ABQ757 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 293 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (13 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 657 times:
Well there is this monkey named Wallace and he wants to go play with the other monkeys in the river. Well the other monkeys think that Wallace stinks and call him stinky balls and such. Well one day Wallace decides to go to the river and try to play with the other monkeys and like usual the monkeys say no way stinky balls!!!! So Wallace goes back up to his tree and wonders why they call him stinky balls. He thinks and thinks and thinks, and still can't figure out why. A few hours go by and he finally comes up with an idea. So Wallace jumps down from his tree and runs down to the Drug Store and buys some shampoo. He goes down to the nearest water hole and washes his balls. Feeling refreshed and confident he goes to the river and asks the other monkeys if he can play with them. After a few minutes they say no stinky balls!!!!! But Wallace comes back and says wait a sec I just washed my balls a few minutes ago. They say so what, and Wallace walks away devastated. A female monkey named Martha notices Wallace sadly walking away and follows him to his tree. She says "I have always like a guy who is into hygeine, wanna go play with me and my friends?" Overjoyed, Wallace says "yes" and joins Martha and her friends by the pond. Years go by and now Wallace and Martha have 7 little monkeys of their own.
Joona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (13 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 622 times:
I just want Leena back. We dated for about 5 months, but she left me about 1,5 months ago. Didn't want to even talk to me. Well, at least we DO talk now....it's getting better and maybe we can be friends again someday....