As hard as it is to believe but surveys conducted by the news group show that Republicans have more satisfying sex lives.
I know, I would have thought the "free-loving" hippies that have contaminated Trumman's party since the 1960's would have put the results 180 the other direction.
Questions asked:
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87%
Democrats — 76%
Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56%
Democrats — 47%
The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72%
Democrats — 62%
Also it was shown that Democratic women are more likely to lie about sex
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33%) than Republicans (26%) said they had.
Maybe that explains why Theresa Kerry is so angry?
[Edited 2004-10-18 13:19:55]
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L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62 Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1716 times:
Damm forgot to put the picture of Theresa up.
Who wouldn't want to wake up to that
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L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62 Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1675 times:
See you put up a photo and you get responses.
Alpha, considering your shift to the left in the past year, you may want to look at ways to...ahem.....keep the magic.
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Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1677 times:
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33%) than Republicans (26%) said they had.
MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Given the fact that realistically about 75% of all women have already faked an orgasm, it says a lot about American love life!! When those women answered the questions their redneck hubbies were standing behind them...gun in hand, locked and loaded and no, I'm not talking about the one in the pants
Besides: If a woman is used to have sex once in a year, I guess it's safe to say that just showing her a pic of Brad Pitt does count as sex that makes her extremely happy with her lovelife!
NonRevKing From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1671 times:
The nerve of you L-188, using a candidates' family member as an example like that! You should apologize! You're a "bad person".
As if being the first person to respond to your own post isn't sad enough, you had to include a bad photo to completely negate any worth while conversation on this topic. Harvard to pre-school in two posts, good job!
With Theresa’s' money? I wouldn't mind. I could see kind of a twisted satisfaction in shagging the hell out of a rich and powerful woman, making her scream your name, reducing her down to a horny 18 year old girl...It would beat engaging with a brainless stepford like Laura Bush.
Seriously now, these polls don't surprise me. Most feminists align themselves with the Democratic Party, so that should account for some of the results. It also tells me that right-wing chicks have low expectations!
L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62 Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1657 times:
Hey NonRevKing......
Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady.
With Theresa’s' money? I wouldn't mind. I could see kind of a twisted satisfaction in shagging the hell out of a rich and powerful woman, making her scream your name
So it's money for you?
Suit yourself, but I am still gunning for mutual love and affection.
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L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62 Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1615 times:
Actually it is late fore me. I get off work in two hours, Cold Medicine I am on isn't helping.
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Greaser From Bahamas, joined Jan 2004, 1081 posts, RR: 4 Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1594 times:
And in other news 62% of republicans wake up on the left side of the bed while 30% of democrats do. The rest including John Kerry do not sleep at wall, for fear of irritating the skin after receving Botox injections.
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1517 times:
Well, I'm sure the results would've been better if female Democrats shaved their upper lips once in a while. (cough, cough, Falcon84's wife...)
MaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 15730 posts, RR: 48 Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1446 times:
"Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady."
SESGDL From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3385 posts, RR: 11 Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1416 times:
Good God, that's about the dumbest poll ever conducted. Who the hell cares who has a better sex life? What a load of crap.
Dl021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81 Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 1336 times:
You know, we should not be really surprised, after the debates we all knew that Kerry is a Master Debater....
Superfly...My wife was in Vegas over the weekend for a bachelorette party. One of the bridesmaids sent for a male stripper and was told to expect an Italian dude. A large black man showed up and danced for them to everyones general amusement and appreciation. My wife said she was surprised that a stripper would put his "LITTLE thingie in a bag and flp it around like that..."
My question is this.....when did you move to Vegas??
JetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 13 Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1310 times:
Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!
L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62 Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1252 times:
Of course we know these two are faking.
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25 Superfly: Falcon84: Hardly laid me out. But I have 'laid' many Republican trophy wives and have been called back for repeated service!
26 Matt D: Superfly, never to be outdone, gets right back on his feet and gives Alpha...I mean Falcon a taste of his own medicine.
27 L-188: Of course you never are getting call backs from the 53% of democrats that aren't satisfied with their sex lives are you?
28 Superfly: L-188: I usually don't respond to the Democratic babes unless they are hot. I just really enjoy banging the wives of the Republican predatory capital
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