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Your Porn Star Name.....  
User currently offlineImonti From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 4745 times:

There is a common "belief" that you take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name and that is your porn star name.

Im sure on here there must be some guys with some really funny names.

Im

Paddy Buccholtz, terrible.

Although off the subject I once did know a girl called

Kirby Purchase.

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User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 4726 times:

I didn't have any pets whe I was younger, so I can't partake in my porn name  Sad

User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 4720 times:

wth... Kiwi Ahearn

Kiwi


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 4717 times:

We had two pets when I was a kid, but I think both would be approbiate for a guy:

A cat called Tina

and a Brazilian forest tortoise of unknown gender just called "die Dicke" (the fat one) or "die Kröte" (the toad)

Jan

[Edited 2004-10-03 00:22:32]

User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4702 times:

Samson Gaylord

Hmmmm.....


UAL747


User currently offlineCapital146 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4692 times:

So my pornstar name would be Smokey Exley

Sounds ligit to me.


User currently offlineNonRevKing From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4683 times:

Ual747...


Hahah I'm still laughing, thanks!.  Big thumbs up

B



User currently offlineKAUST From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4673 times:

I have also heard that you can do it by taking your middle name and the street you live on (or grew up on.)

So for instance mine would be Michael WestCreek.

Cheers -
KAUST


User currently offlineAirxLiban From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4673 times:

Kaakajian Snoopy?

I dunno about that...

Snoopy is my beagle.


User currently offlineWietse From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4668 times:

Zoe Dammiaans

lol, sounds gothic


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4641 times:

....Poochy Brown  Yeah sure

User currently offlineQantas077 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 4616 times:

Spike Lekias
haha, yes i used to get called leaky ass!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 4605 times:

I always heard it was your pets name and the street you grew up on.

Hence: Clipper Rennselear


User currently offlineAGC525 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 4578 times:

Jeanna Jameson  Smile


Just kidding....Sadie Dukes



User currently offlineMD11LuxuryLinr From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 4567 times:

'Rocky Flynn..'

Eh..  Big grin


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 4567 times:

Hell.........I guess mine would be Bunny English! LOL

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 4558 times:

I just noticed: I forgot a NOT in my comment further up, completely reversing my statement´s meaning....  Nuts

Jan


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4548 times:

MD11Engineer....your funny!!! I guess you got so excited about your porn name....you couldn't think!!!  Big thumbs up Just kidding!!

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4544 times:

Phyllis,

Being exited about being called "Tina Fritz-Erler-Allee" or "The Toad Kadettenweg" or "The Fat one Altenbraker Strasse"? Especially as a guy?  Nuts

Jan


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4541 times:

Heck..............yours are the best so far!!! LOL We just have to use our imagination! LOL

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4534 times:

Phyllis,
What about the Stud Tortoise, he comes slow, but mightily....
Actually during the cold period this tortoise (about a foot long and about 20 pounds heavy) was living in our sitting room and sharing the cat food with the cat (when it smelled the food, it would walk all the way from the sitting room into the kitchen, where the cat bowls were sited, and if the cat wasn´t fast enough to eat, it would just push it away, I think the cat was slightly scared of this living battle tank, and climb into the bowl with both front feet). During summer, the tortoise lived in the garden.
We had both animals for about 17 years, the tortoise died shortly after the cat.

Jan


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4527 times:

Slow and mighty....gee I wonder where I've heard that one before!!! LOL

I've heard that a tortoise makes a great pet.....this summer when I was up North fishing a small tortoise crawled up on shore and my dog was scared of it...she kept going over to it and when it poked its' head out...she'd jump away...it was really funny...

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4521 times:

Phyllis,

We raised this tortoise from about palm size to the size I mentioned above, and they are definitely not stupid. THe big one was too big for a terrarium (at least after a few years), so it was sharing the house with us. It liked to be scratched under it´s chin and would come if my mom whistled softly. We had some other tortoises as well (a Thai Yellowhead, a North American swamp tortoise, a Greek tortoise and a few others I don´t remember anymore), but my parents gave them away to a guy who built a real greenhouse for his tortoises, like a huge terrarium.

Jan


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4519 times:

Wow...thats so cool! I love all animals.....and if I had a house rather than an apartment.....I'd have lots of pets!!! Right now I have 3 cats & 1 dog....can't have any more until I move out of the city..... Big grin

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 8 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4513 times:

Phyllis,

I haven´t got any pets at all. The reason is that I often have to travel on short notice and since I´m living alone, the animal would be left alone for long hours when I´m at work. I´d like to have a cat though.

Jan


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26 BO__einG : Me: Ron Jeremy.. nonono.. Peter Bo North.. (_)_)||||||||||||||||||||||||||||D
27 AOMlover : Bambou Guillotreau...do you feel excited ?
28 Post contains images Mlsrar : Boogie Santos. Has a nice ring to it
29 Post contains images September11 : Famous gay porn star names Jeff Palmer Jeff Stryker Jeremy Jordan Colby Taylor Trent Atkins Jacob Hall Joe Foster Matt Summers Chad Hunt Tristan Paris
30 Srbmod : You get your Porn Name based on the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on (I'm assuming the first street you grew up on.). So mine woul
31 Imonti : I had always heard it was your first pets name and then your mothers maiden name. But street? ok im sure there are other variants as well. If its stre
32 Post contains images AMS : I must say: LOLO FERRARI!
33 Post contains images Solnabo : Dafty Bergström???? Yeaah baby, I´m ruf n ready!Puuhleezee.......LMAO Micke/SE
34 Post contains images Vaporlock : Solnabo, sounds like your ready to rock n roll!!! LOL Phyllis
35 Mir : Here I am. Signed, Loki W. 96
36 Post contains images Ryanb741 : Mine would be Fifi Sampic. Not really a fitting name for an uber-stud like me, eh
37 Canuckpaxguy : Haven't done this since I was a kid! Porn name - Derry Black Using Kaust's method (your middle name and the first street you lived on) my name would b
38 QB737 : Oh my God. My name is Choupette Lapalice. Doesn't sound too virile LOL Benoît
39 Post contains images MxCtrlr : Mine would be Wags Jones but the best porn name I've ever heard was: Bob Fortuna MxCtrlr Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.
40 Corpsnerd09 : My mom's maiden name is the same as my dad's last name (No Relation, it's just common). My name wouldn't really be porn-ish. My first pet's name was p
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