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User currently offlineDavid b. From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 3148 posts, RR: 5
Posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1035 times:

Share with us some of the dumbest question you were ever asked.

Today some cop pulled me over for passing another car in the right lane. He asked before he left (verbal warning) "Do you have a license?"

 Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up Freaken halarious. What if I didn't? He didn't check.

At LAX TSA asked if I had exploives.......................  Big thumbs up

[Edited 2004-04-13 23:58:21]


Teenage-know-it-alls should be shot on sight
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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8617 posts, RR: 43
Reply 1, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1029 times:

I'm still looking forward to my first I-94W...  Laugh out loud


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1020 times:

In my tech theatre class:

-How wide is a 2x4?

(i'm aware that a 2x4 is really 1.5 x 3.5, but it was still freakin hilarious)



User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1017 times:

I was once asked ..... "do your parents have any children that lived?"  Laugh out loud

Seriously though,

A flying instructor once asked me ..... "Are you actually trying to kill us, or do you just like flying that close to the trees?"


Chris  Smile



"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3556 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 988 times:

I have asked people if they had seen my glasses when I was wearing them and didn't realize it.

I can't think of any others off the top of my head.


User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11133 posts, RR: 15
Reply 5, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 956 times:

This one always gets me:

Deserted dining room where I work and people walk in and ask: "Are you open?"

I feel like responding: "No, we just are testing our alarm system..."

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 6, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 952 times:

We had a bunch of Anti-abortion *missionaries* on school grounds (wow) and we drove by and they wanted us to get a brochure, we said "sorry, we're pro-choice" he asked:

"Do you know what that means?"


No sorry sir, I don't know what that means.  Big thumbs up



I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offline747buff From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 724 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 948 times:

Me and a friend were eating Oreos once (licking out the filling) and I (absent-mindedly) started to ask him if he wanted my cookies after I licked the cream off of them.  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud


Northwest Orient Airlines: The world is going our way!
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11133 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 936 times:

747buff: Long ago, I worked at Subway Sandwiches. We had a deal where it was only $1 more for twice the meat. I had one guy order his sandwich and say "....and could you double my meat?"

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineAAJAXFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 931 times:

Standing in line to order lunch at the Subway at Freeport and the John Carpenter Expressway, near the north entrance to DFW Airport (Dallas)....

Some girl looked at the ID badge I had around my neck and asked me "I didn't know American Eagle had a store near here. Where is it? I just love your clothes!"

Took me a minute to register she meant the clothing store/brand American Eagle and I had to disappoint her by saying, no, there isn't a store nearby.


User currently offlineKYIPpilot From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 1383 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (10 years 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 927 times:

There was a kid in one of my high school history classes that actually asked, "Where was the Berlin Wall?" I am not kidding!


"It starts when you're always afraid; You step out of line, the man come and take you away" -Buffalo Springfield
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 900 times:

Long time ago, I had Honda CRX. I push accident button remote for alarm system. I didn't hear outside blaring. I had radio on not that loud it was rock n' roll music. I didn't know the sound as well. I drove to Burger King. A cop was following me. I parked and got out of my car. I hear something loud blaring. I push the button off the alarm. Cop says what are you doing? He asked me do you have driver license? I told him, I am hard of hearing I didn't realized I push accident by mistake on my remote. Guess what? A cop says you'd better to fix your car alarm system something is wrong. I raised my voice to him, NO! I said, I push accident button my remote. I am deaf! A cop said, ah oh ok. What a moron! Cop isn't smart. I can't believe that cop asked me so stupid question!


Big777jet


User currently offlineQIguy24 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 894 times:

One of the stupidest question I ever heard is a typical one in the airline industry.
And that is when people ask me 1 or 2 days in advance if the flight they are going with 1 or 2 days later is delayed.
It makes me laugh every damn time... Big grin


User currently offlineChgoan From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 230 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 866 times:

My grandmother asked me if my mother was ever going to have kids!

User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 14, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 863 times:

My buddy's cute (but not too bright) girlfriend went with him to see Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Upon exiting the theater, she turned to him and asked, in all seriousness, whether the movie was based on a true story.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineWorldoftui From Sweden, joined Aug 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 835 times:

Was working for a tour company in Croatia when a guest asked me "When is the Sunday Market?"

Also, during the same job, was asked if the flight was on time. However, they asked me on the Thursday and the flight was the following Tuesday, so was kinda difficult to give them a sensible answer!

Mark


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