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Is Hell Endothermic Or Exothermic?  
User currently offlineImonti From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 973 times:

A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:

"Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to this query.


One "A" was awarded.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion on average, we can predict that all people and all souls go to hell on average. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possible conditions:


) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.

-OR-

) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
We can solve this (de)lemma with the 1990 postulation of Ms. Theresa LeClair, the woman who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, I know that condition two has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and therefore that hell is exothermic."

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User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 966 times:

I read that somewhere...

Good Job  Big thumbs up
~Jake


User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 950 times:

I read that somewhere...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=HELL+exothermic+endothermic

Over 3000 replies.  Laugh out loud



Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineTristarenvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 940 times:


Now that I'm a parent, I can safely say I have seen HELL. It's any Chuck E. Cheese's on a Saturday afternoon.



If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
User currently offlineFoxBravo From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 2950 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 912 times:

That's an old one (I remember getting it forwarded to me in college), but definitely a classic.  Smile


Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire
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