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Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster  
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 6655 times:

Ever since Playgirl posted illegally obtained nude pics of Brad Pitt in 1996-- his PR efforts to overshadow his extreme lack of endowment have been, well, monumental.



Well, when asked by The Sun whether he thinks himself to be the perfect specimine of male humanity, he finally admits it....

...and my queer friends still can't figure out why I find this guy's body humorous if nothing else  Laugh out loud

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004201703,00.html

[Edited 2004-05-03 09:17:14]

50 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineKimmykun From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 445 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 6595 times:

Humorous? Why humorous?

User currently offline707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 6569 times:

Next thing we know, WellHung admits he is actually Brad Pitt, looking for comfort here by wearing a non-deserved nickname !!!

707


User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 6561 times:

Haha, Sucker!

Signed,
Wellhung


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 6537 times:

Hell, good for Brad. He is lucky. I wish I was hung like a Hampster...at least.

Signed, LHMark


User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 6491 times:

At $20 million a pic....a wife like Jeniffer...and looks like that.....who gives a shit!?

User currently offlineRoberta From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 6407 times:

Does he mean he is hung like a hamster's dick, or like a hamster. Cause you can get some pretty big hamsters, especially if you stretch them out.

User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 6364 times:

Don't mean to word associate:

Stretch it out, out, out Caramelo!  Big thumbs up



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 6354 times:

Hampster, Did someone say hampster?

Signed,
Richard Gere

I'll take a hampsters Mr. Happy for a 20,000,000.00 pay day, heck half the 50+ year old guys we cath' have units that have retreated back into the house anyway. It's all matter of time

[Edited 2004-05-03 20:02:38]


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 6297 times:

At $20 million a pic....a wife like Jeniffer...and looks like that.....who gives a shit!?

Anyone who feels that money and an ugly woman isnt worth giving up their d!ck for......  Big grin


User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 6286 times:

I've seen some pretty hung hamsters in my time, lemme tell you....


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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 6283 times:

...sure they weren't drag Gerbils?  Big grin

User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 12, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 6277 times:

Damnit, now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure anymore.

I feel so used...



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User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 13, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 6283 times:

I've seen some pretty hung hamsters in my time, lemme tell you....

Ummm...I really have nothing to say to that.  Sleepy *vomits*

A science experiment gone wrong?!

LH423



« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6237 times:

It's a sure fire bet he's a lot more attractive than you CorcordeGirl! Or did I miss your last movies (the ones where you weren't biting the pillow..)?

He's getting a little old..but he's still fine.


User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 15, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6221 times:

Brad Pitt might be hung like a hamster, but that hamster is still useful in other ways.

Regards,
AA61hvy



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6217 times:

Now Greggie,
your attempts to insult me typically end up more stretched then your ass at a woodshop, yet you continue to try... why? Shouldn't a topnotch lawyer know the definition of insanity?  Big grin


User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6211 times:

Ya know, I actually did that to see how fast you would respond. I'm stuck at a clients....very boring. But I don't understand your comment (oh well...).
 Smile


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6199 times:

Anything would warrant an immediate response.... I hate Mondays  Crying  Sad

User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 19, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6189 times:

Jesus Christ, would you two (AC Slater and Greg) just have sex already and get it overwith? The sexual innuendo here could be cut with a knife.


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 6178 times:

*slap*

Wrong couple Uglystein...

...and quit trying to be KROC, it aint workin' out for you  Big grin


User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 6149 times:

Actually, now that you mention it, I was pretty backed up yesterday. But after a little bit of fiber and walking, I am now moving quite well.

(There's something else that no one wanted to know.)

'Speed


User currently offlineAloha717200 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 4521 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 6142 times:

Concordeboy, really sorry to see your disappointment at Brad Pitt's admission, but hey you can still carry your fantasy out if you can find a man with more "length" to suit your needs.



User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17777 posts, RR: 46
Reply 23, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 6057 times:

I'd press his cookie any day of the week, and Jenn could very well possibly pique my interest in the vertical taco.

[Edited 2004-05-04 07:39:47]


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 5989 times:

Aloha717200,
duly accomplished.... NEXT! Big grin


25 N6376m : Does anyone find it weird that ConcordeBoy spends an awful lot of time worrying about how well hung other males are?
26 Roberta : Does anyone find it weird that ConcordeBoy spends an awful lot of time worrying about how well hung other males are? not at all you must wonder how bi
27 N6376m : Roberta rushes to ConcordeBoy's defense with a response that causes me to wonder if there is a homoerotic defense mechanism at work here. As for me wo
28 IndustrialPate : Furthermore, most heterosexual males don't spend the day thinking about the size of another man's equipment. ...yet ConcordeBoy is a self-proclaimed
29 Roberta : Roberta rushes to ConcordeBoy's defense just shows im not a 'phobe, unlike seemingly yourself.
30 Stretch 8 : Off topic a bit, but remember the last scene in the film "Boogie Nights," when Marky-Mark whips it out? Was that for real, or special effects?
31 LH423 : I think that was an "enhancement". As I recall, he's large (CK ads), but not that large. LH423
32 N6376m : Roberta, What have I ever written that indicates I'm a homophobe?
33 Roberta : What have I ever written that indicates I'm a homophobe? well you seem so eager to 'out' others most heterosexual males don't spend the day thinking a
34 Greg : Stretch....it was a stunt penis....with an extension. That's not to say that MM in not..well..more than adequate in that department (there are pics on
35 Post contains images Scbriml : Off topic a bit, but remember the last scene in the film "Boogie Nights," when Marky-Mark whips it out? Was that for real, or special effects? I damn
36 Deltaflyertoo : A friend of mine told me that its a known fact within inner circles of Hollywood that Brad isn't the cleanest of dudes...anyone here ever hear this? H
37 N6376m : Roberta, None of those statements show any degree of homophobia in the least. To point out that something seems strange does not in any way indicate t
38 Deltaflyertoo : -N6376M: I guess what Roberta is saying is...none of us think any of those statements by Concordeboy ARE indeed strange except for you...
39 Artsyman : Concordeboy, your title is misleading, He isn't less hung than a hamster, he is hung the same as a hamster. Normally I wouldn't pip in on this with so
40 Roberta : To be honest i couldnt give two shits what your sexuallity is, I still think your a pain in the neck. and now your going to come out with "Ohh no, som
41 Post contains images N6376m : Roberta, How did my sexuality even come up? I think that you're (not "your" as you seem to like to write it) using words that you don't fully understa
42 ConcordeBoy : Then I'm weird for thinking that Concordeboy spends an awful lot of time thinking about another man's penis. When you put it in context, well, yeah. T
43 RoastedNutz : That's ok. I think its weird that teenagers my age think about sex and masturbating. That's so disgusting. Signed, Yanksn4
44 Artsyman : Artsyman, That's fine. Then I'm weird for thinking that Concordeboy spends an awful lot of time thinking about another man's penis. *** Where in my po
45 N6376m : Artsyman, I'm sorry, I must have misread. I was referring to the post right above yours - the one authored by Deltaflyertoo.
46 Post contains links and images Leviticus : Almost on topic... I cite "john Kerry is hung like a horse" http://goodforthejews.com/kerryshlong.htm Another reason not to vote for him, if Mr Kerry
47 Artsyman : if Mr Kerry gets an erection he will immediately faint in cause of loss in blood pressure ! **** Considering how big of a dick that Bush is, I would h
48 Post contains images Iflyatldl : Elections, Erections...Uhm, lets try to get back on topic here and don't forget the hampster!
49 Jcs17 : Uglystein? Nice job, ConcordeBoy. That almost puts you in the same category as the British members crackbacks.
50 Dash8King : Good to see I'm not alone. Signed Aa61hvy
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