Dcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0 Posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2065 times:
What r the oddest places you've masturbated? Anyone wanna share? I did it once in my car when i was parked waiting for a friend of mine i was so horny. I usually dont plan my sessions...just happen..anyone else?
DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7677 posts, RR: 18 Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2042 times:
Even if YOU want to share, I don't want to know. At least this way I can ride the bus without worrying about sitting in a pool of your semen.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2003 times:
In the backseat of my $56k 1997 BMW 328i with cruise control, electronic climate control, bose sound system, sports pack, a parking permit for my job as VC at Boeing and another parking permit for Harvard, where I'm studying both law and 'how to be a dick'.
Dcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0 Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1973 times:
Why does everyone have a hangup about talking about masturbation...something everyone does anyway?
N766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8008 posts, RR: 27 Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1898 times:
Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18883 posts, RR: 54 Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1803 times:
The weirdest place for me was probably in a German class; well, the teacher was extremely sexy and I was a horny lad! It was a tad embarrassing, though, when the gay chap saw me - but the people sitting next to me did not notice. :O Haha, enough of that now. And then there was the back of my mate's car, while his sexy mum was driving. Again, I was a horny lad. LOL.
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1780 times:
WellHung landed a solid KO Blast, but lets not over look the Brit's effort as well.
777236ER outdid himself with this masterpiece against Flight152.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1765 times:
Sorry I missed that one KROC, I generally skip 777236ER's post because they are not funny.
Dc10guy From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 2685 posts, RR: 7 Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1720 times:
I remember one time when I worked at a pizza place in Detroit, I was making a big vat of dough and ... Well it kind of landed in the dough... Oh well its cooked right ???
Next time try the old "dirty Sanchez" She'll love it !!!
IHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1673 times:
I hope that the seats in the back of the 328i were stain resistant, nothing kills the resale value of a BMW 328i like a big ole' elmers glue stain on the seats, I always tried for the sunroof myself.....
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
Wolkenridder From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1471 times:
Jkw777,
I don't think a post like this is "stupid". If someone gets offended too bad for him!!! If someone still thinks that masturbation is something you need to have shame on, then the only thing I can say is: poor person, he doesn't know what he's missing!!! It's something absolutely normal and HEALTHY for both mind and body, ask the doctors man!!
I think the weirdest place i did it was in a lift, and once in the toilet of my office. The most often was during exams period at university!!!!!
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1321 times:
Well there was that time I had a magic moment in an unattended Industrial Sized Vat of Levitra.
Signed
anonymous
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
25 Photopilot: Here kiddies..... we'll contribute to this discussion and your dreams. Just don't tell me where you use your "laptop".
26 Unattendedbag: "we'll contribute" are you speaking for yourself and... well, "we" understand what you are talking about, haha don't forget to include a photo for Big
27 Yanksn4: Well I think it is offical, the Airliners.net Non-Aviation Forum has hit rock bottom with this thread. Are you guys so perverted that now you have to
28 Photopilot: We'll as in "We Shall" Pronunciation: 'wE Function: pronoun, plural in construction Etymology: Middle English, from Old English wE; akin to Old High G
29 Unattendedbag: "But then again, I fully understand that you "Yanks" might not understand the King's (Queen's) English" haha, I think Yanks may have received an "unju
30 Flight152: At my computer. Since I never leave it... Responding about someone's car 3,000 miles away takes up the better part of my days. Signed, 777236ER
31 Big777jet: Unattentantbag- you mentioned "don't forget to include a photo for Big777jet!" Well, unfortunately, someone can post to make fun of my photo in AirWhi
32 NWA Man: Dude, you really need a girlfriend, or a hobby, or, well... http://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/search.main?search_table=archived_no
33 WestJetYYZ: I consider myself preety open about things, but are you aware that the ONLY posts you've even made in this forum are in regards to masturbation? I wou
34 Ben: WestJetYYZ, There are websites specifically for talking about that kinda thing if that's what you wanna do. But maybe you could try something else for
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