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AA61hvy's Definitive Guide To A.net's Non-Av Forum  
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1887 times:

Here is my how-to survive list for Non-Av:

1. This isn't prison, don't think you have to blast someone to make a name for yourself when you first get in.
2. If you don't have a good diss do bother posting it
3. KROC thinks he is King of Anet, make sure to keep him in check.
4. JCS17 is the easiest target on here, feel free to go after him.
5. BigPhil only has one gray shirt.
6. BMW's don't have any interiors by KIA
7. Don't get into a debate with Alpha 1 about Bush or Ohio State, because he hates GWB and thinks OSU is God's gift to colleges.
8. Don't gloss, because you are putting a target on your forehead with a Shaft aimed at it.
9. Don't ask sex advice on here. Because many guys on here have not had sex.
10. Don't ask girl problems on here period. This forum lacks what we call 'experience' with girls.


Go big or go home
28 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1876 times:

11. Be funny

User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1876 times:

So what your saying is:


1) People need to get a life?
2) People should be afraid?
3) KROC wins the medal
4) he must be your lover
5) gray is good
6) Kias have interiors by BMW
7) Bush is great and Ohio sucks
8) What are you doing?
9) Including yourself!
10) again including yourself!

ciao
SM



Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 3, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1867 times:

Ah, see this is what I'm talking about.. Prepare for the onslaught my friend.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineSimpleMinded From Turkmenistan, joined Feb 2004, 77 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1860 times:

I am waiting  Big grin







Still



Um, I like..... yea ok
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1840 times:




"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1830 times:

Do we need to have another KROC/MattD rant on using other peoples shit

*cough*LHMark*cough*


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8621 posts, RR: 44
Reply 7, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1826 times:

12. Don't post things that make people think you know the point of your "R.W." signature way too well.  Big grin


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1808 times:

13) If you are under the age of 18 the chances of you being both a CEO and a major real estate wizard are slim to none.

14) If you post a picture of your car try to have it be YOUR car (example if you live in Texas and have around a dozen user names do not put up a picture of a Volvo with Ontario plates and claim it is yours, trust me someone will notice.

15) If you claim to own a BMW please know what DSC is.



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 9, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1800 times:

Actually, I'm using the Piazza under license from Cialini Enterprises.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1789 times:

Why does that sound like a parent corp for a huge multinational porn producing company?

BTW awesome sig LHMark


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1757 times:

LOL. Now I have an image of KROC as Ron Jeremy.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 40
Reply 12, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1748 times:

Gee AA61hvy, this thread sucks. Maybe you should stick things your good at, like pumping your body full of roids.


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineAC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

At least he doesn't go around pumping his body full of some man sausage.

User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 40
Reply 14, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1706 times:

At least he doesn't go around pumping his body full of some man sausage.

The only kind of sausage on this thread is the kind you are trying to get from AA61hvy by attempting to stick up for him.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineAC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1669 times:

Hey Aa61hvy can stick up for himself, but I'm not going to resist a good gib when someone leaves himself open like that.

Now, let's not get all antsy because of your upcoming title bout with BigPhil.


User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1623 times:

The only kind of sausage on this thread is the kind you are trying to get from AA61hvy by attempting to stick up for him.

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

And Jcs actually scores some points for about the first time ever. Amazing!


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1612 times:

"And Jcs actually scores some points for about the first time ever"

No the scoreboard is still empty.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1605 times:

Now if only AA61hvy would follow number 2 more often. Then again, if he did, he would never post.

Jcs did score a nice blast, but all that needs to be said is anything about BugPhil whipping his ass this summer in NYC, and dude goes into hidding.

Startvalve, LHMark was given the authorization earlier today to issue the "Whiff". His placement could not have been more perfect. As for the porn company. Damn, my secret is out. Ron Jeremy...no. And how do you think AA61hvy pays for his steroids? Well, lets just say his girlfriend is gamefully employed.


User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1593 times:

I love it when people make stupid posts and try to make fun of people, and they strike out. That Piazza striking out pose is priceless! I guess Mets fans get used to seeing that one eh KROC?

User currently offlineBOEING747-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1555 times:

I am reminded of the Comic book store guy from the SIMPSONS "OH I HAVE NO LIFE"

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1526 times:

Hey Braves Fan, just remember all the crap you are talking when the Mets and Braves are battling for 3rd place this year.  Big grin

User currently offlineAC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1510 times:

tsk tsk, Jcs17 has a bit more life in him than I suspected. Too bad he'll be reduced to a vegetative state after the fight.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (10 years 2 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1506 times:

He is already in a vegatative state AC320.

Signed, Jcs' "Girlfriend"


User currently offlineAA623BDLSJU From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 354 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (10 years 2 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1470 times:

OOH, that sounds like some fightin' words wheres I come from...I wanna see some bitch slappin' round herre...or maybe something else?!?!

25 N766UA : Dare I ask what "else" it is you want to see?
26 AA623BDLSJU : Anything that is worth catching my eye. Watch you think I am? A perve? Umm, don't answer that!
27 Brunswick737 : how about this.......... 16.) be annoying hahaha
28 N766UA : As opposed to the other items in the list, being annoying is just something that comes naturally to about 90% of the people here. I think we're lookin
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