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Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?  
User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1773 times:

I was thinking about doing one. But I was wondering if any of you have been on them. What are they like? There is one advertised on the MS Rotterdam for Holland America Lines that I'm thinking about doing.

UAL747

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User currently offlineFJWH From Netherlands, joined May 2004, 968 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1731 times:

Ual747:

When I think of a gay cruise I see a big ship, a lot of horney men and sex all over the place. I'm sure this is not what is gay cruise is so can you tell me what a gay cruise exactley is?Thanks

FJWH



FlightS in the next 3 months: MSP, PHX, MEM, NCE, TFS, BCN. All round trips from AMS
User currently offlineVSLover From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1897 posts, RR: 23
Reply 2, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1728 times:

hmm, i kinda feel a gay cruise would be what you are thinking FJWH

i mean hell, thats the only reason i'd bother with one.


User currently offlineCanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3389 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1728 times:

Well I have never been on any sort of gay cruise or anything, But I have sailed on the MS Rotterdam.

So I can't say anything about the accuall cruise, but I can say the Rotterdam is a very beautiful ship.... Lots of very friendly staff, amazing food, great service, lots of activities, exellent artwork, beautiful public areas, an outstanding ship; I was impressed with it for the entire 10 days we were onboard.



CanadianNorth



What could possibly go wrong?
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1723 times:

I'm sure this is not what is gay cruise is

....no need to further expand, you got it right.






UAL747, one thing you'll need to keep in mind:

The dudes on the cruise will not look anything remotely resembling the advertisement!  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineSebolino From France, joined May 2001, 3681 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1718 times:

UAL,

Are you aware that if you go on one of these you will enlarge the circle of your acquaintances ?

 Big grin  Big grin


Sorry, I couldn't resist.


User currently offlineFJWH From Netherlands, joined May 2004, 968 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1715 times:

Sebolino, haha, lol  Smile

But I know enough, no gay cruise for me  Smile!!!

FJWH,

(Straight!)



FlightS in the next 3 months: MSP, PHX, MEM, NCE, TFS, BCN. All round trips from AMS
User currently onlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 5981 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1709 times:

My god - noone has even done a "Signed," post yet! Sebolino is the closest so far  Insane

Frankly, I'm disappointed.


User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 49
Reply 8, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1697 times:

True a good majority will not look like the advertisement, a good percentage will be VERY good looking, just like the brochure, and yes I have been on one.


You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently onlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17366 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (9 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1654 times:

Sounds like a floating circuit party, which might be my personal hell. On the other hand it could be a lot of fun if you go with a good group of friends.


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5366 posts, RR: 53
Reply 10, posted (9 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1637 times:

Well, I was on a cruise once...and there were a lot of guys there...and they were holding hands with each other, but like me, they weren't gay!

-Signed,
EmiratesA345

(I hate to dissapoint CPH-R)



South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
User currently offlineJeepBoy From Australia, joined Jul 2004, 260 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (9 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1607 times:

Ual747,

I don't post here that much anymore but I have to say you have made my day!

Gay Cruise? LMAO!

Well you should at least pack the following:

An autographed picture of Carson
Carton of Virginia Slims (Just to be piss elegant)
Jumbo pack of Trojans
Bulk jug of astroglide
Leiths guide to Yoga postions (get those leg stretching excercises honey)
1 kilolitre of Stoli
clothes 4 sizes to small
c-rings of various dimensions
Harness (although I am sure the cruise line have rooms equipped)
DVD of Titanic
Pesticide
Amyl
Rubber gloves
A big stick
Mouth Guard (so you don't try and chew your own arm off in the morn)
Any little Tee with Fcuck on it (French connection UK - OK?)

 Big grin


J E E P B O Y

[stoli is a food group]

















*yay*
User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (9 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1581 times:

stoli is a food group

Too right! I mean, they recommend five servings of fruits and veggies a day. Stoli Razberi, Stoli Orange, Stoli Pineapple, Stoli Apple...and that's all I can think of now...but four out of five is enough.

Never been on a gay cruise, no desire to do so at this time either. Although, maybe someday if a group of friends were going, I'd go as well, but I don't think I'd ever go alone.

LH423



« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
User currently offlineHB-IWC From Greece, joined Sep 2000, 4498 posts, RR: 72
Reply 13, posted (9 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1487 times:

Probably something like the all-gay resorts in Palm Springs and the like. Good fun... Although I heard body hair is a no no so get those rasors out and start trimming...



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