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User currently offlineElisabete From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 92 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 874 times:


EVERYONE --- THIS IS ONLY A JOKE TO MAKE ALL LAUGH !!!!  Smile


Date: October 4,-----
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity
from employees. It will be our policy to keep all employees
well trained thru our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.l.T.).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you
get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who dont take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in the
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously
will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were
promoted, they dont have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and
they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are also full of S.H.I.T., you may be interest in a job training
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the
S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING
D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.l.T.).

Thank you all,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.l.G.S.H.l.T.)




Get over it ! lol
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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Reply 1, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 843 times:



User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 830 times:

Damn that was funny!!!

Describes my old job perfectly!


User currently offlineScottieprecord From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1363 posts, RR: 10
Reply 3, posted (10 years 4 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 829 times:

HAHAHA!

Most attempts at humor on this website don't really get me, but that was great.


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