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User currently offlineSchoenorama From Spain, joined Apr 2001, 2440 posts, RR: 25
Posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1086 times:

Found this on another board.

REPUBLICAN CONVENTION SCHEDULE


  • 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell


  • 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance


  • 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)


  • 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing


  • 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Iraq Stratergies: Voodoo/DooDoo WMD


  • 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong


  • 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries


  • 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's what's for dinner!


  • 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next


  • 8:10 PM Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh


  • 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your Children!!


  • 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN ONLY)


  • 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The Government of the Future


  • 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"


  • 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong


  • 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires


  • 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings


  • 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas


  • 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy


  • 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho


  • 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare


  • 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt.


  • 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans


  • 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong


  • 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy


  • 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata


  • 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult


  • 11:30 PM Call to EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh again.


  • 11:35 PM Blame Clinton


  • 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies


  • 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself


  • 12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord






  • Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
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    User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 1, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1080 times:

    Uh, this schedule was posted a few weeks ago. Obviously, you didn't get your schedule in the mail.  Big grin

    User currently offlineLY7E7 From Israel, joined Jun 2004, 2259 posts, RR: 19
    Reply 2, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1076 times:

    You know what? That's what I like about democracy. We will never see a Syrian writing that on Baath party and Asad. Or a North Korean . Or a an Iranian. Or a Saudi. Soon enough Russians will join this list.


    2 things are endless: ignorance and space
    User currently offlineSchoenorama From Spain, joined Apr 2001, 2440 posts, RR: 25
    Reply 3, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1069 times:

    LY7E7:

    "We will never see a Syrian writing that on Baath party and Asad. Or a North Korean . Or a an Iranian. Or a Saudi."

    Yes you will!!! It's right here http://arabe.casanet.net.ma/

     Smile/happy/getting dizzy




    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
    User currently offlineLY7E7 From Israel, joined Jun 2004, 2259 posts, RR: 19
    Reply 4, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1058 times:

    Schoenorama :

    It is a Marrocan site. Only proves my point.



    2 things are endless: ignorance and space
    User currently offlineContinental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5519 posts, RR: 18
    Reply 5, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1046 times:

    You have it wrong. At 9:05 PM Bush will take some money from a poor man and give it to a nearby rich man.

    User currently offlineSchoenorama From Spain, joined Apr 2001, 2440 posts, RR: 25
    Reply 6, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1042 times:

    LY7E7:

    "It is a Marrocan site. Only proves my point."

    God, you're SO clever!

    BTW, is Marroca in our Solar System?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy




    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
    User currently offlineLY7E7 From Israel, joined Jun 2004, 2259 posts, RR: 19
    Reply 7, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1037 times:

    BTW, is Marroca in our Solar System?
    It is. It's just in the parallel universe. So instead of Morocco they got Marocca  Smile



    2 things are endless: ignorance and space
    User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 8, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1034 times:

    BTW, is Marroca in our Solar System?

    For someone who can't use a search engine you sure are good speller!

    Or maybe you can't spell "convention" without copy and paste?


    User currently offlineSchoenorama From Spain, joined Apr 2001, 2440 posts, RR: 25
    Reply 9, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1023 times:


    JAL777:

    "For someone who can't use a search engine you sure are good speller!"

    Yes. Me good speller!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


    It's just that I haven't been on this site for quite some time and I didn't notice the extra date-search options the search engine now has. I simply typed in "republican" expecting any previous post would have that in the title and nothing turned up. That's why.






    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
    User currently offlineDelta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2562 posts, RR: 11
    Reply 10, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 977 times:

    I know this one (And the Democrat one) is all in fun but their is now way in hell I would bow my head if Reverend Jerry Falwell was leading the prayer.

    -Delta767300ER


    User currently offlinePlaneviewnyc From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 11, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 944 times:

    Falwell? Is Reverend Moon not available that day?

    User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 12, posted (10 years 3 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 931 times:

    Falwell? Is Reverend Moon not available that day?

    Well they booked the Ayatollah Khumeini, in light of his sound and well-balanced views on the role of women in society, but discovered only later that he's dead. This in itself is not a problem, but US restrictions on Islamic passport holders just make it so much more difficult getting the coffin through customs.


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