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SimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 571 times:

Im new, what should I expect?

How should I act?

Um, I like..... yea ok

29 replies: All unread, showing first 25:

Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8358 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 565 times:

You should act like you would act.

In other words, act the way you want to.

Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 559 times:

Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Just be yourself, and do not pretend to be a pilot, a CEO of an airline, and so on, and you will have a great time here.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

SimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 553 times:

Awesome, thanks guys.

Im not a pilot (yet) or a CEO, so I think Im going to be fine!

Um, I like..... yea ok

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 546 times:

I should also add, be able to take a joke (and if you like, make them as well). There are many of us (like me) that love to joke around and crack on people. Its all meant in fun, and nothing more. Too many people cannot understand this point.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 541 times:

Oh, and let us know if you can't take a joke. Then we won't bust on you the way we bust on that piece of S**T KROC.

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

SimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 539 times:

I can take a joke, but Im not a piece of Shit Big grin

Um, I like..... yea ok

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 537 times:

Hopefully you are heterosexual too, because if you are not, LHMark, will start to internet stalk you until he finds out your address and phone number, the way he did to another gay member, AA61hvy.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

SimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 531 times:

Yea, Im Straight, but the real question is..... are you?

Um, I like..... yea ok

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 527 times:

No, I'm not.

Signed, LHMark

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

AC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 525 times:

A good thing to remember around here, BMW's (with interior by KIA!) are bad.

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 525 times:

I stalked Aa61hvy to a bar, then tried to get him drunk, but I miscalculated the dosage. After the second Sex on the Beach, he was puking into the peanut bucket.

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

SimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 521 times:

Oh, I like screaming orgasms, myself

Its a shot, if you dont know Big grin

Um, I like..... yea ok

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 13, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 517 times:

I've never had one of those. Well, the orgasm part, anyway.

Signed, KROC's ex-wife

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 14, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 516 times:

And once again LHMark KO's AA61hvy, just like that 2nd Sex On The Beach did.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

SimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 512 times:

I am having a good time, how do I post a picture in my posts?

Um, I like..... yea ok

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 16, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 500 times:

Use this code...

[img src=http://www.whateverwebsiteaddress.com]

Just replace the [] with <>

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 17, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 493 times:

I'm comming up dry with a joke, almost as dry as KROC's wife on their honeymoon.

Go big or go home

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 18, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 491 times:

Thats why god invented KYJelly AA61hvy. You and Jcs17 are not the only ones who use it. I just chose to use it with a woman. You chose a woman like man in Jcs.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 19, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 487 times:

Now where is that KO picture?

And as for your post KROC, post the whiff, because you struck out their soldier.

Go big or go home

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 20, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 482 times:

First off AA61hvy, you think all your cracks should get a KO. You are funny once every 45 days or so, and you were last funny about 23 days ago, so you still got some time. And as for the Whiff. Sorry slugger, I was on point as usual.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 21, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 480 times:

No you're way off base, and you are working on a flying elbow aimed at your face come July...

Go big or go home

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 22, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 475 times:

A flying elbow? You gotta be able to fly first big timer. I'll stand in, kick the snot out of you, then Power Bomb you so hard you will end up lower in the ground that Jcs will be when Phil bury's him.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 23, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 472 times:

You can talk all you want... I will be able to hold you're head while you are swinging, one whiff after another, just like when you hit on girls...

Go big or go home

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 24, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 470 times:

Ouch, that last line was good. Props for that, but cause you are taller doesn't mean shit skillet. We'll see if you got balls (figuratively, as we all know Jcs17 keeps your real ones in his purse) in NYC this summer.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

25 Aa61hvy: I will continue to use my Apollo Creed vs. Ivan Drago metaphor.

26 KROC: And like your ability to be funny, that metaphor will leave us all underwhelmed.

27 SimpleMinded: I just tried a piece of Indica Flower Chewing Gum, please remind me to never ever try that again!

28 Aloges: Gladly. SymbolMinded, please never ever try a piece of Indica Flower Chewing Gum!! And I can't stop thinking of George Carlin whenever I read your nic

SimpleMinded: That would be great if my name was Symbol!

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