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Oh What A Night  
User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 1 month 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 906 times:

firstly i saved a 5 year old girl from a german shepard it was mauling her leg so i punched the dog in the face will picking her up with the other hand and balancing the kid over my head. i put the kid down and the dog comes back for more this time i was ready so she wasnt hurt.. this was at some party friend of a friend of mine.. music was blearing and the kid ran behind me to try to escape the dog..



then im at work and some little rich greek shit steals a bar towel from MY bar.. i coudnt be stuffed dealing with him cause i know id probably end up in jail and the guy i work with had the same thoughts.. our manager went and had a chat with the prick got our goods back.


oh yeh also.. i was offered a job at the states best strip club (upmarket etc) as a DJ/barman/bouncer/costume chooser.. my connections are starting to scare me.. im a family orientated dude.. i dont even go to strip clubs myself but cause of ppl i know im more then a VIP there.. I've been once and i was asked to take care of the bar for about half an hour first time theyd meet me cause these ppl knew i was honest..

what do i do to attract these freaks.. all im doing is worken to pay off my pilots license so i can get a real job..

Regards,

Aussiemite

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User currently offlineMriya225 From French Polynesia, joined Nov 2011, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (14 years 1 month 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 696 times:

You're a hero.  

User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (14 years 1 month 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 688 times:

You have a more interesting life than I do!
 


User currently offlineVC-10 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 1999, 3700 posts, RR: 34
Reply 3, posted (14 years 1 month 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 670 times:
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And then I woke up !

User currently offlineLindy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (14 years 1 month 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 662 times:

...and I was dumped last night again!!! god damn it!!!!
I can't go in public with my girls cause always I meet some "old" friends, and they talk too much!!!!!
Damn it!!!!!!!!!


User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 661 times:

Your suggesting that was a dream.. I specificlly said i dont like strip clubs.. your remark and then i woke up suggests that you dream of working in a strip club.. PERVERT.. your negative remarks are not welcome here..

Regards,

Aussiemite

PS my grammer sucked in the first post didnt it..


User currently offlineBrissie_lions From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 661 times:

Howdy dude.

Not only did your grammar suck in the first post but your spelling is atricious in your second post.

*Your suggesting* should be *You're suggesting* with a question mark, not a full stop.

specificlly is missing an *a*

and the best of the lot....you mispelled grammar (i.e. grammer)......heehee.....sorry mate.

But you are a living legend all the same 

Cheers

Scotty



User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 647 times:

hahahah

yeh I was a physics/math student.

Regards,

Aussiemite


User currently offlineB-707 From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 497 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 640 times:

It certainly was a night.

As mentioned above, you're a hero.



User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 641 times:

Brother.. my god you must have had alot of women   keep up the good work you hound dog  

Regards,

Aussiemite


User currently offlineVC-10 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 1999, 3700 posts, RR: 34
Reply 10, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 628 times:
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Firstly "And then I woke up" is a saying meaning something APPEARS a little far fetched. Neither does it mean I dream of working in a strip club.

Yes your grammar was very poor, and don't you know that you start a sentence with a capital letter ?

You say you don't like strip clubs yet your profile give's your homepage as http:///www.penthouse.com. Sorry, but the two don't go together.


User currently offlineBrissie_lions From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 628 times:

Howdy

Maybe he only reads Penthouse for the articles 

Cheers

Scotty


User currently offlineVC-10 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 1999, 3700 posts, RR: 34
Reply 12, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 633 times:
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Don't you ???

Cheers
Paul.


User currently offlineBrissie_lions From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 629 times:

You obviously haven't been reading some of the more *controversial* threads in this forum lately. 

Penthouse: no
Playboy: no
Playgirl: well maybe
Out: most definitely

Cheers

Scottys


User currently offlineVC-10 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 1999, 3700 posts, RR: 34
Reply 14, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 627 times:
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I get the picture.

I don't normally frequent this forum, I was bored last night. There is not a lot to do at 3 am in the office.


User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (14 years 1 month 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 607 times:

"...late December back in '63. What a lady, what a night."

User currently offlineLax2000 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 541 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (14 years 1 month 9 hours ago) and read 590 times:

I love that song, Frankie Valli Rules!

"Oh what a night late December and my butt was tight".

Ha Ha Ha ...

And my favorite porn mag is ADAM.

Adam...


User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (14 years 1 month 9 hours ago) and read 590 times:

porn mag, adam... hmm that dosn't sound inviting to me...

mwhahahahhahahahahahahahah

Regards,

Aussiemite


User currently offlineSKYTEAM From France, joined Nov 2009, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (14 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 572 times:

You da man!!!!!

SKYTEAM


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