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User currently offlineBoeing7E7 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1290 times:

This is just sad:


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User currently offlineQb001 From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2053 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1277 times:

It's not sad, it's ridiculous.

Dear Friends,

You may have heard by now that the Michigan Republican Party has called for my arrest. That's right. They literally want me brought up on charges -- and hope that I'm locked up.

No, I'm not kidding. The Republican Party, yesterday, filed a criminal complaint with the prosecutors in each of the counties where I spoke last week in Michigan.

My crime? Clean underwear for anyone who will vote in the upcoming election.

Each night on our 60-city "Slacker Uprising Tour" through the 20 battleground states, I've been registering hundreds (and on some nights, thousands) of voters at my arena and stadium events. I then ask for everyone over 23 who has never voted (or didn't vote in the last election) to stand up. I tell these slackers that I understand and respect why they think politicians are not worth the bother. I tell them that I may have been the original slacker, and that I do not want them to change their slacker ways. Keep sleeping 'til noon! Keep drinking beer! Stay on the sofa and watch as much TV as possible! But, please, just for me, on 11/2, I want you to leave the house and give voting a try -- just this once. The stakes this time are just too high.

If they promise me that they'll do this, I give the guys a 3-pack of new Fruit of the Loom underwear, and the women get a day's supply of Ramen noodles, the sustenance of slackers everywhere.

I then close by having them repeat the 2004 Slacker Oath: "Pick nose! Pick butt! Pick Kerry."

It seems to have worked, as each night the volunteer tables are swamped afterwards with hundreds of new and young voters signing up to campaign for regime change for the next four weeks.

The satire of all this seems to have been lost on the Republicans. Or maybe it hasn't. The state of Michigan (where we spent most of last week) reported that over 100,000 young people recently registered to vote, a record that no one saw coming. The Slacker Tour has turned into a huge steamroller with a momentum all its own.

So, the Republican Party, to show their gratitude that so many young people will now be involved in our system, has demanded that I be sent to jail for trying to "bribe" students to vote.

Of course, this would be quite laughable if they weren't so serious about their charges. But they are. I may soon be a wanted man in Michigan -- simply because I convinced a few slackers to change their underwear and eat a healthy meal of artificially flavored noodles.

I thought I'd seen it all this year -- Disney refusing to distribute the film they paid for, right-wingers harassing theater owners who showed "Fahrenheit 9/11," conservative action groups trying to get the FEC to kick our film ads off the air, the unnecessary restrictive R-rating that forced teenagers to sneak in to see it, and all the stupid, crazy attacks on me and my movie that I've had to listen to as I watched the public ignore them and pack the movie houses anyway, where my film was being shown. And when all that failed, five different Republican groups made five different attack dog tapes (oops, "documentaries"!) against me in a period of about six weeks. But they were all so bad, so boring, so right-wing, no one wanted to watch them and they too went away, a sad waste of good videotape.

Now, after enduring all this, with no tricks left in their bag, they've just decided, "Let's toss his sorry ass behind bars -- him and his noodles and his gift of clean underwear!"

My friends, they will not catch me. Though I may be on the run, and I may never be able to return home to my beloved Michigan, I make this solemn vow to you and yours: The slackers of America shall not be denied their noodles, they will proudly wear their clean underwear as free Americans, and they will vote Bush out of office come November 2nd (though they will not show up to the polls until well after noon)!

Stay strong, stay slacker, and please remember to turn the underwear inside out every three days. As for the noodles, add boiling water, stir.


Michael Moore

Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory.
User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 36
Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1249 times:

Here's something hilarious. Fahrenheit 9.11 hasn't yet been released in India, but its expected release date may be delayed. Apparently the censor board is worried about some obscure law that's been exhumed that says you can't certify a film if it's likely to offend a friendly country!

User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 930 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1227 times:

F 9-11 is releast in Sweden and it was a blockbuster!! The whole saloon was laughing their asses off at youre president!!

My man, Michael Moore  Big thumbs up

Please, John Kerry, keeping my fingers crossed 11-2-04 for U to enter the WH

Micke/SE  Laugh out loud

Airbus SAS - Love them both
User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 15347 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1220 times:
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You may have heard by now that the Michigan Republican Party has called for my arrest. That's right. They literally want me brought up on charges -- and hope that I'm locked up.

I don't want him locked up - that just draws attention to him again.

But I won't shed a tear if it happens, either  Big thumbs up

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5551 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1214 times:

Hilarious to see how scared the Michigan GOP is that Moore's voting drive will pay off and that for the third time in a row they won't be able to deliver on their promises to the Shrub. I don't care for the man personally, but good grief, how can you fault the man for trying to get out the vote, no matter what party that vote may come from.

South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
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