Last night my mom had a friend round. She is rather anti America and im quite pro America. Like she wont let her kids go to American universities as she doesnt want them to become "america". The one wants to go to oxford and the other cambridge but she wont let them go to Harvard or Penn etc etc.

We often have discussions about america. SHe is also very catholic and im not religious. Her sister once told me it is un-christian to sign surety on anything apart from your house.

So last night she came round for supper and I went to the kitchen to get some coffee.

George Bush controls the worlds oil she says, and he has so much money and money is what will win him the US election.
I was like ok, then she says and this terrorism thing in Russia has played into his hands so well, it wouldnt surprise me if he organised it to help his election chances she said, then she started telling me how and why and when.

I thought crazy person and promptly left the room.

So if any one is wondering about it, it is George Bush fault. Dont ask questions it is just his fault.