Phxairfan From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 811 posts, RR: 9 Reply 3, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1332 times:
That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. The first one with the wizard was funnier. Man some people just have no life. Are inflatable sheep really all that expensive, that you have to resort to cyber internet sex?
MYT332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 73 Reply 4, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1302 times:
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Oh man thats just so funny and not forgetting.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
Pelican From Germany, joined Apr 2004, 2531 posts, RR: 8 Reply 5, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1287 times:
You guys are funny. How do you find such stuff. Are you looking the whole day for sick sh*t?
Wellhung will love this thread
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the f**k?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
el_effu_gone_wild: forget it
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and I'm rubbing your tits
el_effu_gone_wild: oh hell no
el_effu_gone_wild: no way
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: come on,I was in prison. How about you?
el_effu_gone_wild: never been there thank you
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: your welcome