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Things You Tried To Flush, But Wouldn't Go Down  
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

A new thread to explore the do's and don'ts of flushing stuff down the crapper.

Flushing things is a popular method to dispose of goods or items that you don't want other people to find or see. The most well-known example is druggies flushing their shit when the fuzz roll up.

But there's nothing worse than trying to flush something and unlike NWA742 at the truck stop, it just won't go down. Or, like Jcs walking out of the Sizzler - it gets stuck! Then you're forced to reach into the fiery depths of the bowl - into which many a loose stool has flowed - to retrieve your belonging. In essence you are being forced to insert your hand into a feces-infused concoction. Unless, of course, you are able to fish it out. Adding insult to injury, you now have to dispose of a WET item you don't want anyone else to see.

So here's a thread where people can warn others about what NOT to flush. I hope it will be beneficial for all.


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User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1785 times:

Female condoms... gotta be careful with them.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1788 times:

Condom wrappers. They don't flush all that well...Hey jerks it was with my exgirlfriend, so save the gay jokes.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1769 times:

Condom wrappers. They don't flush all that well...

...'course, and real experience would've tought you to roll the thing in TP, then flush it.

Oh well, rookies...  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1761 times:

"real experience would've tought you to roll the thing in TP"

I guess having sex with a woman isn't a "real experience" huh Concordeboy?



Go big or go home
User currently offlineLuisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1758 times:

I had a rebel condom once... took 4 flushes.... Bastard. Always use Trojan

User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1756 times:

Considering I could no-doubt top your experience with either gender, I'm not exactly one to comment in such a manner... am I?  Wink/being sarcastic

User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1754 times:

and Aa61hvy delivers a "straight" right, "flush" to CBoy's cum-drizzled jaw!



User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 8, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1748 times:

I heard a horror story once, this kid in highschool was having sex with his girl, and he would throw the condoms in the toilet and flush them when he was done. Well the toilet got clogged and the plumber came, so he unclosed it, and sure enough a lot of condoms came up to the surface of the toilet water...That always made me think twice about putting condoms in the toilet..

One time I tossed a used condom in the toilet flushed it...Dropped my ex off at home and I came home to use the can, sure enough the condom was still there..Scary part was my sis and I used to share a bathroom. She didn't use the restroom then luckily...She knows I have sex, but it would be scary and most likely physiologically damaging to her to see a used condom



Go big or go home
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

Fred- I am not going to get into some sort of contest with you, but you could not top my experiences with women.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1741 times:

Why would it damage her? She's the one who insisted on it.

User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1733 times:

The movie "Trainspotting" has an interesting scene along these lines.


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineLY7E7 From Israel, joined Jun 2004, 2262 posts, RR: 19
Reply 12, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1730 times:

A.net non-av forum.  Smile


2 things are endless: ignorance and space
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 13, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1717 times:

The used gerbil. I finally had to tie fishing-line weights to its ankles.

Signed, KROC



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1703 times:

I am not going to get into some sort of contest with you

Dumbass, ya just did.



but you could not top my experiences with women.

like I said... I'm moreeee than willing to wager that I've got you handily beaten in that department.


User currently offlineSouthwestMDW From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 303 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1697 times:

My Friend's sister used to try flushing tampons. Needless to say they would usually just float to the top..then she went through this huge phase of not wrapping them in toliet tissue before putting it in the trash can...

Patrick


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 16, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1697 times:

Must...resist....SAS23/Celidh...signed-by...post....


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineVSLover From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1897 posts, RR: 22
Reply 17, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1671 times:

back on TOPIC....my mother told me once "never try to flush your wedding ring down the toilet, it wont go"

i sort of stared at her with a blank expression since this was like 5 years ago which would have been their 26th year of marriage, she caught on, saying "oh this was when we were first married and i was pregnant with you sister! haha"

uhh....

(they just had their 31st)


User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1650 times:

Well not me personally, but I was there to witness the account.

Fellow user Myt332 and I (I was spectating actually) were cleaning out his tropical fish the night before we flew to Cuba. He had to rip off the dead leaves from the plant that they had in there, so he was there filling up a container with all these dead leaves, instead of putting them with the garden waste or in the bin, he flushed them down the toilet!! Big grin

I have never laughed so much in my life! He was there with a plunger forcing them down! If only I had taken some shots!

Beat that!

Cheers,

Justin  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineUnited4everDEN From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1615 times:

You people are wierd...

Anway, when I was about 7, I broke the stem off of one of my moms crystal wine glasses. I flushed it, and the cup of the glass went in bottom first and snagged, clearly visible. It must have created a suction, because it would not budge. Of course when my brother went to use the bathroom, "MOM!!!"


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 4 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1500 times:

For some reason, cigarette butts. I don't smoke, but occassionaly in a public facility there'll be a butt floating in the bowl - flush as much as you like, that sucker's going nowhere.

Re: the used hamster - I nearly fell off my chair - VERY funny !  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (10 years 4 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1491 times:

My dead goldfish took a couple of attempts and the aid of some ar$e wipe to send on its way.

Going back to the condoms though, I was on a training course once and a guy I know had pulled some chick and done the biz with her. He flushed the condom down the toilet and thought nothing else of it. The guy he was sharing a room with later found the condom floating in the toilet and the next morning told one of the trainers on the course about it. The trainer then made a comment during the lesson about being extra careful when flushing "things" down the toilet. My friend was extremely embarrassed about it as he knew that is what they were reffering to !!.

So always double check when you are flushing your condoms, and make sure you get all the air out of them too before you flush as that will help them on their way.

 Smile



"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
User currently offlineTristar100 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 309 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (10 years 4 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1443 times:

Yeah, the ex wife! typical, I cant get rid!

Cheers,

Steve.


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