KLMBlue From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 267 posts, RR: 0 Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1390 times:
There is one specific memory that comes to mind. I was over and my friends house in the summer. We were waiting at his house for our soccer game. We were pretty bored so I decided to liven things up. I found a sign that said "private property" It was about 2 feet by 10 inches. I took off my shirt, and rolled my boxers and soccer shorts pretty far up. When they were as far up as they could go I took the sign and held it up over my groin area. I then went to the road and waved to cars. One actually stopped!!
SophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3 Reply 2, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1382 times:
Well, I'm sure that I've done quite a few funny/stupid things, but here's the first thing that comes to mind. I was at a bar standing outside talking to a few people. Some guy in a Porsche 911 pulls up with his date. You can tell when he gets out of the car that he just thinks he is the greatest thing alive. He struts into the bar with his woman. The red Porsche was covered in dew from the humidity. I walked up to it and sat on the hood leaving a nice butt print right in the middle. Everybody started to laugh.
Sushka From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 4784 posts, RR: 15 Reply 3, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1372 times:
Once when I was 6 I was with my brother my sister and my mom in a restaurant and I was playing with a plastic knife and somehow I flipped it and it landed right in some ladies potato!!! She must have wondered what happened. Also When I was 12me and my 16 year old brother were out on the side of the road near a ditch and I was holding a realistic looking gun and he had some fire crackers. As cars would come by I would act like I was shooting him and he would pull the fire cracker then he would fall in the ditch. People sped up once they saw that!
Lindbergh Line From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 4, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1371 times:
It got me suspended from baptist school in 9th grade for 2 weeks and a counseling session with the pastor and assistant pastor... It's too sick and twisted to talk about here but let me tell you that it was the best memory of HS that I would ever have.
Lewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3563 posts, RR: 5 Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1336 times:
1. During one of my (28) trips to Bangkok, we were sitting, all the kids from the OA crew and me, in the hotel's lobby lounge (great hotel BTW) playing cards. The player who would lose in each round would have to do one of the things that the others would tell him. My choices: go and ask for an enema at the reception(and have it), or go in the hotel's bar and throw a waterbomb on a table. I did the last one and luckily i wasn't seen by anyone in there. It was very funny.
2. The next day, at the pool, there was a german @$$hole that told us to return to our GREEK MARKET because he was annoyed by our divings in the pool. After a while he left and i followed him to find out what his room number was. Then, me and my friends made a room service order on 'his behalf' that included 2 bottles of french champagne, black caviar, two lobsters and solmon. The order cost almost 1950 BAHT, almost 500 $? NO COMMENT on his facial expression when he saw all these delivered to him!
Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1333 times:
Well my old schools softball team was up for state champs, so ofcourse I went. We are having a great time watching the game, cheering our girls on, and basically running infront of the other teams supportswith silly little skits we made up. The other teams seniors graduated that day, and one guy had his cap on, and since we where playing games back and fourth, some one came up with the idea to steal it, well no one had the guts to do it (if I had got in trouble I would have been suspended and not allowed to go to prom) so I decided I would do it.
Well I walked that way planning the grab and run. The bathrooms where over that way so I did not look out of place, before I knew it I had swipped it off his head, and he is chacing me. Well I run infront of my friends and the all cheer and what not, however I could not go around the corner because school admin, so I start to slow down and he tackles me. I was expecting a couple punches too, however as soon as he got his cao and got off me, he helped me up, and said 'Bro that was the funniest thing all night, I give you mad props for that', well he was super cool about it! Well I got mad props from all the girlies, and we won so all in all it was great fun. However admin did find out about it, they hinted this in passing conversation, however I did not get in trouble luckily!
Vafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 18 Reply 13, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1319 times:
Well mine was when I fated in my cousin's face . I had diahreah (I can't spell) so I was going to go to the bathroom and I was on the bed about to climb off of it and my cousin was there and especially my farts stink but I had diahreah so they were mega powerful and then out comes this very loud and stinky fart so I desided to get the hell out of there and to the bathroom I went.
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
BO__einG From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2765 posts, RR: 19 Reply 15, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1307 times:
When I was in Grade 8.. We played a game similar to Kickball but called Belly Baseball.. You kick ball and dove or jump on to fluffy mats.
When it was my turn.. I messed up by missing a kick and kicking the ball once where it went Straight up!
Then the final pitch/throw came and I gave it my all.
Charged up and prepared myself to kick the ball but then I remembered my gym teacher saying that you cannot go past white line or kick doeesnt count.
I realized that I was beyond the line so I turned around and revved up again.. This time.. Gathered all my power in my right foot I went back turned around and headed to the coming ball..
I finally kick it. but I kicked air as the ball rolled under my airborne feet.. The power I let out on that kick was so immense that I flipped backwards.. full 360 degrees and landed on my stomach flat on the gym floor.
EVERY BODY AND EVERYBODY INCLUDING 2 TEACHERS RUMBled the gym with overhwelming laughter.. It was the most amazing, breathtakign experience I have ever got. Not to mention funny as hell as it was Boys against Girls so Guys behing me were crackling as they fell off stages and girls giggled, laughed and did girly things.
40-60 peeps were in the gym so there were alot of highly amused people there.!@
And 1 Year later, I was reading a paragraph and had to choose someone. I used my finger as a spinner to point and I spun a little too hard onmy desk and fell FLAT HEAD FIRST ON THE GROUND!
It hurt like hell, Head Plants hurt! and I got a headache. Laughter again all over.. hehe. They said theat my feet were sticking up vertically above the ground. Just like a character in a Cartoon Comic Strip.
And. Outdoor Ed, I slipped off the tables as I tried to sit down and did a ASS PLANT on the ground.. again I felt a little groiny after that..
A bunch of my friends even now tell me their views of all those events. Im just glad that They like it alot and wont forget that for a logn time//..
Expanding my global domination one spotter at a time..
Lewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3563 posts, RR: 5 Reply 16, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1289 times:
Last night i went for bowling with 4 other friends. When it was my turn, they threw a shoe on me and when i tried to kick it back, i threw it on the face of a man seating 10 m behind me. He got really pissed but he calmed down when i told him i was sorry. But i couldn't stop laughing and that made him angry