Big777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (12 years 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1281 times:
Long time ago, I had Honda CRX. I push accident button remote for alarm system. I didn't hear outside blaring. I had radio on not that loud it was rock n' roll music. I didn't know the sound as well. I drove to Burger King. A cop was following me. I parked and got out of my car. I hear something loud blaring. I push the button off the alarm. Cop says what are you doing? He asked me do you have driver license? I told him, I am hard of hearing I didn't realized I push accident by mistake on my remote. Guess what? A cop says you'd better to fix your car alarm system something is wrong. I raised my voice to him, NO! I said, I push accident button my remote. I am deaf! A cop said, ah oh ok. What a moron! Cop isn't smart. I can't believe that cop asked me so stupid question!
QIguy24 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (12 years 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1275 times:
One of the stupidest question I ever heard is a typical one in the airline industry.
And that is when people ask me 1 or 2 days in advance if the flight they are going with 1 or 2 days later is delayed.
It makes me laugh every damn time...
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 42
Reply 14, posted (12 years 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1244 times:
My buddy's cute (but not too bright) girlfriend went with him to see Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Upon exiting the theater, she turned to him and asked, in all seriousness, whether the movie was based on a true story.
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