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User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Posted (10 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1083 times:

Somehow the old SNL bit just keeps coming to mind, now this is completely hypothetical....

If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself???

I know there are deeper questions out there but a starving hotdog is sight no one should see.

IHAP (RIP Harry Carey)


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (10 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1076 times:

Well that's what happened to Pizza The Hut in Spaceballs.

So when you're in a pinch, I dunno.

I guess the bottom line is that it would suck to be food. Either way, you're screwed.

Speaking of deep questions, so how about free ham for a Jew?


User currently offlineDuce50boom From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1076 times:

"If you ever lose your keys in molten lava, forget about them.....they're gone"

The Jack Handy lines were some of the best one liners ever made!


User currently offlineAIR757200 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1579 posts, RR: 7
Reply 3, posted (10 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1054 times:


Depends; would I be a reduced fat hotdog? ....hahaha.  Big grin


User currently offlineCtbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (10 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1046 times:

If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself???

Nah. I'm too old and tough and would probably taste terrible!  Smile


Now here's a deep philosophical question for you courtesy of Monty Python:

Sartre's famous trilogy 'Rues à Liberté, is it an allegory of man's search for commitment?

Charles, SJ



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