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It Sucks To Be You When...........  
User currently offlineTheGov From United States of America, joined Apr 2003, 414 posts, RR: 3
Posted (9 years 10 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1639 times:

.........you sign up with an on-line matchmaking service and the reply you get from them: Sorry, we have no match for you.



next........


Always a pallbearer, never a corpse.
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User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1621 times:

...YOu go in for a colonoscopy and find the pictures on gayliners a week later...

User currently offlineMartinairYYZ From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 1209 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1616 times:

............ You go to work in McDonalds and you become a McEmployee, then have to wear a McUniform while searving McFood to McCustomers

(I'm awful at this  Sad )

Nice one DLKAPA Big grin



Chelsea Football Club supporter.
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1591 times:

...You open the door to your bedroom after a long days work to find your wife going down on KROC...

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 4, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1589 times:

...It sucks to be KROC when you wish you were going down on him.

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1580 times:

...When the person you are having wild sex with turns out not to be KROC...

Signed,
Matt D


User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1566 times:

...When the person you are having wild sex with turns out not to be KROC...

Signed,
Matt D


Where's that knockout photo when you need it?


User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1562 times:

...someone else gets a screenshot of you saying something embarrassing in a private chat.

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1554 times:

...When you wake up to find ScottysAir sleeping next to you...

User currently offlineCanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3389 posts, RR: 9
Reply 9, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1555 times:

...When you do something I would do and everything that can go wrong does (which is what ussually happens)...



CanadianNorth



What could possibly go wrong?
User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5630 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1550 times:

.... you're playfully sliding down a staircase banister and it suddenly turns into a giant razor blade.


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1550 times:

...When you wake up to find ScottysAir sleeping next to you...
ROFLMFAO
How do you come up with these!?


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1546 times:

I'm good. That's just all there is to it

...You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1564 times:

When all you can think of is what news things you can post about ScottysAir.


User currently offlineMD11LuxuryLinr From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 1385 posts, RR: 14
Reply 14, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1538 times:

..When you find yourself signing up for an online matching service..


Caution wake turbulence, you are following a heavy jet.
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1537 times:

...You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...

Signed,
Alpha er... Falcon 84


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1532 times:

Sorry, DLKAPA, I don't fantasize about Jcs17. I leave that to KROC.  Big grin

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1528 times:

...You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...

Signed,
KROC


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1523 times:

That's better.  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1516 times:

...When you realize it is 9:30 pm on a friday night and you are alone in your dorm...

Signed,
Me

I'm out!


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1511 times:

When it's Friday night, the work week is over, but you still have tobe up at 730am the following morning.

I'm out, too!!  Big grin


User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3609 posts, RR: 15
Reply 21, posted (9 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 1513 times:

DLKAPA Wins. You are freakishly good at this... Practice maybe?

User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 10 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1489 times:

You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...

Signed,
KROC

And a solid miss for DLKAPA, try again in 4 years



User currently offlineFJWH From Netherlands, joined May 2004, 968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (9 years 10 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1474 times:

...when you're going to fly to LTN and back today ....

Tjap  Smile (departure at 12.10, can't wait Big grin)



FlightS in the next 3 months: MSP, PHX, MEM, NCE, TFS, BCN. All round trips from AMS
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 10 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1466 times:

... the buffet is still open but you can't fit another bean burrito down your filthy sewer.

Signed,
Jcs17


25 Post contains images L-188 : When a normal person tries to import a Remington 11-87 Autoloading shotgun into Massachusetts without obtaining the proper permits.... BTW:There stil
26 DLKAPA : ...You purchase what you believe is some of the highest quality columbian cocaine, only to find out upon snorting it that you just spent 100 dollars o
27 J_hallgren : The gal you've wished to lay says, even if trapped on deserted island with only you, "No way"!
28 GREATANSETT : .....You make out with a beautiful hot young blond women only to feel that she is a he....
29 BNE : When the football team you been supporting all year loses in the grand final. Port Adelaide defeated the Brisbane Lions 113-73, in the grand final of
30 Levent : ... you are about to sell a house to a client only to find out that another agent got to it just before...
31 Ctbarnes : ...your teenage daughter comes home at 2AM with a Gideon Bible under her arm. Charles, SJ
32 Ybacpa : .....You make out with a beautiful hot young blond women only to feel that she is a he.... .....You make out with a beautiful hot young blond man only
33 DLKAPA : ...You get loaded and go on one of the best nights you've ever had, only to completely forget it all the next morning...
34 JAGflyer : ....Your driving to the airport for the 2pm arrival of a rare aircraft and airline. The flight is delayed till 7pm you run eat, spot, spot, eat and th
35 ArmitageShanks : ....You survive a terrible accident only to be killed on the way to the hospital when your ambulance crashes.
36 DLKAPA : ...your RA discovers the vodka in your room before you have a chance to hide it...
37 ArmitageShanks : ...You forget your goddamn bike lock combination and have to walk home, get the code, and walk all the way back. Damnit to hell.
38 Dtwclipper : You pay full fare to fly DL BIZ class ATL NRT only to find out that there is a "catering disruption".
39 Srbmod : You download the Paris Hilton movie and it's a movie about the Hilton in Paris. A few gambling ones that happened to me: You double down on 11 and get
40 Post contains images Falcon84 : ...You forget your goddamn bike lock combination and have to walk home, get the code, and walk all the way back. Damnit to hell. Sounds worse than bei
41 ArmitageShanks : Hey, it was hot. And a long walk.
42 Post contains images DeltaGuy : ...when you waste your perfectly good vote on the Democratic party, and they end up losing
43 Post contains images MD11LuxuryLinr : ..you survive cancer twice, only to be killed by a drunk driver..
44 Fritzi : When you pass out drunk and wake up the next day with a condom stuck up your a$$. Signed, QIguy24
45 Convair990 : you like a girl you met so much that you wind up being all nervous on the first date! (just happened to me tonight) =(
46 Post contains links CanadianNorth : ...When you are "person A" in this situation http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/639518/.... CanadianNorth
47 Falcon84 : When you realize no one else in the world has the handle JeffM on Anet.
48 JeffM : "It Sucks To Be You When..........." The teacher asks what your dad does and you have to say..."He's the guy you hand your ticket to when you get on a
49 Post contains images Malb777 : you see a guy you have been chatting up all night walk off with his fat bastard boyfriend
50 Post contains images Falcon84 : Knew you couldn't resist the put-down, JeffM. The fact you have to come back with the old, tired lines of yours tells me all need to know. Thanks for
51 Falcon84 : When the teacher asks about your dad, and you say "he's the one the ticket agent wouldn't let on the plane, because he was acting like a total jerk."
52 Dmeeky243 : "the only way to get rid of them is with this special shampoo and this tiny comb." -doctor said to my friend after a drunken night in Florence. "well,
53 AWspicious : .... Oprah gives you a free car but you can't beg, borrow, nor steal the money to pay the damn taxman. (Minor oversight there, harpo??)
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