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I Am Not Who I Say I Am  
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3892 times:

To all a.netters:

You know me as the amicable 18 year old all-american aviation enthusiast. I have tried very hard to push this image down your throat, but now, I must come clean. My real name is Maxwell Tate, I am a british citizen living in Exile in the United states.

I come from an abusive family. At the age of ten, I ran away from my home in Yorkshire, and ended up in the back alleys of London picking up scraps of rubbish to fill my stomach. Disease is not foreign to me. When I was 15, I met two other people, for their sake I will call them Peter and David. We became fast friends, and formed the british underground punk band "Yorkshire Underground." We were set to do an american tour, then the bottom dropped out.

Peter went on a drug binge that nearly killed him. It did so much damage that he now lives in the psychiatric ward. David died when he was hit by a drunk driver. I became a recluse.



Now I search the internet trying to find some semblance of community. Something of what was once my former self. For money, I photoshop pictures of myself and sell them to websites that specialize in stupid internet forum postings.



I'm sorry I made you all believe I was something I am not. I hope you can forgive me for the lies that I have perpetrated.

49 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineJAXpax From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3839 times:

Umm.... Okay. And?

People act like this website is a damn IV providing life-furthering nourishment.


User currently offlineSoku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3819 times:

So I'm gonna assume that this is a joke ?


The Ohio Player
User currently offlineDl021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 3, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3814 times:

DUde, if half the people on the net are who they say they are it will come as a surprise to me. If THIS post is for real, maybe you ought to take stockof things and realize that you are not yet even really out of the gates yet, and there is plenty of time to figure stuff out. If this is a bogus post, then the same thing applies. You can get pretty much whatever you want if you are willing to do the right things consistently.

Good luck, either way.

DL



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3789 times:




Up, up and away!
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3778 times:

"Now I search the internet trying to find some semblance of community. Something of what was once my former self. For money, I photoshop pictures of myself and sell them to websites that specialize in stupid internet forum postings."

And this I guess also pays your tuition Colorado State??


IHAP



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineNosedive From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3767 times:

I'm Muslim

Love,

RJPieces


User currently offlineF9Widebody From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 1604 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3743 times:

I'm Pilot_Kaz

Love,

Nosedive

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:05:33]


YES URLS in signature!!!
User currently offlineBoeing7E7 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3710 times:

Thank you so very kindly for sharing.

Signed,

Mr. W.E. Dontgiveashit


User currently offlineNosedive From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3703 times:

I love Pilot_Kaz

Love,

F9Widebody


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3686 times:



Patrick

Btw: Unusual to see that you don't post something about Scottysair  Insane.


User currently offlineBoeing7E7 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3668 times:

Beer.. Gooooooooooooooood!

Signed,

Who cares.

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:21:23]

User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3663 times:

BoingGoingGone,

you are correct, I used episode 2 yesterday, so episode 3 would be correct now, I am sorry for the mistake yesterday Big grin.

Patrick

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:17:47]

User currently offlineCommander_Rabb From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 771 posts, RR: 7
Reply 13, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3629 times:

Yes, nothing worse than a repeat of a bad episode. Ha ha! Big grin Big grin

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:23:52]

User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3608 times:

Yes, nothing worse than a repeat of a bad episode. Ha ha!

Aren't there elections in the USA soon?

Patrick


User currently offlineCommander_Rabb From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 771 posts, RR: 7
Reply 15, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3605 times:

Yes. And you can't vote.

Signed,
Happy Americans


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3591 times:

Yes. And you can't vote.

I am glad that I can't  Smile.

Patrick


User currently offlineBoeing7E7 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3588 times:

I love to abuse my authority as a moderator.

Signed,

Sabena332

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:29:30]

User currently offlineCommander_Rabb From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 771 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3578 times:

I am glad that I can't


Oh I don't think so!

Signed,
Realistic Americans

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:35:54]

User currently offlineCommander_Rabb From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 771 posts, RR: 7
Reply 19, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3564 times:

I love to abuse my authority as a moderator.

Signed,

Sabena332



OUCH!

For the record, it does not bother me! I am more bothered by this thread.

Don't know what to make of this "confession".


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3531 times:

I love to post crap on Airwhiners.net, I wrote that the "younger Sabena" and "KROC" banned me despite the "younger Sabena" can't ban me because he is a darabase administrator, and KROC didn't also ban me but I felt to post crap about crew members.

Signed,

Boeing7E7

PS: I am talking about the "old" Airwhiners forum.


User currently offlineCommander_Rabb From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 771 posts, RR: 7
Reply 21, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3495 times:

Well....there seems to be quite a few on here that have "issues".

I am out of this one!  Smile


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3475 times:

Wow. It's really sad that you actually believed me.

We became fast friends, and formed the british underground punk band "Yorkshire Underground." We were set to do an american tour, then the bottom dropped out.

A washed up british punk star on a.net... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


User currently offlineBoeing7E7 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3441 times:

Nothing better than a moderator who lets his drinking buddies get away with anything and everything, then deletes threads and bans people because they say someting I don't agree with.

Signed,

Sabena332





User currently offlineBA From United States of America, joined May 2000, 11154 posts, RR: 59
Reply 24, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3430 times:

This thread sucks.

Signed,
All normal people of the world



"Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need." - Khalil Gibran
25 Sabena332 : I am getting childish. Signed, Boeing7E7
26 BN747 : And I'm MD90s' real dad...and I owe him a serious ass kicking to help him get his head on straight... BN747
27 IHadAPheo : Wow this is a "signed by" and an "Innuendo" thread combined !!! This is a very good thing into the A.net forums Signed, ?????? Hey, the word ?????? is
28 Post contains images DLKAPA : Scotty Scotty Scotty Well, at least my name doesn't show up! [Edited 2004-10-19 04:24:47]
29 Post contains images Leviticus : At least youre not SAS23
30 Post contains images Captoveur : That is for all the asses that got stomped in this thread: RJpieces Kaz Sabena332
31 Post contains images GKirk : And I thought that Sabena332, Sabena_690 and Jaspike were all the same person
32 Planespotterx : Well, I have a motto (Trust noone), esp on the net..cos I could be ANYONE I wanted to be, not that im not now, but if I intended to be someone I wasnt
33 Captoveur : ..cos I could be ANYONE Yeah, I am actually a 24 year old Victorias Secret model from Mississippi.
34 FSPilot747 : Yeah right, and I like women my age. hmph. Signed, SAS23
35 777236ER : I care. Signed,
36 Post contains images EA CO AS : Wow. It's really sad that you actually believed me. Your mistake is in assuming anyone here ever believed anything you wrote in the first place.
37 Post contains images JeffM : "I Am Not Who I Say I Am" guess what... We really don't care as much as you think we do..
38 Thom@s : I wonder why this thread is still here. Signed Thom@s
39 JAXpax : I believe you are pathetic with low self-esteem and a need to draw attention to yourself.
40 Post contains images Big777jet : I'm his cousin of Tom Hanks. He gave me a lot of money for car, house, trips, and clothes for free. Stuart
41 Blackbird1331 : I once posed as a camel in a caravan but got fired for drinking too much.
42 Post contains images DLKAPA : Stuart, If I was really related to you, I'd probably have shot you by now
43 AirxLiban : *suggest deletion* Signed, AirxLiban
44 USAFHummer : AirxLiban has no sense of humor, Signed, Everyone else on a.net
45 Post contains images OYRJA : This thread started out lousy but ended up pretty funny actually Signed My self
46 Shawn Patrick : Even if it is a joke, it's kind of stupid
47 Iowaman : I love to abuse my authority as a moderator. Signed, Sabena332 Now that is something that is true!
48 Post contains images LHSebi :
49 DLKAPA : It is make with I am deleting this for myself now and talk ya later! Signed ScottysAir
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