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For The Love Of Bill Clinton  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1386 times:

Gosh....Bill Clinton was THE man. He was higher than the Almighty himself!
I mean let's face it. He is the most loved, powerful, and smartest human in history. He could've walked on water if he wanted to.

This is what I would love to see:

G.W. Bush thrown out, and Clinton brought back and made "permanent" leader of the US, until he resigns.

Disband the GOP party, and rename the Democratic party simply "The Peoples Party of Clinton".

Every monetary demoniation, paper and coin changed to where they only had Bill Clintons portrait on it.

Washington DC renamed "Clintontown"

Reagan National Airport renamed "Clinton National Airport"

The Washington Monument renamed the Clinton Monument

Arkansas, California, or New York. Rename one of them The State of Clinton.

Bill Clintons Birthday, inauguration day made National Holidays.

Change the national Symbol from that of a bald eagle to that of a portrait of Bill Clinton.

All of those involved with the impeachment of Clinton, and the Whitewater affair be brought up on felony charges for attemping to blasphemize a National Figure as important as Bill Clinton.

The "Pledge of Allegiance" be re-worded to be the "Pledge to Clinton".

The years of 1993-2001 be officially titled for all history books, "The Age of Clinton".

Anyone who dares speak negatively about our hero Bill is intolerant, bigoted, and ignorant. Either an immediate political conversion, or public execution will be in order.

I love you Bill Clinton!!!!!!

Long live "Slick Willie"!!!!!!



30 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineAS737900 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 343 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

Exscuse me while I go puke.  Smile

Although, admittedly, perhaps Clinton does deserve some sort of monument. Not much of one mind you, but some sort of monument... perhaps in the middle of the Mojave somewhere.


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

Okay Matt, we get it. What's bothering you now?


Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1295 times:

Sure, why not? hehehe.


Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineN766AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1294 times:

>but some sort of monument... perhaps in the middle of the Mojave somewhere

HAHA.. I love it. No- we should put up a small monument (modeled after his small ego, of course!) in Harlem. It can be of aid to a dog that needs to..uh..relieve himself.


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1291 times:

Oh shut up, Zach.

Clinton International Airport, Washington.  Big thumbs up



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineTwotterwrench From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1291 times:

Matt, you are a moron, and your annoying and ridiculous post deserves no more response than that.

User currently offlineN766AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1284 times:

Ha! Only if there was one in Clinton, Washington, which my sectional says there isn't. We shouldn't go around renaming perfectly named airports after half-rate presidents.

User currently offlineN907CL From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 255 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1270 times:

Matt D way overboard on this one especially referring that Bill C. is better than Almighty God. I keep a list of posters I do not read anymore, because of stupid remarks like this, Matt D is now number three on it!


Brian
User currently offlineBill Clinton From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

gone...but not forgotten.  Big thumbs up


Bill


User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

Speak for yourself. I hate liars and he is definitely a big one.

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Reply 11, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1267 times:

He wasn't the first nor will he be the last liar!

At least he was smarter than the current jerk in the White House!

Goodnight everyone!

Again!
Happy 4/20 Everyone it was deleated before.

 Smokin cool



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4531 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1259 times:

Hell, George Bush has an airport named after him, and he didn't do anything. Reagan has an airport, and he fired air traffic controllers. I think Clinton at least deserves an airport.

One thing I've noticed is that the last decent republican president was Eisenhower. After that, the democrats have had to fix all of the problems that republican administrations left. Clinton spend 8 years clearing up all of the crap left from Reagan.


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 13, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1255 times:

Yes, Reagan did a lot to hurt this country, but you have to give credit to Bush for at least trying to fix what he screwed up.

Naming airports after half-rate presidents seems to be the new fad these days, so I guess we can't name one after Clinton--he was a great President!



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1257 times:

This "4/20" thing.... I dont get it. Are you celebrating Hitler's Birthday? Because 4/20 is Hitler's Birthday.

From reading some responses to Matt D's post, some of you dont get it that Matt D is being SARCASTIC. He is just mimicing the behavior of most of the "Cult of Clinton" followers who are members of this forum.



Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineDerek H From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1252 times:

Personaly, I liked Clinton, and still do. This is one stupid and immaure post, Matt D.

User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 16, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1244 times:

N312RC,

4/20 = 4:20 = school's out = Smokin cool

Get it?



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineWN boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1239 times:

I know the primary purpose of the Internet is to piss off one another, but we should not assume that every post is intended to accomplish that task. I suspect that this was intended to be one of those rare non-inflamatory posts. In his own satirical manner, Matt points out one of the primary challenges facing the Democratic Party: how to denounce the failings of your party's most popular recent president while still embracing his accomplishments. It is a problem many of us in the Republican Party face with Ronald Reagan. While he was directly responsible for pulling us out of the Carter recession and causing the fall of the Soviet Union, he also failed to control spending which led to massive deficits. In addition, he sold arms to Iran in contravention of American law and diverted the proceeds to the Nicaraguan Contras in violation of yet another law. While I am convinced that his motives were good (opposing Communism in Central America while promoting moderate opposition parties in Iran), his methods were, ultimately, illegal. We as Republicans must be willing to accept this.

At the same time, Democrats must be willing to accept Clinton's failures while embracing his strengths. He presided over the longest and largest economic expansion in American history (while we may argue about who caused it, it cannot be disputed that Clinton did nothing to screw it up--no small feat). In addition, he took important steps such as reforming welfare and reducing the deficit. But just as Republicans must recognize Reagan's missteps, so too must Democrats recognize Clinton's. Clinton was the first president in 130 years to be impeached--not for having an affair with a woman 4 years older than his daughter, and not as a result of a vast right-wing conspiracy. He was impeached for committing perjury in a deposition during the course of a federal lawsuit in which he was charged with gender discrimination (hostile work environment and quid pro quo sexual harassment) in violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. He governed not through adherence to promises or ideology, but rather through the application of public opinion polls. He may have accepted bribes in which the quo was the pardon of America's greatest tax cheat ever. Most importantly, he engaged in campaign finance abuses which have greatly weakened the confidence of the American public in the integrity of our democratic system.

Democrats must come to grips with these and other failures of the past administration. The more they deny them, the more Democrats will be marginalized by a public that recognizes these failures while happily accepting the bounty of a good economy. Matt D, while satarizing Democrats who apologize for every Clinton failure (he was only lying about sex, everybody accepts money from the Chinese, and the rest), cleaverly demonstrates the repulsion that the majority of Americans feel when they hear these ridiculous excuses. Good show, Matt!


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 18, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1231 times:

>one of the primary challenges facing the Democratic Party: how to denounce the failings of your party's most popular recent president while still embracing his accomplishments.

And of course that doesn't apply to any other party, right? I think you are breathing proof that it does....

 Insane



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineJonPaulGeoRngo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1210 times:

>>One thing I've noticed is that the last decent republican president was Eisenhower. After that, the democrats have had to fix all of the problems that republican administrations left.

And you know this cba, because you were alive during all of the previous Repbulican administrations since Eisenhower?


User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4531 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1199 times:

I've paid close attention to my history textbook and other sources.

User currently offlineTupolev154B2 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 1332 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1194 times:

Better than the moron that we now have in the White House...

User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 22, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1179 times:

Same goes to conservatives. You wanna have a banana republic - why don't you move to one then.


Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineTupolev154B2 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 1332 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1177 times:

Sure. Take your racist rhetoric with you.

User currently offlinePilot1113 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 2333 posts, RR: 11
Reply 24, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

I did see a rather large blow up penis being swung out of a fraternity window this weekend. Until now, I didn't think they were political.

I guess they were just showing their appreciation for a great leader! I'm glad that everyone thinks that Bill is a great leader. All hail Bill Clinton! May he live long and prosper.

Too bad we're not going to have President Hillary Clinton. I was looking forward to a President who puts her needs below those of her people. A selfless person is the first quality I look for when I go to the voting booth!

- Neil Harrison


25 Tupolev154B2 : President Hillary Clinton? Yeah right - never. On the other hand, Bill Clinton deserves more appreciation for his work despite his morality problems.
26 Pilot1113 : A clarification on my last post... I think that giant blow up penis was from the gift shop at the Clinton memorial. - Neil Harrison
27 DeltaRNOmd-80 : you guys do realize that either MattD is joking or someone got a hold of his password and is typing stuff in his name, right?
28 CPDC10-30 : shouldn't go around renaming perfectly named airports after half-rate presidents Ahem....what about Regan airport????
29 Doomfox : It amazes me that people can get so crazy something they have no control over.
30 Pilot1113 : **beep** **beep** Bill Clinton is the best President ever! **beep** I love the democratic party! **beep** Hillary Clinton will be our president in 200
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