WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1359 times:
A new thread to explore the do's and don'ts of flushing stuff down the crapper.
Flushing things is a popular method to dispose of goods or items that you don't want other people to find or see. The most well-known example is druggies flushing their shit when the fuzz roll up.
But there's nothing worse than trying to flush something and unlike NWA742 at the truck stop, it just won't go down. Or, like Jcs walking out of the Sizzler - it gets stuck! Then you're forced to reach into the fiery depths of the bowl - into which many a loose stool has flowed - to retrieve your belonging. In essence you are being forced to insert your hand into a feces-infused concoction. Unless, of course, you are able to fish it out. Adding insult to injury, you now have to dispose of a WET item you don't want anyone else to see.
So here's a thread where people can warn others about what NOT to flush. I hope it will be beneficial for all.
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1348 times:
Condom wrappers. They don't flush all that well...Hey jerks it was with my exgirlfriend, so save the gay jokes.
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1321 times:
"real experience would've tought you to roll the thing in TP"
I guess having sex with a woman isn't a "real experience" huh Concordeboy?
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1308 times:
I heard a horror story once, this kid in highschool was having sex with his girl, and he would throw the condoms in the toilet and flush them when he was done. Well the toilet got clogged and the plumber came, so he unclosed it, and sure enough a lot of condoms came up to the surface of the toilet water...That always made me think twice about putting condoms in the toilet..
One time I tossed a used condom in the toilet flushed it...Dropped my ex off at home and I came home to use the can, sure enough the condom was still there..Scary part was my sis and I used to share a bathroom. She didn't use the restroom then luckily...She knows I have sex, but it would be scary and most likely physiologically damaging to her to see a used condom
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1302 times:
Fred- I am not going to get into some sort of contest with you, but you could not top my experiences with women.
PROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5439 posts, RR: 5 Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1293 times:
The movie "Trainspotting" has an interesting scene along these lines.
"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1277 times:
The used gerbil. I finally had to tie fishing-line weights to its ankles.
Signed, KROC
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SouthwestMDW From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 303 posts, RR: 2 Reply 15, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1257 times:
My Friend's sister used to try flushing tampons. Needless to say they would usually just float to the top..then she went through this huge phase of not wrapping them in toliet tissue before putting it in the trash can...
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 16, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1257 times:
VSLover From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1886 posts, RR: 24 Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1231 times:
back on TOPIC....my mother told me once "never try to flush your wedding ring down the toilet, it wont go"
i sort of stared at her with a blank expression since this was like 5 years ago which would have been their 26th year of marriage, she caught on, saying "oh this was when we were first married and i was pregnant with you sister! haha"
Jkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1210 times:
Well not me personally, but I was there to witness the account.
Fellow user Myt332 and I (I was spectating actually) were cleaning out his tropical fish the night before we flew to Cuba. He had to rip off the dead leaves from the plant that they had in there, so he was there filling up a container with all these dead leaves, instead of putting them with the garden waste or in the bin, he flushed them down the toilet!!
I have never laughed so much in my life! He was there with a plunger forcing them down! If only I had taken some shots!
United4everDEN From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1175 times:
You people are wierd...
Anway, when I was about 7, I broke the stem off of one of my moms crystal wine glasses. I flushed it, and the cup of the glass went in bottom first and snagged, clearly visible. It must have created a suction, because it would not budge. Of course when my brother went to use the bathroom, "MOM!!!"
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 20, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1060 times:
For some reason, cigarette butts. I don't smoke, but occassionaly in a public facility there'll be a butt floating in the bowl - flush as much as you like, that sucker's going nowhere.
Re: the used hamster - I nearly fell off my chair - VERY funny !
Leezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 55 Reply 21, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1051 times:
My dead goldfish took a couple of attempts and the aid of some ar$e wipe to send on its way.
Going back to the condoms though, I was on a training course once and a guy I know had pulled some chick and done the biz with her. He flushed the condom down the toilet and thought nothing else of it. The guy he was sharing a room with later found the condom floating in the toilet and the next morning told one of the trainers on the course about it. The trainer then made a comment during the lesson about being extra careful when flushing "things" down the toilet. My friend was extremely embarrassed about it as he knew that is what they were reffering to !!.
So always double check when you are flushing your condoms, and make sure you get all the air out of them too before you flush as that will help them on their way.
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