Qantasclub From Australia, joined Nov 2003, 753 posts, RR: 3 Posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1755 times:
ok, my wife and i are heading out to the US in April on Qantas's new 744ER MEL-LAX. We have always wanted to join the mile-high club and I reckon we're now ready for it. I fugured..it's a long flight with lots of 'night'. It's the most beautiful new aircraft in the world with nice new toilets. (see my recent trip report). I've booked us a seat at the back of the aircraft in the 70s where it tapers off to 2 seats. We'll sneek in in the middle of the night and go for it hopefully.
I want to know:
Does anyone have any tips? Best toilet or when to go? Is it actually allowed? (we're going to try anyway)
What are people's experiences?
Homer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2208 posts, RR: 17 Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1696 times:
Try to do it near the beginning of the flight, when the toilets are relatively clean.
If a FA catches you two, ask her to join in!
"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1675 times:
This isn't the place to ask about sex, its tough to give advice about sex when you haven't had it...
YWG From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 1140 posts, RR: 2 Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1627 times:
Don't quote me on this, but word out there is that on some airlines like Lufthana you can get put on their "Flagged" list if your caught. As in if you try booking another ticket with them, they will denie you.
My advice for you, go into an inboard washroom, the ones near the outside have a curved wall and thus limits your space.
Happy flying,
Blair
P.S. Don't forget to visit www.milehighclub.com after
MidnightMike From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 16 Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1615 times:
Oh hell be brave, wait till the lights dim & it is sleepie time for the passengers and the F/A's are not moving about the cabin & then get it on right from your seat. Just make sure to wear a muzzle.
B747Skipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1614 times:
Dear Qantasclub -
xxx
Hope you do not try on my flights... I may have a surprise for you.
(1) When one of my flight attendant reports such practice of sports, suddenly my autopilot starts going up/down at 120 cycles per minute...
(2) I generally make a PA to the passengers requesting the culprits to stop shaking the airplane...
(3) I instruct my flight attendants to serve a bottle of champagne to the new graduates, and I sign an official diploma "Mile High Club" with an official airline seal, and personally hand it over to the couple.
(4) By the way, FL 370 is approximately 7 miles high... Everyone in Denver, USA belongs to the (one) Mile High Club, far too common...
xxx
Happy contrails
(s) Skipper
B747Skipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1589 times:
Dear YWG
xxx
I happen to be on the bad list of my director of operations...
He gets some 6 nasty letters from passengers, each month, complaining about me.
(One per flight generally)
Then he calls me to his office, rolling his eyes, "not again, Skipper, what did you do now...?"
But I forget to say he gets 100 letters from happy and laughing passengers as well...
Some 4 months ago, I asked the F/A to knock on the toilet door, and offer a box of 12 "rubbers"...
FYI - I have half a dozen of such blank diplomas in my flight case as supply.
xxx
You gave me an idea, for the next flight, if the couple "does it" in the cabin.
I will have a flight attendant bring an extinguisher next to them...
(In case the girl is too hot...)
Happy contrails
(s) Skipper
Vafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 19 Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1570 times:
So you're coming to Denver ey?
Stop by, we'll buy you a beer... (well, I'll only be able to buy you a root beer)
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
B747Skipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1536 times:
Hola Vafi88 -
xxx
So, you guys know about the birds and the bees in Denver, CO...?
My gosh... at your age, I blushed...
xxx
Happy contrails
(s) Skipper
Cancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 13 Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1508 times:
Oh hell be brave, wait till the lights dim & it is sleepie time for the passengers and the F/A's are not moving about the cabin & then get it on right from your seat.
that's how our attempt took place. my gf and i were caught and asked not to do it in the lav. we then went back to our first class seats and took care of business there, under a blanket.
"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
JeffM From United States of America, joined May 2005, 3266 posts, RR: 53 Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1484 times:
or Evergreen, Aurora, Centennial, Castle Rock, Vail, Aspen, Leadville, Raton,..... and......on and on, and on....
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1473 times:
Jaspike- you obviously don't read many of my posts... Because that was very satirical
FSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 14 Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1456 times:
Qantasclub From Australia, joined Nov 2003, 753 posts, RR: 3 Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1425 times:
Thanks, all, for the tips. I reckon after the meal when the cabin lights are dimmed and everyone goes to sleep, and the post meal toilet rush is over would be the perfect time. Only downside is the toilest won't be as clean as they are at the start of the flight. Hmmm.
Greg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1420 times:
Your wife sounds like a real lady if she wants to get dicked in a dirty airplane lav.
Why don't the two of you just rub fecal matter all over yourselves.
Bigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4073 posts, RR: 56 Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1414 times:
Oh stop bullshitting us Qantasclub. You siad it yourself. You're MARRIED.
The only way you're going to get laid EVER is if you mack it to some other girl back in economy class on the flight.
Qantasclub From Australia, joined Nov 2003, 753 posts, RR: 3 Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1394 times:
Yeah, ok, i'll admit. it's more MY fantasy than hers. Just a perfect way to combine the 2 things I love the most. (not that my wife is a 'thing', but you know what I mean!)
Andz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8298 posts, RR: 11 Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1360 times:
Homer71 said it right, try to do it near the beginning of the flight, because if you really want to make it "mile high" then that's only 5,280ft, which means you'd need to do it on climbout!
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
25 Mirrodie: SKipper, I'm booking tix on your airline right now. Hoping to get that certif. signed personally by you. Next stop, COLORADO!
26 TBCITDG: As opposed to going through all the risks involved, why not settle for a job ?? Just make sure not to reuse the same blanket!
27 Boeing nut: OK, I was reluctant to ask this question at the risk of being laughed at, but what the hell. Qantasclub, after the deed is done, (again and again and
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