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User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 785 times:

Im new, what should I expect?


How should I act?


Um, I like..... yea ok
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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8732 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 779 times:

You should act like you would act.

In other words, act the way you want to.



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 773 times:

Just be yourself, and do not pretend to be a pilot, a CEO of an airline, and so on, and you will have a great time here.

User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 767 times:

Awesome, thanks guys.


Im not a pilot (yet) or a CEO, so I think Im going to be fine!



Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 760 times:

I should also add, be able to take a joke (and if you like, make them as well). There are many of us (like me) that love to joke around and crack on people. Its all meant in fun, and nothing more. Too many people cannot understand this point.

User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 755 times:

Oh, and let us know if you can't take a joke. Then we won't bust on you the way we bust on that piece of S**T KROC.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 753 times:

I can take a joke, but Im not a piece of Shit  Big grin


Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 751 times:

Hopefully you are heterosexual too, because if you are not, LHMark, will start to internet stalk you until he finds out your address and phone number, the way he did to another gay member, AA61hvy.

User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 745 times:

Yea, Im Straight, but the real question is..... are you?


Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 741 times:

No, I'm not.

Signed, LHMark


User currently offlineAC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 739 times:

A good thing to remember around here, BMW's (with interior by KIA!) are bad.

User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 739 times:

I stalked Aa61hvy to a bar, then tried to get him drunk, but I miscalculated the dosage. After the second Sex on the Beach, he was puking into the peanut bucket.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 735 times:

Oh, I like screaming orgasms, myself





Its a shot, if you dont know  Big grin



Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 13, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 731 times:

I've never had one of those. Well, the orgasm part, anyway.

Signed, KROC's ex-wife



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 730 times:

And once again LHMark KO's AA61hvy, just like that 2nd Sex On The Beach did.



User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 726 times:

I am having a good time, how do I post a picture in my posts?


Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 714 times:

Use this code...

[img src=http://www.whateverwebsiteaddress.com]

Just replace the [] with <>


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 707 times:

I'm comming up dry with a joke, almost as dry as KROC's wife on their honeymoon.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 705 times:

Thats why god invented KYJelly AA61hvy. You and Jcs17 are not the only ones who use it. I just chose to use it with a woman. You chose a woman like man in Jcs.

User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 19, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 701 times:

Now where is that KO picture?

And as for your post KROC, post the whiff, because you struck out their soldier.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 696 times:

First off AA61hvy, you think all your cracks should get a KO. You are funny once every 45 days or so, and you were last funny about 23 days ago, so you still got some time. And as for the Whiff. Sorry slugger, I was on point as usual.

User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 21, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 694 times:

No you're way off base, and you are working on a flying elbow aimed at your face come July...


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 689 times:

A flying elbow? You gotta be able to fly first big timer. I'll stand in, kick the snot out of you, then Power Bomb you so hard you will end up lower in the ground that Jcs will be when Phil bury's him.

User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 23, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 686 times:

You can talk all you want... I will be able to hold you're head while you are swinging, one whiff after another, just like when you hit on girls...


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 9 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 684 times:

Ouch, that last line was good. Props for that, but cause you are taller doesn't mean shit skillet. We'll see if you got balls (figuratively, as we all know Jcs17 keeps your real ones in his purse) in NYC this summer.

25 Aa61hvy : I will continue to use my Apollo Creed vs. Ivan Drago metaphor.
26 KROC : And like your ability to be funny, that metaphor will leave us all underwhelmed.
27 SimpleMinded : I just tried a piece of Indica Flower Chewing Gum, please remind me to never ever try that again!
28 Aloges : Gladly. SymbolMinded, please never ever try a piece of Indica Flower Chewing Gum!! And I can't stop thinking of George Carlin whenever I read your nic
29 Post contains images SimpleMinded : That would be great if my name was Symbol!
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