WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 938 times:
It's odd, this Internet and it's web-based derivatives. The open pathways (and sewers) that connect us to our bretheren. It's beautiful in it's anonymity. It's beautiful in it's power. It's beautiful in it's ability to unite and divide, join and seperate, bring together and tear apart like the jaws of a massive shark.
And now another pathway has just opened for me. My Airliners.net First Class Membership began today.
When the sun comes up on this sleepy little town and all is said and done, I do hope that you can call me "Brother."
GKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 59 Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 845 times:
The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.
Avoid posting "Me Too" messages. These are messages that are posted by people who agree to a point being discussed and post a one liner, "me too!", "Good post Jim!", "I disagree" or similar message. This takes up time as readers must sort through these messages which have no real value to the group at large. Any message containing nothing more than a line or two of text is probably not worth posting.
If you have an opinion on a topic, you should in detail express why you have the opinion and what made you come to that conclusion.
Your post should be relevant to the topic discussed.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 793 times:
Listen EGGD. ConcordeBoy offered me a free live video feed. Unfortunately it was not of the lesbian sex show like he promised. Needless to say I was horrified at what I saw, and have been trying to put what I did see behind (damn, poor choice of words), forget about it. Please don't mention this again.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 754 times:
How do you introduce yourself? 'hi, im well hung'? Do people take you seriously!
I introduce myself as Wellington. Unfortunatley, the airliners.net interface does not allow me to use my full name as "Wellington_Hung" is 15 characters and the max allowed is 14. "WellingtonHung" would be out of the question.
WellHung just opened a door to a plethora of jokes.
Yeah, how about this one...
Aa61hvy walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," he responded..
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob," said Aa61hvy.
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 667 times:
Thanks Phyllis. Happy to be here...
Matt D, the upper value in your age profile is 35, yet you claim that the joke has been circulating approximately 40 years. At the best estimates, it's is unlikely you heard the joke until you were 10-15 years old. Even then I doubt you were smart enough to understand and remember it. This means that in the best estimate of your joke hearing lifetime, your first encounter with said joke would be 20-25 years ago. The numbers don't jive. Do you have any documentation to prove this has been "endlessly" retold over the past 40 years? If not, your entire statement and um... "shaft" are rendered worthless.
I do, however, find it interesting that you and Aa61hvy (whatever the hell that means) have such a refined knowledge regarding the history of gay jokes.