Leezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 53 Posted (10 years 5 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1846 times:
This kind of happened at the end of the First Sexual Experience thread so I thought I'd open it as a new one and paste the idea's so far here.
It's just for fun so don't get all offended on me now !!.
From the other thread :-
These are mine.
A380 - fat munter
A345 - Dirty bird - Goes forever
B744 - Big Up Top
B767 - Inbetween - not a quite a 744 but not a 757 either
B757 - Tall and slim
A320 - Average - nothing special
B737 - Common as muck
CRJ - Small Petite and cute
ERJ - Small and Petite and ugly
SSC - Nice and curvy
Do228 - Ugly as fcuk - swamp donkey
Shorts 360 - Ugly, fat , slow, and emotionless (?).
A318 - Nice face, but fat and short.
CRJ-900 - Tall, pettite and cute
B777 - Tall, not so slim, but cute
B717 - nice, but hard to find
From United Kingdom:
707 - a quite elderly smoker, but with classic good looks. A screamer.
DC8 - same as 707, but with the CFM's - very quiet indeed...
L1011 Tristar - odd shaped face, but what a butt! Dont know why she is goregous, but she is...
DC9 - Old but very well practiced - bit dirty and will go for ever.
MD11 - better looking in theory than in practise - bit disappointing really.
747-500 - Imaginary bird that you wish would happen, but doesnt look likely while you've got no money.
737-400 Bit too EZY really... not as appealing as a nice cute little classy rare French A318.
IL86 - You get wasted. Go to bed with what looks like a sexy, well proportioned and classy european A340 - you wake up with a vodka hangover and a ugly lookalike!
TU204 - Gorgeous but mysterious Russian bird.
Dash 8 - Climb aboard and whoa! hows that for fast performance!!!
DC10 - the type of bird you never get tired of looking at - a bit like Alicia Silverstone - had some dodgy moments in the past, but is too nice and all too rare these days.
From United States:
F-16 being refuelled by KC-10...phallic comparison
A hot, fast babe, slowing down just enough to spend some quality time with an old tub like me.
Air Force One (VC25A) 747-2G4B
The One and only girl that stands out infront of everybody else. She is unique and is full of hidden surprises which will take your breath away! But you must be careful as she has small tolerance to mistakes.. After all.. She is the most important girl ever to grace your rod.
DC3 = Marlyn Monroe
Tu-144 = Starts off pretty but turns into a whore years later.
L1011 = I see as a moaner, often times I hear its engines moan as it starts up on a cold day same with the Trents on the A330s.
Now it's your turn - let's here your idea's
edited to cut out the unnecessary crap.
"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
Yyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16248 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1805 times:
When I was a little kid about 4yo spotting from my parent's bankyard, I would call T-tails "girl" planes (such as the VC-10, DC-9, 727) while others were "boy" planes (DC-8, 707, 737). I have no idea why. Maybe I thought T-tails were sexy.
Of course I'm all grown up now. Ahem.
Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
Roberta From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1726 times:
777-300er - expensive date but has a huge pair
BAC1-11 - squeals like a pig
737 - just about everyones had her
744 - good waist shoulder ratio
727 - if you sweet talk her she'll let you in the back door
a345 - just keeps going, requires heavy stimulation
a380 - never let her go on top - broken pelvis
concorde - this girls so sexy you'll arrive before you leave
An-224 - black widow- she'll consume you when you've finished
comet - expect to die!
Cptkrell From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3220 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1712 times:
All of my girls (including my wife and daughters...Mom, too) have been Constellations. ANY diriv from the 049 to the turbo R7V2 are forever epitome. All of you are somewhat insufferable (but commendable for your contemporary aesthetic enthusiasm) young'uns will eventually wake up to the visual and verbal definition of beauty. Kind regards...Jack