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US Airways To Order 2500 A311-100  
User currently offlineAloha717200 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 4476 posts, RR: 15
Posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3590 times:

This was so hillarious it deserves a thread all its own.  Big thumbs up


Check this out:


http://www.cardatabase.net/modifiedairlinerphotos/search/photo_search.php?id=00001143


ROTFLMAO



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User currently offlineSmileyjet From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3527 times:

Looks like it needs a little jet viagra..


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User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3505 times:

I can not wait untill I get to fly on this super duper aircraft, do you think they will make a version for smaller markets that do not need the full capacity of the A311-100??

IHAP



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User currently offlineJetboyTWA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 389 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3464 times:

I've heard that the high-density layout on the A311-100 holds almost 200 people, is that right?



User currently offlineTransPac From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 108 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3252 times:

can you say TAIL STRIKE?!!??


User currently offlineAsuflyer05 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2371 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3237 times:

Will NW use the A311 to replace the DC9s?

User currently offlineMikey711MN From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 1397 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3134 times:

So will they fly under the Express banner or won't they?!?  Smile  Smile  Smile


I plan on living forever. So far, so good...
User currently offlineAzul320 From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 281 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3099 times:

They will probably figure out a way to downsize that even more.


Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
User currently offlineAmerican 767 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3740 posts, RR: 12
Reply 8, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2945 times:
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That's funny. I know it will never happen in reality, that's useless to say, but this is not even a plausible scenario. Why? Because how do you expect the aircraft to stand only on a nose gear? There is no main gear on the picture!

Ben Soriano
Brussels Belgium



Ben Soriano
User currently offline777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 12082 posts, RR: 18
Reply 9, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2849 times:
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When I saw the same pic a few weeks ago I could not help but crack up in laughter.....it did not help that I was drinking some coke at the time. How on earth is it going to fly if it has no engines or main wings?

User currently offlineTW741 From Liechtenstein, joined Sep 2004, 478 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2818 times:

 Big grin Big grin Big grin
pilots must be pretty heavy to balance the aircraft just on one gear. Or they carry a cash-box in the cockpit full with pennies in order to pay the fuel for the APU ....



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User currently offlineFutureFO From Ireland, joined Oct 2001, 3132 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2739 times:

Gotta love that 311 it is probably the best a/c out there. Want to see one here in MCO soon.


Sean from MCO and CVG



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User currently offlineFlynavy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2728 times:

American767: Thank you for the clarification, captain obvious.

User currently offlineSHUPirate1 From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 3670 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2712 times:

Is there an extended-range version of the A-311? And supposedly I heard that Delta would be interested if Boeing ever built a competitor...as we all know, Delta loves flying small jets over long distances...I could see Delta flying those Boeing 606's every two minutes from LGA to ATL, and also every 5 minutes from JFK to LAX...

[Edited 2004-10-04 10:54:59]

[Edited 2004-10-04 10:56:08]


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User currently offlineRobK From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3946 posts, RR: 18
Reply 14, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2562 times:

 Big thumbs up

Haha! Funniest thing I've seen for a good while  Nuts

Cheers,

RK


User currently offlineStudentFlyer From Australia, joined Sep 2004, 688 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2304 times:

First impression? I thought it was REAL!!! No, just kidding. But anyways, if it could get USAirways out of Chapter 11, then I'd suggest they sign a contract as of tomorrow. Lol. Anyways, good sense of humour with that 'duck'. Lovin' it!

Regards,
AK


User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8443 posts, RR: 10
Reply 16, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2096 times:
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I have some similar pictures including a BA 777 seaplane and an Airbus based replacement for the B-52 (read: A340 with 8 engines!) but I don't know if posting them would violate the copyright rules....


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User currently offlineTomFoolery From Austria, joined Jan 2004, 528 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1620 times:

Will there be PTV's on board? How about ETOPS?

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TF



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User currently offlineStudentFlyer From Australia, joined Sep 2004, 688 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1365 times:

Considering this a/c has no wings, it would be a good idea to call it ENWOPS - Extended No Wing Operations - or something like that or rather. It would probably be allocated to city-hop routes, e.g. SFO-LAX or similar distance routes.

Regards,
AK


User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 19, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1362 times:

I thought this plane was supposed to fly the 747SP routes, the long thin routes, like JFK-NRT


Go big or go home
User currently offlineL410Turbolet From Czech Republic, joined May 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 19
Reply 20, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

Reduce the size of the tailfin an you can drop these things on parachutes from surplus B-52s over US Airways' destinations - saving money on landing fees and serving multiple destinations at the same time.  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineRj111 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

It'll never meet its performance target.....



....Actually leaving the ground.


User currently offlineArniepie From Belgium, joined Aug 2005, 1265 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1343 times:

Any plans for a Business jet derivative?

I would definitely be in the market for it!



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User currently offlineLY744 From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 5536 posts, RR: 10
Reply 23, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1309 times:

"Any plans for a Business jet derivative?

I would definitely be in the market for it!"


Short enough to fit in your driveway, and, having no wings, it can take off on your typical side street. Not to mention the lack of engines, which reduces noise pollution drasticaly.  Laugh out loud


LY744.



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User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21406 posts, RR: 54
Reply 24, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1301 times:

What do you mean "lack of engines"?

The APU should have plenty of residual thrust to accelerate this baby...!  Big thumbs up

But considering the positions of the landing gear and of its only lifting surface I´d guess that load & balance would be peculiar to say the least!  Wink/being sarcastic


25 Post contains images Lindy : WoW. I had no idea that my picture will be so popular I did it just for pure fun. I love US Airways and no harm was intended Rafal
26 Post contains images Zak : klaus keep in mind that this only lifting surface actually produces its lift directed downwards and not upwards
27 Post contains images Klaus : Awww... nothing that can´t be fixed with vigorous trim!
28 JGPH1A : No doubt Boeing will hasten into production with a Chinese Copy - the 7F7, and announce 3 million orders from unnamed Asian airlines.
29 Post contains images Klaus : JGPH1A: No doubt Boeing will hasten into production with a Chinese Copy - the 7F7, and announce 3 million orders from unnamed Asian airlines. ...which
30 Tom in NO : No engines on it.....hmmmm.....I see a climb rate similar to that of the A340!!! Tom at MSY
31 Dan2002 : Tom, you mean a climb BETTER than the 340. -Dan
32 Post contains images Mighluss : Who said tailstrike!! Don't you see that is a taildragger?? Now is in rotation for take-off, the jetwash from the APU exhaust is quite evident. (Note
33 Post contains images MxCtrlr : The sad part is that US Airways wouldn't be able to fill enough seats on that one either to make a profitable load factor! Oh, and the ALPA pilots wou
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