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New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats  
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2383 times:

Primetime live, the news magazine show on ABC just did a survey and the results are definately bad news for the Democrats.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

As hard as it is to believe but surveys conducted by the news group show that Republicans have more satisfying sex lives.  Wow!

I know, I would have thought the "free-loving" hippies that have contaminated Trumman's party since the 1960's would have put the results 180 the other direction.


Questions asked:


Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87%
Democrats — 76%

Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56%
Democrats — 47%

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72%
Democrats — 62%


Also it was shown that Democratic women are more likely to lie about sex

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33%) than Republicans (26%) said they had.

Maybe that explains why Theresa Kerry is so angry?

[Edited 2004-10-18 13:19:55]


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
28 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2348 times:

Damm forgot to put the picture of Theresa up.



Who wouldn't want to wake up to that




OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2334 times:

Well, when one only knows the missionary position, then it doesn't take much to satisfy, does it?  Big grin

User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24810 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2319 times:

Is that Falcon84's wife?  Big grin


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2312 times:

Is that Falcon84's wife?

ROTFL. Hardly. I guess we're "closet Republicans".  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2307 times:

See you put up a photo and you get responses.

Alpha, considering your shift to the left in the past year, you may want to look at ways to...ahem.....keep the magic.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 32
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2309 times:

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33%) than Republicans (26%) said they had.

MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Given the fact that realistically about 75% of all women have already faked an orgasm, it says a lot about American love life!! When those women answered the questions their redneck hubbies were standing behind them...gun in hand, locked and loaded and no, I'm not talking about the one in the pants Big grin Big grin Big grin

Besides: If a woman is used to have sex once in a year, I guess it's safe to say that just showing her a pic of Brad Pitt does count as sex that makes her extremely happy with her lovelife!



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineNonRevKing From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2303 times:

The nerve of you L-188, using a candidates' family member as an example like that! You should apologize! You're a "bad person".  Big grin

As if being the first person to respond to your own post isn't sad enough, you had to include a bad photo to completely negate any worth while conversation on this topic. Harvard to pre-school in two posts, good job!

With Theresa’s' money? I wouldn't mind. I could see kind of a twisted satisfaction in shagging the hell out of a rich and powerful woman, making her scream your name, reducing her down to a horny 18 year old girl...It would beat engaging with a brainless stepford like Laura Bush.

Seriously now, these polls don't surprise me. Most feminists align themselves with the Democratic Party, so that should account for some of the results. It also tells me that right-wing chicks have low expectations!

B

[Edited 2004-10-18 14:18:30]

User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2295 times:

Alpha, considering your shift to the left in the past year, you may want to look at ways to...ahem.....keep the magic.

Trust me, my wife and I have no problem with that, but I don't want go into detail, lest AA61hvy complain. Big grin


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2289 times:

Hey NonRevKing......

Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady.


With Theresa’s' money? I wouldn't mind. I could see kind of a twisted satisfaction in shagging the hell out of a rich and powerful woman, making her scream your name

So it's money for you?

Suit yourself, but I am still gunning for mutual love and affection.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineNonRevKing From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2282 times:

Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady.

Haha I realize that L, perhaps you didn't catch the subtle irony of that statement. I'll cut you some slack tho, it's early.

Suit yourself, but I am still gunning for mutual love and affection.

Well of course that goes without saying. But money helps. I work for an airline man, I'm broke! Big grin

B


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2247 times:

Actually it is late fore me. I get off work in two hours, Cold Medicine I am on isn't helping.


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineGreaser From Bahamas, joined Jan 2004, 1092 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2226 times:

And in other news 62% of republicans wake up on the left side of the bed while 30% of democrats do. The rest including John Kerry do not sleep at wall, for fear of irritating the skin after receving Botox injections.

C'mon guys...



Now you're really flying
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24810 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2188 times:

ROTFL. Hardly. I guess we're "closet Republicans".

You no afford a bed or something then?  Big grin



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 40
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2149 times:

Well, I'm sure the results would've been better if female Democrats shaved their upper lips once in a while. (cough, cough, Falcon84's wife...)


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2121 times:

Poor attemt, Jcs. Didn't quite have the effect you wanted, especially on me.  Big grin

The only shaving she has to do is....well, nevermind, I can't get a youngster like you all worked up.  Big grin


User currently offlineAa777flyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2093 times:

Bill Clinton had a good sex life while in office. AND he was able to achieve that without Hillary! LOL!

User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16927 posts, RR: 48
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2078 times:

"Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady."

There's a frightening thought....



E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineSESGDL From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3452 posts, RR: 10
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2048 times:

Good God, that's about the dumbest poll ever conducted. Who the hell cares who has a better sex life? What a load of crap.

Jeremy


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39477 posts, RR: 75
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day ago) and read 2027 times:

Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!  Acting devilish  Laugh out loud  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineBoeing7E7 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 21 hours ago) and read 2001 times:

All I can say is:

It's a damn good thing there aren't any more debates.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineDl021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11445 posts, RR: 76
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 months 20 hours ago) and read 1968 times:
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You know, we should not be really surprised, after the debates we all knew that Kerry is a Master Debater....

Superfly...My wife was in Vegas over the weekend for a bachelorette party. One of the bridesmaids sent for a male stripper and was told to expect an Italian dude. A large black man showed up and danced for them to everyones general amusement and appreciation. My wife said she was surprised that a stripper would put his "LITTLE thingie in a bag and flp it around like that..."

My question is this.....when did you move to Vegas??  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12
Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 17 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!

That must be the 26% that fake orgasm. Big grin



"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 months 17 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

Superfly: "Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!"

JetService: "That must be the 26% that fake orgasm  Big grin "



That one laid Superfly out good.  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 24, posted (9 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1884 times:

Of course we know these two are faking.




OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
25 Post contains images Superfly : Falcon84: Hardly laid me out. But I have 'laid' many Republican trophy wives and have been called back for repeated service!
26 Post contains images Matt D : Superfly, never to be outdone, gets right back on his feet and gives Alpha...I mean Falcon a taste of his own medicine.
27 L-188 : Of course you never are getting call backs from the 53% of democrats that aren't satisfied with their sex lives are you?
28 Post contains images Superfly : L-188: I usually don't respond to the Democratic babes unless they are hot. I just really enjoy banging the wives of the Republican predatory capital
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