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User currently offlineNicolaki From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 865 times:

When Bill Clinton was still the President of the United States Of America, he called Prime Minister Jean Chretien of Canada with a pressing emergency;
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the American President cried.
"My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a disaster!" "Bill, da
Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you,"
replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Clinton. "could you possibly send us 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Certainment! I will get on hit right
haway," said Jean. "Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President Bill.
"Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches
long, with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Clinton.

"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favour. You got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away, and sen'dem to Hamerica."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour,
hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter."

"That's easily done. Anything else?"

"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM."

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User currently offlineCVG777 From United States of America, joined May 2000, 1251 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (14 years 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 823 times:


User currently offlineAC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (14 years 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 807 times:


It's funny because it's true....  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3952 posts, RR: 39
Reply 3, posted (14 years 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 805 times:


Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 74
Reply 4, posted (14 years 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 786 times:

I knew I had some Canadian ancestory in me!

Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineFP_v2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (14 years 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 780 times:

One of the best jokes I've heard in a long time.

User currently offlineFP_v2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (14 years 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 776 times:

damn I can't stop laughing.....I love the French accent!

User currently offlineWestjet_737 From Japan, joined Nov 1999, 869 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (14 years 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 738 times:

Now dat' is funny.  Big thumbs up

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy Smile/happy/getting dizzy Smile/happy/getting dizzy

User currently offlineBlink182 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 5492 posts, RR: 14
Reply 8, posted (14 years 15 hours ago) and read 712 times:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I haven't heard something that funny in a long time  Smile  Smile

Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 9, posted (13 years 12 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 692 times:

LOL...Very funny!

Good job Nico!


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