Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score  
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 6231 times:

http://www.fhm.com/site/surveys/puritytest2004/main.asp

What Score did you get ??.

I got 121. - I'm average.

I've experienced the joys of sex, but have moved on as I found there is more to life but I want to try new things. I am Content with what I have or am Sexually Frustated !!!

That's pretty spot on in my case !!!.

 Laugh out loud


"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
47 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineMYT332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 1, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6195 times:

I got 104  Confused

90-124
Average.

You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a realisation that there’s more to life. You have experience, and perhaps want to experience some more, but for the most part you’re content with your lot. Or horribly frustrated.

perhaps want to experience some more

Well course i bloody well do! I think the last part might be right as well?




One Life, Live it.
User currently offlinePelican From Germany, joined Apr 2004, 2531 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6185 times:

Hmm, is this another my dick is longer than yours thread?  Wink/being sarcastic

pelican


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6180 times:

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 146

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.






Jesus.


User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3625 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6156 times:

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 24

Yes, I am a loser.


User currently offlinePelican From Germany, joined Apr 2004, 2531 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6149 times:

Who can top this?

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 217

175+
Congratulations, you are a dirty pervert – shamelessly using others for sex, in an attempt to fuel your own obsessions and kinky tendencies. But then you already knew that. In fact, you only did this test so you could brag to everyone else in your office...

Mine is longer than yours!  Big grin  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineMikesairways From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 711 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6140 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

too embarassed to post my score...lets just say I need to start having some fun!


The red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone...(Ai
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 7, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6127 times:

Well 55, but as long as your enjoying the sex that you're having, whats the problem?

Personally, I do not want to dabble in watersports and dogging thankyou!


User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6122 times:

I got a 71.  Sad

User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6099 times:

I got a 75.

This test is a joke, it asked me if I ever had sex with a relative or if I had sex with an animal! How sick must you be when you already get an average score?  Confused.

777236ER, I see a bunch of "signed by" posts regarding your result Big grin.

Patrick


User currently offlineWorldoftui From Sweden, joined Aug 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6072 times:

This test is a joke, it asked me if I ever had sex with a relative or if I had sex with an animal! How sick must you be when you already get an average score? .


Its FHM for God's sake. What do you expect?

Mark


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6068 times:

Sorry, may I ask what FHM is?

Patrick


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6066 times:

164

Above average, need to buy more rubber

 Insane


User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5395 posts, RR: 52
Reply 13, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6052 times:

I got a -200:

"You're pure. Sickeningly so. You've probably yet to figure out that a penis can be used for more than urination and are convinced that the stork delivers babies to their parents. Go out and learn something."

-Signed
Yanksn4



South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
User currently offlineAIR757200 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1579 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6045 times:


Phew! I'm not as slutty or easy as people say I am: 104.

 Big grin


User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5395 posts, RR: 52
Reply 15, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6041 times:

103 for me in reality.


South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 38
Reply 16, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6047 times:

On a test that asks 'Have you had sex with an animal/a relative/or someone of the same sex' is it any shocker that 777236ER scored so high?

As for me, 99. Whatever. I still get more than most of you could ever dream of.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6040 times:

122-Average....

Man I've done some freaky shit too with my Ex gf...



Go big or go home
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29799 posts, RR: 58
Reply 18, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6039 times:

FHM is a mens magazine.

Not quite as racy as Playboy, but more so then Maxim. I think FHM and Maxim are put out by the same publisher.


I personally think this test is screwed up, the results say I am fridgid

I scored a sixteen




OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6031 times:

Thanks for the explanation, L-188! I didn't know this magazine.

Patrick


User currently offlineRoberta From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6022 times:

For
Him
Magazine

PS i got 55 WTF

[Edited 2004-05-21 01:48:38]

User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 21, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 6000 times:

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 43

Less than 50
There are three types of people who get a score like yours. The frigid, the downright ugly, and those who are both. Whichever you are, there’s no doubting that you’re in urgent need of help. Hovering on the brink of suicide, you undoubtedly squat in a corner each night and softly weep, well into the early hours.


Ashamed  Sad Embarrassment



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineArtsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4745 posts, RR: 34
Reply 22, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5993 times:

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 146

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.


User currently offlineKhushdesi From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 85 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5991 times:

157. of course it was way to straight identified.

User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 4 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5989 times:

of course it was way to straight identified.

Agreed. Though, ya know the fags would still score way "higher" regardless  Laugh out loud


25 Da man : I got a 30, quite a shock for me.
26 HaveBlue : Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 138 125-174 Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of y
27 FLYtoEGCC : I'm in a long term relationship, but for reasons I mentioned in another thread, my girlfriend and I are not having sex. Which means it's kinda hard to
28 Post contains images L-188 : Still looks like I still have the low score. Any ladies out there want to help me raise it?
29 Post contains images IMissPiedmont : "Oh dear, well below average. Behind your back, more experienced people make fun of you. Especially members of the opposite sex. You desperately need
30 ClassicLover : 157. I fell in above average with the "Buy more rubber products for a start." Trent.
31 Planespotting : i broke the test. ...haha. all it says is action cancelled. ughhh. is that good or bad? haha
32 Post contains images AWspicious : Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 107 90-124 Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a rea
33 Strickerje : Damn, I got a score of 2 (First try, answering every question honestly and without cheating). And the sad part is I'm not surprised.
34 Post contains images LH423 : Agreed. Though, ya know the fags would still score way "higher" regardless Really? Then how do you explain my 82? I would have thought I'd have scored
35 Post contains images L-188 : Thank you Strickerje, It is good to know I am not the most pathetic individual here.
36 Swissgabe : 91 and happy ... cheers
37 Kay : Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 126 125-174 Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of yo
38 Post contains images Qb001 : Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 104 90-124 Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a rea
39 AGM100 : Do activities on trips to Bangkok , Singapore, Amsterdam...etc. ,, count ? It does not mater, I was -2 anyway , But I did laugh at myself,
40 Gordonsmall : Mine: Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 91 90-124 Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on w
41 Sophiemaltese : I got an 81?!? Oh dear, well below average. Behind your back, more experienced people make fun of you. Especially members of the opposite sex. You des
42 Post contains images Aa61hvy : Ah so Sophie proves she is not a sex fiend nympho...Superfly did you read that? 81..Time to move on sucka
43 Post contains images CVG777 : -1 Wow....... It's still really funny. CVG777
44 Phxairfan : A 10, I guess thats what I get for tying my penis in a knot so I don't screw the crap out of my girlfriend. Its all well worth it though, I believe in
45 CactusA319 : 93...average. I'da thought I was above average. This is BS...lol
46 Sinlock : Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 152 125-174 Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of yo
47 Saigonhouston : Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 128 125-174 Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of yo
Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
The "F" Scale - What Is Your Score? posted Sat Nov 12 2005 07:11:01 by Concord977
Workaholic Quiz: Post Your Score! posted Mon Jul 15 2002 00:04:01 by Mcdougald
Post Your Passport Pics - New And Old! posted Thu Feb 16 2006 14:44:09 by UK_Dispatcher
The Worlds Biggest Sex Survey posted Tue Nov 8 2005 15:41:43 by 9VSPO
To The Self Employed: Post Your Experiences posted Fri Jan 7 2005 02:28:18 by ConcordeBoy
Why You Shouldn't Post Your Picture On The Web posted Mon Dec 6 2004 05:12:35 by Jet-a gasguy
Warning! The Definitive A-NET Sex Survey posted Wed Jul 21 2004 17:00:21 by CHRISBA777ER
Your Take: The Greatest NFL Running Back Ever posted Thu Oct 9 2003 05:09:10 by Alpha 1
Post Your Funny/stupid Photos From The Office posted Thu Aug 14 2003 17:51:17 by 707cmf
Post Your Picture (New And Improved) II posted Tue Dec 18 2001 02:07:40 by Matt D