Mir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 17407 posts, RR: 59 Reply 4, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1059 times:
strike for a third month of vacation
I thought that was the French...
7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
AviationMaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2458 posts, RR: 46 Reply 5, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1050 times:
"One Swiss: a diplomat
Two Swiss: a bank
Three Swiss: the most boring party ever"
Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 19937 posts, RR: 57 Reply 7, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1050 times:
Mir: I thought that was the French...
Okay, recently the german unions have retreated a bit in this particular struggle; But worker vacations are still outrageously long when viewed from other countries...
Doesn´t matter for me; I´m self-employed. (I sometimes hate my boss! )
Luisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 938 times:
LOL Juanr
I cant believe the were fighting because the referee "Took to long to Blow the wisthle, therefore causing Argentina to loose." They were sayin this on Fox Sports today. (commentators are argentinian)
Sulman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 2028 posts, RR: 43 Reply 11, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 935 times:
"Okay, recently the german unions have retreated a bit in this particular struggle; But worker vacations are still outrageously long when viewed from other countries..."
Yet Germany remains one of the most productive countries in Europe. I'd suggest Germany is doing something right, and the rest of us are getting it wrong.
Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 19937 posts, RR: 57 Reply 12, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 918 times:
Sulman: Yet Germany remains one of the most productive countries in Europe. I'd suggest Germany is doing something right, and the rest of us are getting it wrong.
Luisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 901 times:
Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that a study in france Proved that productivity had gone down in france in the last decade as a result of less work time.
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 895 times:
Productivity and France are two words that cannot be juxtaposed in the same sentence. Possible the productivity index in France dropped from 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001, but the difference I assure you is imperceptible.
EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 11597 posts, RR: 68 Reply 15, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 874 times:
Hey, I can laugh at myself - so here's my proposed change:
One American: a bottle of Budweiser
Two Americans: a lawsuit over something trivial
Three Americans: a love triangle on The Jerry Springer Show
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10019 posts, RR: 76 Reply 16, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 867 times:
One aDotNetter an ill-considered thread.
Two aDotNetters a flame war.
Three aDotNetters still all virgins.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
JBirdAV8r From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 4381 posts, RR: 23 Reply 17, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 851 times:
Not bad at all! I'll edit the last line of yours though...
One American: a bottle of bourbon
Two Americans: a corporation
Three Americans: a Weight Watchers convention
MxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 47 Reply 20, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 829 times:
ROFLMAO!!!!! These were great! Good thread!
MxCtrlr
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
PhotoLPPT From Portugal, joined Jul 2004, 478 posts, RR: 2 Reply 24, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 746 times:
Anything on the portuguese, by any chance?
Regards,
Luis
25 JGPH1A: One New Zealander: Bungee jumping off a bridge Two New Zealanders: Bunging jumping out of a balloon Three New Zealanders: Bungee jumping out of a bal
26 AWspicious: One Trinidadian: A bottle of rum Two Trinidadians: A case of Carib beer Three Trinidadians: A kidnapping in progress
27 JGPH1A: Re: One aDotNetter an ill-considered thread. Two aDotNetters a flame war. Three aDotNetters still all virgins. The last line should read Three aDotNet
28 Cptkrell: Well, seeing as how I am going to become an official resident of Tennessee shortly; One Redneck: a pickemup truck that don't run Two Rednecks: Two pic
29 BR715-A1-30: this is racial and disgusting. Hey, Somebody had to do it. Just kidding, this is awesome. I was laughing all thruout
30 ZKSUJ: Brilliant stuff mate. Love the one about the NYC meet
31 NUAir: CptKrell, that was by far the best one so far. I'll take a shot at Cuba One Cuban: Communism Two Cubans: Political Revolution Three Cubans: Miami
32 JGPH1A: Can I revise the Cuban one slightly ? One Cuban: Oil drum Two Cubans: Inner tube Three Cubans: 278 votes for GWB in Dade County. Oooh political !
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