "Brother."

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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1202 times:

Wellington Hung? "WellHung"? It's a safe bet you will make friends withthe jokesters on here, as well as large gay contingent (headed up (so to speak) by LHMark) on here.  Big grin

User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1186 times:

Isnt this a self gloss?  Laugh out loud
Welcome to the forums, Wellhung.
Some people, like AA61hvy and Jcs17 may offer you more than Brothership and Im sure Singapore Air will present you with a big sloppery kudos;



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1185 times:

Indeed I have been blessed with an oh-so unique name. I was born "Wellington Williams Chambers IV" but after a long custody battle won by my mother, my name was changed to her maiden name, "Hung."

Alas, our homosexual friends will be disappointed as I do not dabble in the brown arts. Well, at least not with other dudes.


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1178 times:

I don't know which sounds better,

Wellington Williams Chambers IV, or Well Hung!


User currently offlineMYT332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 5, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

How do you introduce yourself? 'hi, im well hung'? Do people take you seriously!


One Life, Live it.
User currently offline727LOVER From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 6500 posts, RR: 20
Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1136 times:

You seem to have mesmorized KROC.  Laugh out loud

WHY is this not getting a shaft for self-gloss??

WELL HUNG SHAFT  Laugh out loud



Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1128 times:

First off, whoever is taking 'Wellington Hung' seriously, I have some property I'd like to sell you.

Second. WellHung, who did you used to be on here?  Big grin


User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1120 times:

Dr. Ruth  Big grin  Laugh out loud

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.

Avoid posting "Me Too" messages. These are messages that are posted by people who agree to a point being discussed and post a one liner, "me too!", "Good post Jim!", "I disagree" or similar message. This takes up time as readers must sort through these messages which have no real value to the group at large. Any message containing nothing more than a line or two of text is probably not worth posting.

If you have an opinion on a topic, you should in detail express why you have the opinion and what made you come to that conclusion.

Your post should be relevant to the topic discussed.



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1104 times:

KROC asks "Second. WellHung, who did you used to be on here?"..

Hmm let's see his name now is "WellHung", what else would go just below "WelHung" but "We'renuts" or was that "we'renutz"



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1097 times:

Dont be surprised if ConcordeBoy sends you ungodly amounts of emails and Personal messages. You will definatly attract him to you with a name like that. Good going, now you can get him off my back.  Big grin

User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1095 times:

"Good going, now you can get him off my back", I could comment but it would be too easy


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

Yeah, thats what I said IhadaPheo, he is basically on my back, or at least he is trying to be. Ask KROC, he knows.

User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 13, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1083 times:

KROC was watching AGAIN? Jeez can't that guy leave you two in peace...

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1068 times:

Listen EGGD. ConcordeBoy offered me a free live video feed. Unfortunately it was not of the lesbian sex show like he promised. Needless to say I was horrified at what I saw, and have been trying to put what I did see behind (damn, poor choice of words), forget about it. Please don't mention this again.

User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

WellHung just opened a door to a plethora of jokes.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1029 times:

How do you introduce yourself? 'hi, im well hung'? Do people take you seriously!

I introduce myself as Wellington. Unfortunatley, the airliners.net interface does not allow me to use my full name as "Wellington_Hung" is 15 characters and the max allowed is 14. "WellingtonHung" would be out of the question.

WellHung just opened a door to a plethora of jokes.

Yeah, how about this one...

Aa61hvy walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," he responded..

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob," said Aa61hvy.

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 17, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1026 times:

Damn..

He's good.


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1001 times:

Welcome, WellHung! I am one of the females on a.net that like to put my 2cents in every once in a while! You know with user name like yours, you'll get ribbed a lot!  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 19, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 998 times:

Seems like WellHung is WellhungFora6month old... Chief thats an overplayed joke, but nice try..


Go big or go home
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 20, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 993 times:

WellHung, that so-called joke which has been endlessly regurgitated for the last 40 years earns you a big and juicy →

User currently offlineAIR757200 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1579 posts, RR: 7
Reply 21, posted (10 years 8 months 5 days ago) and read 966 times:

as well as large gay contingent

Nope, doesn't do anything for me, sorry.  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 942 times:

Thanks Phyllis. Happy to be here...

Matt D, the upper value in your age profile is 35, yet you claim that the joke has been circulating approximately 40 years. At the best estimates, it's is unlikely you heard the joke until you were 10-15 years old. Even then I doubt you were smart enough to understand and remember it. This means that in the best estimate of your joke hearing lifetime, your first encounter with said joke would be 20-25 years ago. The numbers don't jive. Do you have any documentation to prove this has been "endlessly" retold over the past 40 years? If not, your entire statement and um... "shaft" are rendered worthless.

I do, however, find it interesting that you and Aa61hvy (whatever the hell that means) have such a refined knowledge regarding the history of gay jokes.


User currently offlineIMisspiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6305 posts, RR: 33
Reply 23, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 925 times:

Hi Brian, err I mean, Wellington. I wondered if you'd be back. You don't know me, but I know you.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
User currently offlineLucky727 From Canada, joined Sep 2003, 602 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 911 times:

Hey Wells ~

Too bad (?) about your mom's lawsuit - but you're allowed to be a little more abstract about your choice of nick (maybe you'll reconsider, or not...)

Which ~ of course ~ means it was a conscious decision, self-deprecating apologies aside.

Welcome to the treehouse with wings ~

Lucky



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User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11720 posts, RR: 15
Reply 25, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 893 times:

Blahblahblah....

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