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User currently offlineElectraBob From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 931 posts, RR: 4
Posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1659 times:

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User currently onlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21098 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1616 times:

There are times when I can't help but sit back and wonder if these kind of things are really happening, or is it just a bad dream. This is one of them.  Sad

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, “the surgeons have to have someone to practice on.” (emphasis mine)

Enough said. This is absolutely despicable.



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User currently offlineDuce50boom From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1608 times:

I probably shouldn't be saying this, but maybe they should practice some of their skills on the secretary of the AF, Dr. James Roche.

He seems like a great guy, and he's respected all throughout the service. But for crying out loud, that neck of his is crying for some plastic surgery


User currently offlineUSAIRWAYS321 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1837 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1562 times:

If the military surgeons need something to practice on, maybe they could help out at hosiptals domestically and perform free surgery to those who can't afford it. No, that's too logical and would actually help people in our own country, we can't do that while Bush is in office.

I fail to see how plastic surgery skills will help battlefield operations. "Bad news, we can't fix your wound, but good news - we can bump you up to a double D!"  Insane


User currently offlinePPGMD From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2453 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1558 times:

Actually for many plastic surgeons are useful for cleaning up after the injury. That's why many hospitals have one on call.


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User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1548 times:

Wow that's just peachy. I think what USAIRWAYS321 said pretty well summs it up.

User currently offlineAvianceGirlUK From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1528 times:

And there was me thinking i was going to get bigger boobs by reading this thread.. oh well, ill keep searching...

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29699 posts, RR: 59
Reply 7, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1462 times:

And actually USAIRWAYS321 doesn't realize that but military doctors allready do that. Both in inner city hospitals that are having trouble recruiting new doctors but at military/VA/BIA hospitals as well.



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User currently offlineUSAIRWAYS321 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1837 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1455 times:

And actually L-188 makes stupid assumptions. I never said that they didn't do it, I simply said that they should do more of it instead of giving free boob jobs. Just because someone doesn't express certain knowledge doesn't mean they don't have it!

I'm terribly sorry I didn't demonstrate everything that I know on the topic, and that I wasn't clear enough that when I said "we can't do that while Bush is in office," I meant we couldn't add to our existing domestic help programs while he's in office. Geez... Insane


User currently offlineQb001 From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2053 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1448 times:

I hope it is enough to kill the penis enlargement spam industry...


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User currently offlineUSAIRWAYS321 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1837 posts, RR: 9
Reply 10, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1447 times:

No, I can see it actually making the spam worse: "Join the Army today and increase your size by 5 inches!"

This policy just plain blows all around.


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29699 posts, RR: 59
Reply 11, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1439 times:

And actually L-188 makes stupid assumptions. I never said that they didn't do it, I simply said that they should do more of it instead of giving free boob jobs

Really? Lets look at your actual quote.

If the military surgeons need something to practice on, maybe they could help out at hosiptals domestically and perform free surgery to those who can't afford it. No, that's too logical and would actually help people in our own country, we can't do that while Bush is in office.

Seems to me that your 17-18 year old mind is pretty definate.

I fail to see how plastic surgery skills will help battlefield operations. "Bad news, we can't fix your wound, but good news - we can bump you up to a double D!"

Plastic surgury and the use of it, goes way way beyond, the hollywood boob or nose jobs. There are some very legitimate uses for it.......especially in the military.

Actually repairing severe cosmetic wounds is very critical, and is why so many wounded troops comming out of Iraq get long stays at stateside hospitals. They are having damage repaired, faces and limbs rebuilt...ect...ect..ect.

No cosmetic surgury is not appropriate for Hawkeye and BJ at the 4077, where the immediate concern is pt survival, but as the pt heals, it becomes very critical for quality of life.

A good non-military example, is when Tina Turner had her nose job, although she did have it "altered" to be more attractive in her mind, the basis for the plastic surgury was to repair the scar tissue that had formed and was causing her problems breathing. Of course, that scar tissue was a direct result of blunt trama injuries at the hands of Ike Turner, which in a way you could argue was simular to combat blunt for wounds.

That surgury was plastic surgury, but there was a very real medical basis behind it.



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User currently offlineUSAIRWAYS321 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1837 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1436 times:

Assume what you like, but that makes you the stupid one instead of me. I simply said that using these surgeons mentioned in the story for plastic surgery, (and yes, believe it or not, I know that plastic surgery goes beyond breast enhancement, but that was specifically mentioned in the article...and it makes my point, so I like it) we should use them for free healthcare for the poor in addition to the current similar services.

User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1432 times:

Plastic surgury and the use of it, goes way way beyond, the hollywood boob or nose jobs. There are some very legitimate uses for it.......especially in the military.

Like getting rid of those pesky love-handles or make those breasts seem perkier than ever before!



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User currently offlineATCT From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 2223 posts, RR: 39
Reply 14, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1421 times:

Yeah I give credit to alot of Dr's in the Military, but I agree with USAIRWAYS321 that that at least the reservists who arent active in the med field outside the hospital could "keep current" by using military time or something of teh sort to help out the underpriviliged. And I wouldnt jumpt o making any assumptions or anything, They dont give implants in the Air Force...
and as a person who has benefitted greatly from surgeons (OMFS and Plastic, research N94820 December 8th, 2004 Butler PA, that was me) I give support to any plastic surgeon. Good show OMFS @ AGH, Pittsburgh!

ATCT



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User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1419 times:

Maybe Duce50boom could join, and those surgeons could get him a bigger brain, perhaps?

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29699 posts, RR: 59
Reply 16, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1414 times:

ATCT, I would argue it is 180 the other way.

The reservist doctors are the ones in private practic are the ones that are keeping their skills current, particularly if they are working in a Trama center or such.

It is the active duty ones, that need to be cycled through to keep skills current. There is only so much Advil they can prescribe for shin splints before surgical skills start to erode.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7073 posts, RR: 12
Reply 17, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1398 times:

Hahah, you'd think they have better things to do and more serious matters to attend to. How do the taxpayers feel about it?

User currently offlineJeffM From United States of America, joined May 2005, 3266 posts, RR: 52
Reply 18, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1393 times:

"..you'd think they have better things to do and more serious matters to attend to.."

Like what? They are doctors not fighter pilots...what should they be doing?

Does not bother me.... and I pay a ton of taxes... Just another method of maintaining proficiency.


User currently offlineDuce50boom From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1389 times:

That took alot of thought. What's next? Saying I've got coodies? Get a life alpha

User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13800 posts, RR: 63
Reply 20, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1376 times:

The Royal Army Medical Corps made huge progress back in WW2, through giving badly burned fighter pilots a new face (the main reason those flight crews wore their leather helmets, long clothes, goggles, oxygen masks and gloves even at low altitudes in hot weather was to prevent their skin from coming into contact with flames after a hit in the engine.

Jan


User currently offlineNWA Man From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 1828 posts, RR: 12
Reply 21, posted (9 years 9 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1345 times:

No amount of plastic surgery could make Lynndie England attractive...


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