DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7719 posts, RR: 17 Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 3094 times:
Well the Muppet gang has a pig with a severe bi-polar disorder. That gives them a decided advantage. Plus a ragtag bunch of assorted monsters, livestock, and rats.
The Sesame St Gang has very little power. A few semi-retarded toddlers (Elmo and Tele), a bird that can't fly, somebody that wallows in garbage all day, an elephant, a glutton for cookies, and a semi-grown man that sleeps with a rubber duckie.
The only thing that they have going for them is the Count... but once he sees some sheep, or trees he'll just start counting and laughing like a sorority girl after a bottle of Boone's. Their best hope is Bert. With all the bitterness, rage, and repressed sexual energy he might have a chance to take on Miss Piggy.
I think the ultimate Sesame St. Street fight would involve Miss Piggy and Bert. Somehow both would be bloody messes of felt and polyester stuffing.
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EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 12951 posts, RR: 62 Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 3089 times:
They're ALL Muppets though....so isn't this a contradiction?
Or are you asking for a fight of the Sesame Street Muppets vs. the NON Sesame Street Muppets?
In that case, while the NON SS Muppets have the advantage of sheer numbers, you've got some heavy-hitters on the SS side - Big Bird, Mr. Snuffalupagus, Herry Monster, Barkley the Dog - all of whom could lay a severe hurt on the likes of Animal, Rolf the Dog, Fozzie Bear, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beeker, Miss Piggy, etc.
Animal's got a good reach advantage, along with being freakin' nuts...but Cookie Monster could easily go apeshit and eat his way through the other side's defenses. And Grover's got some long limbs too, so he can stand back and whale away on the less-maneuverable Muppets. Look for them to be key players in battle.
And Kermit's sort of the swing vote, since he represents both sides!
[Edited 2004-09-29 20:21:47]
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