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What's In Your Woman's Purse?  
User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2230 times:

i admit it, i got really bored today and started looking through my gf's purse when she left the room. no idea why. here is what was inside:

checkbook
wallet
lipstick
mirror
cellphone
address book
pen
small spoon
3 AA batteries
mp3 player and headphones
keys


what's in gf's/ wife's purse?


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2216 times:

Funny, I found the same thing in my womans purse that I found in his thread.



Well Done.


User currently offlineOV735 From Estonia, joined Jan 2004, 914 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2208 times:

Strange. Same here. It must be an international standard.

EDIT: Don't tell her I looked in her purse.

[Edited 2004-09-14 02:12:04]

User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2203 times:

wow, my first shaft. i feel honored!


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineAirplay From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2184 times:

I don't own a woman or a woman's purse. Sorry.

User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13704 posts, RR: 61
Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2178 times:
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What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Everything that isn't nailed down.



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User currently offlineJAXpax From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2171 times:

My little sister's Barbie doesn't have a purse that can open.


Signed,
The horny airliners.net contingent


User currently offlineDan2002 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 2055 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2163 times:



Signed,
Christa



A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2141 times:

Well, Dan2002, your woman just might need one of those to keep her satisfied. Maybe if you spent less time illegally downloading software and more time...never mind.

But as for my purse. I currently am carrying a large one, so it's got a lot of stuff in it.

Wallet
Glasses
Sunglasses
Albuterol puffer
Dental floss
Scrunchie
Business card case
Pen
Coin purse with Canadian change (probably like $30 in loonies 'n' twonies)

That's it.



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineDeskPilot From Australia, joined Apr 2004, 767 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2126 times:

My car keys !  Smile

[filler]

[filler]



By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

Most women have in the purse:

A 12-pack of condoms box

Tampons

Pair of panty hose in case emergency

Bra in case emergency

 Laugh out loud


Big777jet






User currently offlineDeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2123 times:

Big777Jet,

Whynot just throw the kitchen sink in there too? Since you don't touch too many women nowadays, Ill letcha know. Women usually don't have the room for an EXTRA bra- if there was an "emergency", most would gladly do without. Most girls I know have their purses overloaded with change and makeup...and 1-2 condoms, max.

DeltaGuy


User currently offlineLevent From France, joined Sep 2004, 1718 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2107 times:

My woman hates to walk around with a purse. I usually have to put her lipstick in my pocket, and that´s it!  Wink/being sarcastic

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2095 times:

Wow - DeskPilot - a dude carries his car keys in his purse.

Levent has to carry this chicks lipstick in his pocket (whipped)

And Big777Jet is just about as funny as chipped paint.

Good show guys!  Big grin


User currently offlineAvianceGirlUK From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2098 times:

A purse??? Do you mean handbag?? over here in the UK a purse is a wallet where only money and cards are stored!
In my HANDBAG you will find a half eaten bag of crisps, some starburst fruit sweets, a diary, lots of pens and a book. That is my work handbag by the way. Outside of work i dont bother with bags.. wast of arm space if you ask me.


User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2734 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2085 times:

My balls and dignity.

signed KROC



" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2075 times:

HA. Shows you what you know PJ. I don't have a girl ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR never mind.  Nuts

User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2734 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2069 times:

... just your dignity then ?


" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineDeskPilot From Australia, joined Apr 2004, 767 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2064 times:

Hey Kroc, my wife carries my car keys in her handbag when we're out.

I don't have a handbag, or a manbag.



By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
User currently offlineWorldoftui From Sweden, joined Aug 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2039 times:

Hmm. My dad always told me you should never askwhat a woman has in her handbag because it's unfair to expect her to remember that much.  Big grin

Mark

[Edited 2004-09-14 19:12:26]

User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 20, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2015 times:

Weird ass subject but alright...

Cell phone, wallet (license credit card etc) mints, and a hair clip.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2010 times:

A large black pencil like the airlines use
A ticket folder (after she obtains one from the ticket counter),
A man's wallet, and knitting supplies.


User currently offlinePPGMD From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2453 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2007 times:

AvianceGirlUK,

What no fags?  Smile I always chuckle at that when I am over there.

Anyways I have always adopted a don't ask policy. As long as you can lift it when she asks you to grab it for it, it really doesn't matter.




At worst, you screw up and die.
User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 23, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2008 times:

Question is, how many of us had to be on purse duty? (When you have to hold your girls bag while they shop or do whatever)


Go big or go home
User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1999 times:

wallet, sunglasses, checkbook... 30lbs of lead ballast

and KROC, PJ just handed you your ass on a silver platter with that one.. that was KO worthy.


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