firstly i saved a 5 year old girl from a german shepard it was mauling her leg so i punched the dog in the face will picking her up with the other hand and balancing the kid over my head. i put the kid down and the dog comes back for more this time i was ready so she wasnt hurt.. this was at some party friend of a friend of mine.. music was blearing and the kid ran behind me to try to escape the dog..



then im at work and some little rich greek shit steals a bar towel from MY bar.. i coudnt be stuffed dealing with him cause i know id probably end up in jail and the guy i work with had the same thoughts.. our manager went and had a chat with the prick got our goods back.


oh yeh also.. i was offered a job at the states best strip club (upmarket etc) as a DJ/barman/bouncer/costume chooser.. my connections are starting to scare me.. im a family orientated dude.. i dont even go to strip clubs myself but cause of ppl i know im more then a VIP there.. I've been once and i was asked to take care of the bar for about half an hour first time theyd meet me cause these ppl knew i was honest..

what do i do to attract these freaks.. all im doing is worken to pay off my pilots license so i can get a real job..

Regards,

Aussiemite