WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1362 times:
When you're taking a piss at the urinal, do you normally go for the back wall or aim directly down at the urinal cake? I don't want to bring the trough into it, for fear of getting you funboys too excited.
If the bathroom is particularly stinky, I head straight for the valley of cakedom. See, the urine partially erodes the cake, releasing its odoriferous eminations throughout the urinal area. Certainly this is far more pleasant than dealing with the stench of Chester Fatass and his 12 bean burritos in the stall behind you.
Pro: beautiful scent that covers up fatty's dump
Con: potential for splashing off the urinal cake screen
However, if the area is devoid of any horrible odor, I'll disregard the cake and hit the wall. I aim slightly downward in order to minimize urine backsplash. Well, "aim" might not be the correct term, since it's natural course is in that direction anyway. Let's say I keep it "on course." Now due to the modern marvel that is urinal design, even hitting the back wall will cause some urine to hit the cake, though the scent will not be as strong.
Pro: no backsplash, no aiming, reduced noise because of the contact angle against smooth surface
Con: not as great a scent release
But you must remember not to have your cake and eat it, too. Because that would be very gross indeed.
Mdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4059 posts, RR: 11 Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1347 times:
HAHA...
Well, I suppose I'm moody when it comes to urinals. Sometimes if I'm having a rough day I choose to just paint the wall and get it done with. Otherwise....its the cake.
Here's a curveball...what if there is NO cake? Then what would you do?
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Mdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4059 posts, RR: 11 Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 days ago) and read 1318 times:
If there's no cake, you're hanging out in the wrong places...
Ah but at the bathrooms at the university we got those crazy looking rectangular boxes which have a tiny hose that leads out to the top corner of the wall.
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
BristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 1996 posts, RR: 1 Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1244 times:
Wow, I didn't realise that I was the only one that thought that aim matters! Personally I go for the wall, with the 'touchdown zone' making the slightest angle possible (without having to stand too close to the next guy!). Any other area gives splash back - just try going when you're wearing short shorts and you'll see what I mean.
Oh, and when other people are at the urinal next to you and aren't so picky about their aim - man, that's rude! I have enough trouble with my own splashes landing on my feet let alone anyone else's!
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8037 posts, RR: 50 Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1237 times:
I always go for the cake, that way there is little backsplash. I'm one of those people who could empty their bladder in about 5 seconds, so I need to watch out for the backsplash.
FLYtoEGCC From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 947 posts, RR: 3 Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1202 times:
If there's a cake there, I'll go for it, to avoid splashback, if not then I'll aim low on the wall and keep the angle as low as possible. I'm another one who wees fast, so splashback can be quite severe if I'm not careful
F9Widebody From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 1604 posts, RR: 13 Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1187 times:
I am a fan of the classic urinals - those that reach all the way into the floor. They are far better, because it is much easier to go downward with absolutely no chance of splashback except on your legs.
And what urinal discussion would be complete without the obligatory image :
WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1158 times:
Pissing on the floor is always an option. If I've been wronged by a company, organization, police department, etc., I've been known piss on their bathroom floor as recourse. You should try it, you feel a lot better.
Now F9Widebody, why did you have to ruin my thread with the "Too Tall Jones" urinal. Yeah, it's great for high school locker rooms, but really of no value in the real world. Do you know how long you'd have to piss before the cake odor made it's way up? I don't know either, but it's got to be a long time.
This discussion along with an article I read about a lawsuit should prepare us for the next discussion: STAGEFRIGHT!
Vafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 22 Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1123 times:
I aim for the puck usually, however sometimes it is placed so that is splashes back onto your pants making you look like you peed in them (eventhough you peed ON them)... In those cases, I'll shoot for the back wall.
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USAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 57 Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1117 times:
I usually go for the cake as well, however, the best urinals are those that have a plastic cake cover shaped like a bullseye target with holes and point values on it...making a routine boring trip to the bathroom into a fun game!
Greg
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Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2559 posts, RR: 22 Reply 25, posted (8 years 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1081 times:
I am so massive (hence my A.net monikor ) it is hard to aim at all; but I try for the cake ("yellow cake"?) Performance anxiety sometimes creeps in, 'cause other dudes are impressed when they get a gander o' me! I refer to that situation as "knoblock."
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) it is hard to aim at all; but I try for the cake ("yellow cake"?) Performance anxiety sometimes creeps in, 'cause other dudes are impressed when they get a gander o' me! I refer to that situation as "knoblock." 
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