AviationMaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2102 posts, RR: 36 Reply 5, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 703 times:
"One Swiss: a diplomat
Two Swiss: a bank
Three Swiss: the most boring party ever"
Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 17733 posts, RR: 62 Reply 7, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 703 times:
Mir: I thought that was the French...
Okay, recently the german unions have retreated a bit in this particular struggle; But worker vacations are still outrageously long when viewed from other countries...
Doesn´t matter for me; I´m self-employed. (I sometimes hate my boss! )
Luisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 591 times:
LOL Juanr
I cant believe the were fighting because the referee "Took to long to Blow the wisthle, therefore causing Argentina to loose." They were sayin this on Fox Sports today. (commentators are argentinian)
Sulman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 1948 posts, RR: 46 Reply 11, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 588 times:
"Okay, recently the german unions have retreated a bit in this particular struggle; But worker vacations are still outrageously long when viewed from other countries..."
Yet Germany remains one of the most productive countries in Europe. I'd suggest Germany is doing something right, and the rest of us are getting it wrong.
Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 17733 posts, RR: 62 Reply 12, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 571 times:
Sulman: Yet Germany remains one of the most productive countries in Europe. I'd suggest Germany is doing something right, and the rest of us are getting it wrong.
Luisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 554 times:
Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that a study in france Proved that productivity had gone down in france in the last decade as a result of less work time.
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 548 times:
Productivity and France are two words that cannot be juxtaposed in the same sentence. Possible the productivity index in France dropped from 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001, but the difference I assure you is imperceptible.
MYT332 From United Kingdom (England), joined Sep 2003, 8716 posts, RR: 90 Reply 19, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 490 times:
One South African: A white farmer
Two South Africans: A white farmer and an angry black man
Three South Africans: Dead white guy and a riot
Meh, lord knows if that follows the Structure of these, not that funny joke thingies. Blame JKW, he said it was right.
GKirk From United Kingdom (Scotland), joined Jun 2000, 23772 posts, RR: 68 Reply 22, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 417 times:
I should mention that England and whisky dont go If anything 1 Englishman should be a bottle of Gin
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 25, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 387 times:
One New Zealander: Bungee jumping off a bridge
Two New Zealanders: Bunging jumping out of a balloon
Three New Zealanders: Bungee jumping out of a balloon into a volcano
26 AWspicious: One Trinidadian: A bottle of rum Two Trinidadians: A case of Carib beer Three Trinidadians: A kidnapping in progress
27 JGPH1A: Re: One aDotNetter an ill-considered thread. Two aDotNetters a flame war. Three aDotNetters still all virgins. The last line should read Three aDotNet
28 Cptkrell: Well, seeing as how I am going to become an official resident of Tennessee shortly; One Redneck: a pickemup truck that don't run Two Rednecks: Two pic
29 BR715-A1-30: this is racial and disgusting. Hey, Somebody had to do it. Just kidding, this is awesome. I was laughing all thruout
30 ZKSUJ: Brilliant stuff mate. Love the one about the NYC meet
31 NUAir: CptKrell, that was by far the best one so far. I'll take a shot at Cuba One Cuban: Communism Two Cubans: Political Revolution Three Cubans: Miami
32 JGPH1A: Can I revise the Cuban one slightly ? One Cuban: Oil drum Two Cubans: Inner tube Three Cubans: 278 votes for GWB in Dade County. Oooh political !
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