Nonrevman From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 1289 posts, RR: 1 Reply 6, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1341 times:
Last night, I made a major breakthrough in time travel. The night seemed infinite and the clock was not even moving for the longest time! Therefore time stood still. After carefully persusing some theories of time travel, I have concluded that last night, I travelled at the speed of light.