Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40074 posts, RR: 74 Posted (10 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1575 times:
I was in an experimental mood last night so I figured I try something different in terms of beer. I saw a 12 pack case of beer for $4.99 at the grocery store. It was called Cedar Mountain Lager , which is brewed in Minnesota. Not all cheap beer is bad. Henry Weinhard's and Steel Reserve is a good example of a decent tasting cheap bear. All fruit beers are an example of awful expensive beers. However $4.99 for a 12 pack is a little suspicious.
$4.99 is not a lot of money to gamble with either so I bought the case. My gosh this stuff was AWFUL!
I didn't even taste like cheap beer. It tasted like a chemical that's not to be ingested by humans. I have a high tolerance for just about any alcohol but this wasn't even strong. It was like only 3% alcohol. You would have to drink a lot of this to even get a buzz. I drank two cans thinking that I would warm up to it but my stomach nor taste buds were going for it.
The funny thing is that I tried giving it to this homeless guy who was of course panhandling. When I gave it to him he shout; "You're trying to give Me Cedar Mountain?!?!" "Are you trying to kill me?"
You know it's bad when a homeless person doesn't want it so I threw it away.
What's scary is that they have a 'Light' version of Cedar Mountain Lager also.
Russophile From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (10 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1269 times:
The worst beer ever is, without a doubt, South Pacific Lager from Papua New Guinea. As a 12 year old kid, my old man buys a carton to try -- he takes half a swig, and actually spits it out over the loungeroom floor -- he then hands over the carton to me to finish off -- half a swig for me and that was enough -- it tasted absolutely foul -- I swear that they used water direct from the Ok Tedi in the brewing process -- do not let the 'pretty' can fool you -- you'll probably end up with mercury poisoning if you are game enough to try it.
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40074 posts, RR: 74
Reply 15, posted (10 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1249 times:
Labbat's, Molson Canadian, red Milwaukee's Best and even the carpet of those nasty chicks at the strip bar taste better than Cedar Mountain.
I swear, I've had all of the above and Cedar Mountian taste just AWFUL!