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User currently offlineLuisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1214 times:

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.

Looking around at the exotics, he notices a very lifelike, life-size
statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decides
must have it. He took it to the owner:

"How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," said

The tourist gave the man the twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,
can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a
real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following
down the street. This was disconcerting, he began walking faster. But
within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind hem had grown to
hundreds, and they began squealing. He began to trot toward the Bay,
looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the millions, and
squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay, and threw the
rat as far out into the Bay as he could. Amazingly , the millions of
all jumped into the Bay after it, and were all drowned.

The man hurried back to the curio shop.

"Ah ha," said the owner, "you have come back for the story?"

"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

Dont take it personal, its just a joke
and dont forget to vote on tuesday 2nd!

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User currently offlineXJRamper From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2511 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1131 times:

I would have personally also asked for a bronze Michael Moore. But hey thats just me.


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