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Elvira Mistress Of The Dark: WTF?  
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2051 times:

Hmm, I've always been curious about this chick:




What's her deal?

Seems like some screwed up ex-porn chick who thinks every night is Halloween... that, and she's been around like foreeeeeeeever.


Since it's October, she's obviously high in demand: everything from ESPN to Animal Planet is employing her for something. That, and she's apparently a millionairess made so by selling movies, dolls, clotheslines, even video games-- all revolving around her image.

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User currently offlineDl021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11446 posts, RR: 76
Reply 1, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2040 times:
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cboy

that is Cassandra Peterson, AKA Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

She "borrowed" the idea and schtick from Vampira and others and hosted various television movie shows as a presenter and made the rounds as a "spooky" personality. For a while she was a beer sponsor, and had a very tight costume that revealed her best assets.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005308/
Ian



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17330 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2008 times:

I've been wondering what ever happened to her--and Wilson Phillips--and since the latter just released an album of covers I've answered that question. But Elvira is ancient at this point, I can't imagine she's still wearing those plunging neck lines these days....maybe just a lot of mock turtlenecks *cringe*.

"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005308/"

RICHARD SIMMONS had a SHOW??? That ran for FOUR YEARS??

[Edited 2004-10-12 04:47:51]


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2000 times:

For someone close to 100 years old, she looks mighty fine.

She was on late night TV in the 80s and gave a really funny and tawdry running commentary on B-grade horror flicks. On crappy weekend nights in college when the weather stank, you got drunk, watched Elvira, smoked some pot and it all kinda made sense.

"I can't imagine she's still wearing those plunging neck lines these days....maybe just a lot of mock turtlenecks I can't imagine she's still wearing those plunging neck lines these days....maybe just a lot of mock turtlenecks."

Never underestimate the power of Dr botox and Dr Silicone.


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1949 times:

Never underestimate the power of Dr botox and Dr Silicone.

...or perhaps selling your soul, to remain a C-list entertainer forever?  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 5, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1937 times:

Fred:
Does she remind you, if even a little, of a younger Chris Owens (the Bourbon Street entertainer)?

Happy b'day, BTW.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1925 times:

"...or perhaps selling your soul, to remain a C-list entertainer forever?"

What soul?
She's Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.


User currently offlineJohnboy From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 2576 posts, RR: 7
Reply 7, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1920 times:

There's also the oft-repeated story that when Cassandra Peterson (aka "Elvira) was starting out in show business she was a Las Vegas showgirl. One night Tom Jones took a liking to her, asked her out...long story short, she ended up with um, "stitches" in a very private area.

What's up pussycat, indeed!


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1890 times:

What soul?

...my point exactly!  Laugh out loud


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