JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1966 times:
The one where Homer skips church and makes patented home-made moon waffles (ingredients: waffle batter, caramels and artificial smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter - "mmmmm fatteninggggg !" (best Simpsons line ever !). Homer then meets God, who turns out to be very cool.
DeltaWings From Switzerland, joined Aug 2004, 1289 posts, RR: 19 Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1957 times:
Yes, that one is funny. Another good one is, when Homer insults the garbage men. Because of that, the garbage men refuse to go to the Simpsons house. The rubbish piles up infront of the house and attracts all kinds of animals. And when the sun shined on to the nappy pile it stank up the neighbourhood.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Jasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 44 Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1948 times:
There's too many brilliant ones, but add the one where Homer goes on disability because he's gotten too fat. He puts on a muumuu and works out of home. The best line is "Your fingers are too fat to use this phone. Please ask for a fat keypad..."
Rjpieces From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1891 times:
When Homer becomes a bodyguard for the Mayor. He is patrolling his kitchen using the new moves he learned. He uses his new sleeper move on Bart and Lisa. When Marge complains, Homer says "Don't worry, it only lasts for 30 minutes" and when Marge keeps complaining he does it to her. Then he looks at his watch and says "30 minutes to dinner" and then does it to himself.
Also in that episode, when Homer is scared of the mafia trying to kill him "Bart, go start Daddy's car."
Rjpieces From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1869 times:
And I forgot my other favorite episode. The trillion dollar bill.
When they are showing the video of the trillion dollar bill, all the European leaders are waiting for Burns to land with the money and when he doesn't, they say "I say we all act snotty to Americans, forever. Agreed"
When Burns, Smithers, and Homer are escaping by plane Burns says "That island has freedom written all over it". "Sir, that's Cuba.........."
When they get into the taxi, Mr. Burns goes "You say Batista's gone?"
Homer: "I think we can trust the President of Cuba, Mr. Burns"
When they are speeding away from Burns's house in an old car and they show the Police Chief getting a call to be on the lookout for a "maroon 1937 Foxtrot" and when it passes, the Chief goes "That was more of a burgundy"
*I might be wrong with the year and name of the car, but you get the point!