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User currently offlineDcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2340 times:

What r the oddest places you've masturbated? Anyone wanna share? I did it once in my car when i was parked waiting for a friend of mine i was so horny. I usually dont plan my sessions...just happen..anyone else?

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User currently offlineFlyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2326 times:

hahhhahahahhaahhahaha. hahahhahahahhahhahahaahh!!!

Wow.


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7758 posts, RR: 16
Reply 2, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2317 times:

Even if YOU want to share, I don't want to know. At least this way I can ride the bus without worrying about sitting in a pool of your semen.


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13940 posts, RR: 63
Reply 3, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2300 times:

I suggest to have this thread deleted due to absolute stupidity.

Jan


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2278 times:

In the backseat of my $56k 1997 BMW 328i with cruise control, electronic climate control, bose sound system, sports pack, a parking permit for my job as VC at Boeing and another parking permit for Harvard, where I'm studying both law and 'how to be a dick'.

But I did it on my own  Sad

Signed,
Flight152


User currently offlineDcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2248 times:

Why does everyone have a hangup about talking about masturbation...something everyone does anyway?

User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2230 times:

Dcbat2072,

Lets face it. It's a bit weird to just come out with a post like this. No?!

I agree it is pretty stupid to start topics like this. Many people are going to get offended by this. Use your loaf mate.

Thanks.

Justin  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2206 times:

I think using his loaf is what he was talking about

User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 8, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2200 times:

I've done it a couple times while driving on long stretches of rural interstate to break up the monotony... a little tricky, but very intense.

Have also done it:

-at work
-at school
-in the woods

I'll try to remember other places....



An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2195 times:

Ah, kids.

 Laugh out loud


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2190 times:

Ah, kids

...the avoidance of which has prompted many a J/O session  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2184 times:

N771AN  Smile




 Big thumbs up


User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8182 posts, RR: 24
Reply 12, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2173 times:

What the hell?!



This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8668 posts, RR: 43
Reply 13, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2170 times:

"N771AN  Smile "

May we now pronouce you official member of the "Half Way There Mile High Club"?  Innocent



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2141 times:

May we now pronouce you official member of the "Half Way There Mile High Club"?

1/4 Mile High Club: N771AN
1/2 Mile High Club: CS-TOA
1 Mile High Club: G-VIIY  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8668 posts, RR: 43
Reply 15, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

I'm not sure I want to know what you did to join each of these clubs... no, I don't.  Laugh out loud


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13940 posts, RR: 63
Reply 16, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2084 times:

I think the starter of this thread gets a woody from reading the other guy´s experiences.

Jan


User currently onlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19186 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2078 times:

The weirdest place for me was probably in a German class; well, the teacher was extremely sexy and I was a horny lad! It was a tad embarrassing, though, when the gay chap saw me - but the people sitting next to me did not notice. :O Haha, enough of that now. And then there was the back of my mate's car, while his sexy mum was driving. Again, I was a horny lad. LOL.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2055 times:

WellHung landed a solid KO Blast, but lets not over look the Brit's effort as well.

777236ER outdid himself with this masterpiece against Flight152.



User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 19, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2040 times:

Sorry I missed that one KROC, I generally skip 777236ER's post because they are not funny.


Go big or go home
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days ago) and read 2021 times:

I just checked your profile.



I'm still laughing at that.

Why do you have picture of KROC's ex-wife in your profile?  Big grin


User currently offlineDc10guy From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 2685 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (10 years 1 week 5 days ago) and read 1995 times:

I remember one time when I worked at a pizza place in Detroit, I was making a big vat of dough and ... Well it kind of landed in the dough... Oh well its cooked right ???


Next time try the old "dirty Sanchez" She'll love it !!!
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 22, posted (10 years 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1948 times:

I hope that the seats in the back of the 328i were stain resistant, nothing kills the resale value of a BMW 328i like a big ole' elmers glue stain on the seats, I always tried for the sunroof myself.....




Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineWolkenridder From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1746 times:

Jkw777,

I don't think a post like this is "stupid". If someone gets offended too bad for him!!! If someone still thinks that masturbation is something you need to have shame on, then the only thing I can say is: poor person, he doesn't know what he's missing!!!  Big grin It's something absolutely normal and HEALTHY for both mind and body, ask the doctors man!!

I think the weirdest place i did it was in a lift, and once in the toilet of my office. The most often was during exams period at university!!!!!



User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 24, posted (10 years 1 week 1 day ago) and read 1596 times:

Well there was that time I had a magic moment in an unattended Industrial Sized Vat of Levitra.

Signed
anonymous



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
25 Post contains images Photopilot : Here kiddies..... we'll contribute to this discussion and your dreams. Just don't tell me where you use your "laptop".
26 Unattendedbag : "we'll contribute" are you speaking for yourself and... well, "we" understand what you are talking about, haha don't forget to include a photo for Big
27 Yanksn4 : Well I think it is offical, the Airliners.net Non-Aviation Forum has hit rock bottom with this thread. Are you guys so perverted that now you have to
28 Post contains images Photopilot : We'll as in "We Shall" Pronunciation: 'wE Function: pronoun, plural in construction Etymology: Middle English, from Old English wE; akin to Old High G
29 Unattendedbag : "But then again, I fully understand that you "Yanks" might not understand the King's (Queen's) English" haha, I think Yanks may have received an "unju
30 Flight152 : At my computer. Since I never leave it... Responding about someone's car 3,000 miles away takes up the better part of my days. Signed, 777236ER
31 Big777jet : Unattentantbag- you mentioned "don't forget to include a photo for Big777jet!" Well, unfortunately, someone can post to make fun of my photo in AirWhi
32 Post contains links NWA Man : Dude, you really need a girlfriend, or a hobby, or, well... http://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/search.main?search_table=archived_no
33 WestJetYYZ : I consider myself preety open about things, but are you aware that the ONLY posts you've even made in this forum are in regards to masturbation? I wou
34 Ben : WestJetYYZ, There are websites specifically for talking about that kinda thing if that's what you wanna do. But maybe you could try something else for
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