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User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 2020 times:

So tonight we met some friends in downtown Seattle for dinner. Nice place, the Palace Kitchen. They recently bought a new car so after dinner we walked over to the parking lot to check it out. While we were standing by the car this family walked by, mom, dad and little girl, laughing and saying something about the little girl "not seeing it".

I didn't figure out what they were laughing at until my husband said "Hey, there's a naked guy!"

And sure enough, there was. He was a plump dude, totally nekkid, no shoes even, casually strolling down the street. He walked down one street, turned the corner, and walked down another. It was about 8 pm and full daylight, and lots of people around. As he walked, he left a trail of mostly amused people. Nobody really seemed perturbed.

I didn't see the front side. That is just fine with me. The backside was bad enough.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


But that was when I ruled the world
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User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 2002 times:

ScarletHarlot, LOL, Wow....you all must have had a great after dinner laugh!!! Consider yourself blessed that you didn't see him front on ~~ if he was that plump maybe you wouln't have seen anything anyhow!! Just kidding!! ha ha

The guy was obviously a brick short of a load!!!

Hope it didn't ruin your evening!!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1978 times:

From what I remember of Seattle, I can just say...

Welcome to Broadway

707


User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1972 times:

So I guess that means UTA is having a good vacation in Seattle

User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1971 times:

I wonder if Andy made his trip back to DFW from SEA the other night....


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User currently offlineRsmith6621a From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 194 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1951 times:



I think it was Royal King you saw running in his BDay suit tonight, it a Thursday night ritual for Nikon owners in SEA Smile



Did You Ever Think Freedom Could Be this Bad
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8763 posts, RR: 42
Reply 6, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1923 times:

Now what would've happened if that guy had walked around naked in Montgomery, Alabama?  Laugh out loud


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User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1877 times:

My issue is why this type of occurence only happens with basically unattractive people? At least with good looking folks you wouldn't be as offended---just amused.

This is generally the case at the gym as well. The old, ugly, dudes walk around with nothing.---the buff guys with shirts and towels....

Ok..too much info...


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1873 times:

Greg - so set the example, walk round starkers and impress the natives ! Unless of course, you're one of the unattra... oh, sorry. Forget I spoke.

User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1862 times:

I did once...and let me tell you...it was uncomfortable!
I was only half joking...I'm all for the appropriate towels and attire in the sauna, hot tubs, etc......it's NOT a bathhouse (that I'm aware of...).


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1863 times:

Re: I'm all for the appropriate towels and attire in the sauna

Then don't ever go to Finland - not just clothing optional, but clothing FORBIDDEN saunas, and co-ed as well ! Frightened the life out of me - peering through the mists, "Oh hello sir, er madam !" - a bit of shock for your average Anglo-saxon prude !


User currently offlineScottysAir From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1855 times:

I don't think not have problems in SEA and I don't like them very often.

User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14139 posts, RR: 63
Reply 12, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1846 times:

The same goes for nudist beaches. About the most unerotic place one can find!  Nuts

Jan


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1844 times:

MD11Eng - I would definitely agree - even the topless beaches here are fairly unpleasant - nobody young or nubile ever, just old, limp and leathery.

User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8508 posts, RR: 12
Reply 14, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1770 times:

Now what would've happened if that guy had walked around naked in Montgomery, Alabama?

Some little old lady would've seen him, called the police, and he would've been hauled off to jail for public indecency, probably.




This is generally the case at the gym as well. The old, ugly, dudes walk around with nothing.---the buff guys with shirts and towels....

I also abhor this, but for a different reason than Greg does, I suspect. Geez, some people don't need a shaver for their back hair, they need a dang lawn mower! Ugh...


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1761 times:

I'm sorry I missed that.
Signed,
JCS17



Go big or go home
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1674 times:

"He was a plump dude"

"mom, dad and little girl, laughing and saying something about the little girl "not seeing it"

That was Seattle??. sorry

IHAP



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User currently offlineDinker225 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1068 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1639 times:

Aerobalance, that is the first thing that popped into my head. He must have been lost trying to find his way back to the Hooters restaraunt.

Dinker



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User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1591 times:

So you guys went to "the best Hooters"? For the chicken wings, right?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Naked Guy did not seem to be Andy - he didn't spit the whole time he walked down the street.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13252 posts, RR: 77
Reply 19, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1587 times:

In Jan 2000, my girlfriend and I had left a cinema in London, (after seeing American Beauty) it was quite late and pissing down with rain, as we headed towards the tube station on a crowded pavement, ahead of me I spotted a bewildered looking young man, he was overweight and could barely walk in a straight line, he had a (soaked) white T-shirt on and nothing else, at all, and the shirt was too small for him so it only went down to his belly, so his lunch was on display.
Judith spotted him just after I did, other people generally became aware of him so gave him a wide berth, he sped past on his erratic and bewildered way, towards the top of Oxford Street, Judith was finishing training to be a mental health nurse, so inevitably I speculated that she might soon be seeing him again.

Judith had seen something even more disturbing a few weeks before at work, she'd gone outside for a smoke break and spotted a one of the patients, a boy in his mid teens, in a phone box, his mother had visited for him Christmas and so as a 'treat' clearly decided that his mental recovery would be aided by her and her son slipping out to this call box, so she could give him a blow-job.
Clearly he was not the only one in that family needing treatment.


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1582 times:

The MOTHER?!? Gave her SON?!? Oh my goodness. That is really messed up. No wonder the poor dude needed help with mental issues.


But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1543 times:

Judith had seen something even more disturbing a few weeks before at work, she'd gone outside for a smoke break and spotted a one of the patients, a boy in his mid teens, in a phone box, his mother had visited for him Christmas and so as a 'treat' clearly decided that his mental recovery would be aided by her and her son slipping out to this call box, so she could give him a blow-job.
Clearly he was not the only one in that family needing treatment.


Yuck! Why didn't she hire a hooker for her son?



"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineCanoecarrier From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2843 posts, RR: 12
Reply 22, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1487 times:

I saw a similar sight when I last visited Vancouver. You could catch that just about any night on the east side of downtown there.

After your trip report though, I'm very happy I moved out of downtown a couple years ago.



The beatings will continue until morale improves
User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 23, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1438 times:

ScarletHarlot, Dinker225....

Nope, Andy got to Hooters alright. I dropped him and N685FE off right at the Hooters doorstep. I would have loved to have sampled the 'chicken wings' but I had a plane to catch. yawn.

Maybe Andy ran out of 'stuff' to spit....




"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineAvObserver From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 2474 posts, RR: 9
Reply 24, posted (10 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1414 times:

Thank God we didn't see any of this last week, Scarlet, I was quite sick enough! I do recall a weird instance stopped at a diner and getting passed by a dirty, swearing homeless guy who could've played Charlie Manson in the recent remake of "Helter Skelter", had he auditioned. He had the crazy part down, that's for sure. An obese naked guy would've creeped me out even more, however. In the condition I was, I would've tossed my cookies for certain. The only fun part would be seeing him get rounded up, if anybody bothered to call the cops. Uggh!

25 Post contains images Beta120 : How sure are they he was nekkid?!?!?!... I mean, I think a seriously overweight individual MAY have on a thong on... and he was plump enough that it h
26 Aerobalance : ...oh yea, the hat!..............lol
27 Galaxy5 : Kind of like this guy in Frankfurt Germany, he was like a local attraction at an area down by the Holiday inn. This dude would run around totally buck
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