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Man Shoots Self In Groin!  
User currently offline727LOVER From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 6555 posts, RR: 20
Posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1534 times:

He's got balls.....well, he used to....  Laugh out loud

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Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.
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User currently offlineTristarenvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1521 times:

Guess he's no crack shot...

No, wait! Wrong side!



If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1512 times:

5 years in prison?jeez i think shooting your balls off is punishment enough.


Snakes on a Plane!
User currently offlineTWISTEDWHISPER From Sweden, joined Aug 2003, 711 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

Agree, he should get an award instead! Meet the next Darwin award nominee...


Read between the lines.
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7801 posts, RR: 16
Reply 4, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1492 times:

I enjoyed the part where they expressed concern that he might be infertile.

Personally, I am glad that he might be infertile. Get his DNA out of the collective gene pool.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1479 times:

What a dick.

Well..what a dick it USED to be.  Big grin


User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

Man Shoots Self In Groin!

one word, Ouch!


User currently offlineJ_hallgren From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 1507 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 1439 times:

When I heard this on ABC news Now at about 3am, the female anchor said something about "I don't have any and I still cringe"...after the male anchor said something about "Ouch"


COBOL - Not a dead language yet!
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12783 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 1418 times:
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What a tosser (well, not any more)  Nuts


Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineKC7MMI From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 854 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

Because he was in posession of the weapon illegally, it's fine with me that he gets 5 years. If the posession wasn't illegal, however, then I say let him heal at home, that's punishment enough.

User currently offlineSSTjumbo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 1385 times:

I'm personally sick and tired hearing about decapitation after decapitation, literally.


[okay, someone come up with a worse one liner  Sleepy]


User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

reminds me of an interesting article about computer mouses Big grin :

July 12, 1990
Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive; however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F6424 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls



Snakes on a Plane!
User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1352 times:

That is the LAST time I go drinking with JCS17

Signed,
AA61hvy


User currently offlineSPREE34 From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2255 posts, RR: 9
Reply 13, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 1319 times:

Is "Dumbass" hyphenated?


I don't understand everything I don't know about this.
User currently offlineAirplay From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 1312 times:

Guns don't neuter people...people do!

User currently offlineBoeing nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (10 years 4 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

Talk about shooting a load off in his pants! Sheesh!

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